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- 465 Views
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I used to be shy, so I became a stripper
JANUARY 16, 2012 6:26AM
Topics: maid of honor, bachelorette party, burn the place down, i believe you have my stapler, stapler, bananahammock, thong, tips, ass, tits, bouncer, dj, kathy bates, office space, waterboy, hot for teacher, stripper, type-a, extroverted, introverted, shy
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- 488 Views
- 3 Comments
Don’t say “God,” it’s a bad word…& other stories.
JANUARY 14, 2012 2:48AM
Topics: god, blaspheme, flirting, ass, wal-mart, adultry, arguing, dialogue, parents, thanksgiving, shopping
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- 999 Views
- 23 Comments
Farewell, My Ass
APRIL 19, 2011 8:03AM
Topics: hiney, bum, rump, glutes, buttocks, behind, derriere, butt, ass, doggerel, poetry, humor, comedy
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- 424 Views
- 12 Comments
4 more good things about unemployment
MARCH 5, 2011 7:33PM
Topics: reorganization, kiss, ass, windows, couch, staff meetings, humor, comedy, awake, sleep
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- 108 Views
- 0 Comments
Illustrator needed
DECEMBER 27, 2010 10:32AM
Topics: ass, toilet, sewage, unemployed artist, job search, poop, illustrator
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- 1076 Views
- 0 Comments
Faulty Butt Implants Part II - Merry Christm-ass, Baby
DECEMBER 21, 2010 8:18AM
Topics: butt implants, caulk, silicone, models, ass, news, fashion
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- 234 Views
- 0 Comments
Teenage Ass Stink
OCTOBER 30, 2010 3:36PM
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- 764 Views
- 15 Comments
Come On - Kick My Butt!
JULY 29, 2010 8:29AM
Topics: gladiator, butts, ass, gluteus maximus, graham sale, humor, cartoons
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- 635 Views
- 5 Comments
California Celebrates Independence Day By Removing A Flag
JULY 4, 2010 7:00PM
Topics: flag, mural, paint, ass, clown, governator, california, idiots, politically correct, fools
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- 1277 Views
- 20 Comments
Don't You Wish Everyone Did?
JUNE 11, 2010 9:25AM
Topics: rhetorical questions, humor, ass, catholices, the pope, bears, shit, saturday salon cartoon
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- 319 Views
- 4 Comments
Thank you, Pauly Shore, for a lesson in behavior.
JUNE 9, 2010 7:40PM
Topics: photography, movies, belief/religion, beliefs, pauly shore, adhd, ass
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- 1818 Views
- 29 Comments
"ASS" is not a 4-Letter Word: "FUCK" is
JUNE 8, 2010 9:30PM
Topics: obama, ass, swearing, president, mccain, bush, cheney, politics
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- 23697 Views
- 213 Comments
Boobquake and the Cutefication of Feminism
APRIL 22, 2010 5:14PM
Topics: show us your tits!, ass, tits, doing the dirty
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- 2081 Views
- 27 Comments
Confessions Of A Sexual Pervert
FEBRUARY 17, 2010 10:41AM
Topics: confess, perversion, tongue, ball, ass, lashing, kicking, kissing, bulls, fun, humor to some
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- 674 Views
- 11 Comments
from a posthoumous OS veteran who was killed by a spambot
JANUARY 30, 2010 12:09PM
Topics: ass, further ananysis, toast, os, megan fox, rock bottom on my shame spiral, comment cravings are pitiful
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- 349 Views
- 9 Comments
I'd like to start a revolution, anyone care to join
JANUARY 21, 2010 11:40PM
Topics: ass, feelers, fomenting, the here and now sucks, manifestos, revolutions
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- 4724 Views
- 28 Comments
poetry: ODE TO THE BELOVED BUTT (babys got back)
OCTOBER 19, 2009 10:54AM
Topics: bottom, poem, poetry, not bad poetry, take a seat, rear end, rear, posterior, keister, heinie, fanny, cheeks, can, buttocks, buns, ass, backside, tail, stump, stub, stock, shank, hilt, handle, haft, fundament, fag end (what does that mean), extremity, edge, base, asscheeks, butt
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- 3706 Views
- 7 Comments
Ralph Lauren, I Challenge you to Hire Kim Kardashian
OCTOBER 17, 2009 2:31AM
Topics: kim kardashian, paris hilton, rich girls, e!, khloe kardashian, kourtney kardashian, lamar odom, ass, sir mix a lot, gossip
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- 1854 Views
- 15 Comments
BUTT FACIAL!! Seriously! It exists!
OCTOBER 9, 2009 3:01PM
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- 402 Views
- 4 Comments
Fatty Fatty 2x4 - Day 3 -My crazy thoughts for the day
AUGUST 19, 2009 3:52PM
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