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- 5924 Views
- 13 Comments
Getting Punched in my Stupid Fat Face
AUGUST 13, 2011 4:31PM
Topics: high school, lake erie, oh, ashtabula, growing up, family life, fighting, personal essay, nonfiction, memoir, comedy, open call, mortifying disclosures
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- 5991 Views
- 14 Comments
I'm A Freaky Chocolate Eater
JUNE 28, 2011 9:57AM
Topics: christmas, three musketeers, single, singles, divorce, divorced, nora ephron, when harry met sally, katz's deli, eating disorder, food disorder, freaky eaters, weight watchers, migraines, breast pain, nestle's, sex, godiva, champagne truffle, when harry met sally, katz's deli, orgasm, hot guy, election night, pepperidge farm cake, smoker, cigarette, grandmother, yodels, mr. rogers, rocky road, breast cancer, milky way, forties, divorced, bonbon, vena cava, washington post, mounds, heart, marshmallow santa, russell stover, lover, women, ice cream, chocolate, freaky eaters, twitter, facebook, bonnie bernstein, open call, mortifying disclosures, my tiny hypocrisy, heartwarming holiday stories, holidays, gossip, health, wind, bad weather, storm, thunder, eating disorder, food/drink
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- 2880 Views
- 75 Comments
Cherished Handwritten Notes
JUNE 17, 2011 1:12PM
Topics: open+call, comedy, humor, the chariot foundation at shush castle, chariot institute, letter writing, handwriting, handwritten, handwritten notes, calligraphy, gentleman, mortifying disclosures, style, wealth, relationships, fiction, feminism, fashion, love, paris, parisian, mental illness, victorian era, pressed flowers, tt, romance
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- 1057 Views
- 9 Comments
I wasn't artsy, I just didn't have the money not to be
JUNE 8, 2011 5:29PM
Topics: open+call, feminism, kids, style, fashion, childhood, mortifying disclosures
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- 1481 Views
- 12 Comments
The Mortified Arizona Sunbather
MAY 31, 2011 1:35AM
Topics: bathing suits, arizona, sunbathing, open+call, fashion, mortifying disclosures
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- 770 Views
- 5 Comments
My brush with grandma homicide
MAY 27, 2011 1:07AM
Topics: mortifying disclosures, open call, pedestrians, seattle, crosswalks
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- 2920 Views
- 15 Comments
Butt of Silence
MAY 25, 2011 10:31AM
Topics: travel, mortifying disclosures
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- 3413 Views
- 12 Comments
I Snuck Someone Into West Point
MAY 25, 2011 3:13AM
Topics: open call, mortifying disclosures, bonnie bernstein, terrorist, chocolate, flirt, spanish, west point, bullet proof vest, avon, united states military academy, thayer gate, 1979 chevy caprice, general douglas macarthur, cadet chapel, memorial day, museum, hudson valley, security, guards, 911, tour guide, hockey, stumbleupon, facebook, twitter, new york city, nyc, divorce, nanny, thayer hotel, football, stepford, michie stadium, military, my tiny hypocrisy, open call, mount saint mary college, afghanistan, iraq
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- 1791 Views
- 15 Comments
Saved By Soaps
MAY 25, 2011 2:51AM
Topics: gossip alternative, family, mortifying disclosures, open call, saved by pop culture
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- 2204 Views
- 26 Comments
My (Potentially) Life Altering Party Foul
MAY 25, 2011 11:18AM
Topics: mortifying disclosures, open call
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- 6555 Views
- 19 Comments
My Rhodes to Nowhere: A Mortifying Adventure (and a Recipe)
MAY 22, 2011 7:46PM
Topics: pie recipe, banoffee pie, rhodes scholarship, stanford, food/wine, mortifying disclosures, open call
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- 1171 Views
- 20 Comments
Car of Shame
MAY 19, 2011 2:42AM
Topics: mortifying disclosures, cars, pinto, cougar, open+call
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- 2094 Views
- 9 Comments
Taxi and the Real Me Collide
MAY 18, 2011 10:57AM
Topics: health, mortifying disclosures
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- 1723 Views
- 23 Comments
Horse Faced
MAY 12, 2011 2:47PM
Topics: open call, mortifying disclosures
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- 1455 Views
- 1 Comments
My Disastrous Career as a Joe Walsh Dancer
MAY 11, 2011 12:54PM
Topics: open call, mortifying disclosures, joe walsh, dance
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- 5341 Views
- 16 Comments
I Sleep On The Floor
MAY 11, 2011 12:02AM
Topics: mother, baby boomer, unemployed, airbed, milf, bed, divorce, sleeping on the floor, maria shriver, arnold schwarzenegger, john batchelor, terminated, airbed, economy, divorce, bed, divorce, six foot long skunk, economy, unemployed, hudson valley, milf, rip van winkle, insomnia, mother, open call, economy, sleeping on the floor, mortifying disclosures, bed bath and beyond, sisters of the shithood, bonnie bernstein, terminated
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- 1748 Views
- 35 Comments
My First Mortifying Marriage
MAY 8, 2011 12:58AM
Topics: mortifying disclosures, sex, marriage counseling
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- 1443 Views
- 22 Comments
Secular Prayers
MAY 8, 2011 12:16AM
Topics: open call, mortifying disclosures, religion, politics, school, education, separation of church and state, prayer, morality
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- 2805 Views
- 60 Comments
Mortified By Dan Rather
MAY 6, 2011 12:51PM
Topics: we unloaded on osama bin laden, democrats wingnuts and me oh my, media, politics, true story, i wonder if he kept the shoes, don't ever make me even say that word again, mortifying disclosures
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- 2446 Views
- 21 Comments
A Close Approximation of an Almost True Fact
MAY 5, 2011 8:28AM
Topics: open call, mortifying disclosures, teaching, writing, osama bin laden, social networking, plagiarism, ethics, martin luther king, jr., mark twain, quotations
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