zumalicious
- Location
- Occupy Sacramento, California, Protest
- Birthday
- June 15
- Title
- Author/Publisher
- Company
- Xenonlit Press
- Bio
- Come 'onna me website and virtual geocache!
http://xenonlit.jimdo.com/
Leave a writing tip and read some good stuff by friends of mine and, of course, MOI.
The banner is one of the few remaining Rick Tresa originals. Rick did these incredible banners for all of us. He is a true OS legend.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Seven Ways to trick your man
into thinking he had sex!
March 08, 2013 01:13AM - Random blog: There is no "I"
in asshole
March 03, 2013 01:43PM - F.I.P. Tink R. Tink, may
"butt" be your keyword in
altnet!
February 08, 2013 01:39AM - California must prevail
against mad, crazy greed
February 05, 2013 06:09PM - King Richard's Bones
February 04, 2013 04:49PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Start them young with
bogus arrests for minor
crimes.
Give them harsh
sentences th…”
March 11, 2013 09:08PM - “YEA, VERILY! For all the
dronewhiners: figure all
projectile
weapons, including
g…”
March 10, 2013 12:30AM - “Rated, of course!”
March 09, 2013 02:08PM - “Hey, Black people get
summarily executed every month
and no
one pays for it.
Wher…”
March 09, 2013 02:07PM - “Save the seals! Fish
subsidies, not oil
subsidies!”
March 09, 2013 02:03PM
Zumalicious's Links
Seven Ways to trick your man into thinking he had sex!

Balance achieved after months of reminders!
I decided to go derivative tonight. I am so inspired by the months-long osmotic effect of seeing the same post in the left hand feed of a certain open blogging website that I have absorbed the desire to write about the topic… Read full post »
Random blog: There is no "I" in asshole
An old friend and I were having the random type of conversation that bordered on philosophically deep when I realized that my friend was not being random. That person was crazy, obsessed with assholes and asking why assholes cannot treat other people right. We had this conversation many times and it… Read full post »
F.I.P. Tink R. Tink, may "butt" be your keyword in altnet!
Thousands of writers flounced their butts away
from a lot of content mills last year. This was because certain
sites were not working as they should have done. We checked
in from time to time only to get the mop, the low views, the low
pay or the low down.… Read full post »
California must prevail against mad, crazy greed

California must prevail against mad crazy greed, a president who will sell out on any principle and fracking that is out of control.
I just wrote an article about the Monterey shale field in California and I see the greed, corruption and insanity that is… Read full post »
King Richard's Bones

King Richard III was one power
hungry, mean son of a beyotch. He was the younger brother of King
Edward IV. These were House of York jokers, or
yorkers.
Richard had a singular deformity, a twisted spine. Hang onto that.
But what about his bones?… Read full post »
Stinkin' Thinkin': The four horsemen of our apocalypse

Xenonlit: Horse detail from the stagecoach mural.
I've been thinking about comparing thought proccesses between the four horsemen of our nation's apacolypse: Right wing extremists, sociopaths, drug opportunists and deviant religious thinkers. … Read full post »
Why Sec. Kerry is smart to initiate climate change diplomacy

Photo by Xenonlit
China, Pakistan and India are early and potentially catastrophic crisis points in the world's climate change disasters. Economically, these two nations attract more interest than other nations.
Because of the growing list of global crisis… Read full post »
Why am I writing about Ann Coulter and Marco Rubio?

Op Ed: Ann Coulter snarls at Marco Rubio over his immigration plan while Marco Rubio struggles to exist as a politician
Oblivious to the fact that Marco Rubio is going nowhere unless he gets a grip on the Hispanic immigration and voting issue,… Read full post »
Open Call: It's time for a writing exercise!

Nothing is more pleasurable for a writer than to get out of the doldrums and to take another path to a story. It is refreshing to do something that fires up neglected parts of the brain.
Here are four little amusements that might interest you. Tag them open… Read full post »
Learn how to do photos if you intend to blog

Learn how to do photos if you intend to blog. Always be ready to liven up your blogs with illustration, but do not snag any photo you see. You can get sued, killed, eaten or ruined in the process. All of these things have happened… Read full post »
I have decided to be a content ho

Tip #1: Titilate your clients with food porn and high quality images from your own original photos! You will recieve not one penny in revenue and you will be plagiarized, but you will keep Googlepimp from… Read full post »
I am an Air Force veteran and former Air Force officer. I am a woman. I see today's breakthrough in U.S. military gender equality with a jaded eye and a gravely disappointed spirit.
It was one thrill to enter the military when a handful of… Read full post »
Hillary Clinton v. Rand Paul in Empress Xenonlit World
Here is what happened.
Rand Paul (R) Virginia... Kentucky? Some Confederate
junk state.
"I'm glad that you're accepting responsibility. I think ultimately with your leaving that you accept the culpability for the worst tragedy since 9/11. And I really mean that."
"Had I been president…Patrick Kennedy should stay out of the marijuana wars

Photo by dirtywelder42
Patrick J. Kennedy needs to stay out of the marijuana wars. He is a former Rhode Island congressman, a recovering addict and a Kennedy. He is no stranger to scandalous lifestyles, mental illness and drug abuse. Last T… Read full post »
The Real Housewives of Twitter

Hey Cable TV! Since I have absolutely no standing in Hollywood, I will pitch this show to you for a cheap price!
The Housewives of Twitter will revive that sorry “Housewives” franchise and will draw a bold, new audience to… Read full post »
On liberalism, guns and government programs for Black people
Yes, we Black people are so shiftless and lazy that we cannot survive without liberalism, guns and government programs. We are those entitlement people who wander the streets with a glass of liquor in one hand and a plate of fatty, high calorie food in the other.
We are that… Read full post »
A life in the life of a writer
I am a hack freelance writer who knows that content mills are a stupid place to make money. You have to niche write or write like you are tweeting to get ahead these days.
The problem is that Google, the monopolistic internet search engine, will spank a web content mill… Read full post »
Lots of Vigor in the Whackin'
I wish I could have come up with the title statement, "Lots of vigor in the whackin'", but I did not. I would credit the source, but the source person is probably more comfortable behind the unassailable cloak of anonymity that Facebook, that bastion of privacy, provides for everyone.
The WackyRomneys: My pitch to Cable Television
If Hollywood had a speed Producer, there would be a hit comedy series on premium cable right now. Twitter would be aflutter with thousands of identical tweets that say,
“I’m Watching the WackyRomneys! That show is cra… Read full post »
Book Excerpt and Bad Writing Tips Updated Oct 20 2012
The Anti Ad Hominems: Part One

The Anti Ad Hominems Are Coming
Going Deeper: The Violence Issue
Introduction
Any society is exposed to violence in several ways. In prosperous nations, people will never admit to violence that goes on in private homes and most communities. Violence exposure is a daily fact of the news and the blogs. Violence exposure through the arts is defin… Read full post »
The Shootings


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