zumalicious
- Location
- Occupy Sacramento, California, Protest
- Birthday
- June 15
- Title
- Author/Publisher
- Company
- Xenonlit Press
- Bio
- Come 'onna me website and virtual geocache!
http://xenonlit.jimdo.com/
Leave a writing tip and read some good stuff by friends of mine and, of course, MOI.
The banner is one of the few remaining Rick Tresa originals. Rick did these incredible banners for all of us. He is a true OS legend.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Seven Ways to trick your man
into thinking he had sex!
March 08, 2013 01:13AM - Random blog: There is no "I"
in asshole
March 03, 2013 01:43PM - F.I.P. Tink R. Tink, may
"butt" be your keyword in
altnet!
February 08, 2013 01:39AM - California must prevail
against mad, crazy greed
February 05, 2013 06:09PM - King Richard's Bones
February 04, 2013 04:49PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Start them young with
bogus arrests for minor
crimes.
Give them harsh
sentences th…”
March 11, 2013 09:08PM - “YEA, VERILY! For all the
dronewhiners: figure all
projectile
weapons, including
g…”
March 10, 2013 12:30AM - “Rated, of course!”
March 09, 2013 02:08PM - “Hey, Black people get
summarily executed every month
and no
one pays for it.
Wher…”
March 09, 2013 02:07PM - “Save the seals! Fish
subsidies, not oil
subsidies!”
March 09, 2013 02:03PM
Zumalicious's Links
Is it time to scream yet?
The concept of "When do we scream?" came up when I was in undergraduate school. We studied the pathways that nations followed when they put charismatic dictators into power. The idea was that we could learn from history and identify the last point where the people… Read full post »
Just this: A life in the life of an artist
Only an artist can think of fake demons and deviant lovers on one day, and the beauty of a disaster on the next day.
This is one of my windows, the entirety of which was shattered as if a bomb went off. This happened less than five feet… Read full post »
What You Must Do Today: The July 9 Doomsday Virus
The FBI DNS Changer Virus Check Up page.
The page will immediately display… Read full post »
Wednesday Writing Exercises to Girdle the Flabby Mind
#BadWritingTips
And they keep a'coming!
Reldif Nhoj
#BadWritingTips If a scene is feeling flat and lifeless, try to introduce Hi
Stay or go, but learn some classic web tricks first.
Chump Change At The Open Saloon
C 2012 edith r allen
Word is going 'round again
That the joint is going down
Is this the final teardown of our haven
Our mem'ry factory in the sun?
Floating rumors wag against the wind
Like the humor floating 'cross the eye
Vitreous and ever changing
Nothing… Read full post »
My First Toy Website...for my own spam!
SPAM PORN
Yes, let us whack that Open Saloon spam with some pure, sheer, romping and celebratory PORN!
Here is my entry:
She cursed the skies when her dishwasher failed to operate, even though she followed the manufacturer's guidelines to the letter. Her dismay over not being able to wash… Read full post »
Open Saloon, You Run Like A Broke D*ck Dog!
Wednesday Writing Open Call. Exercises to Engorge the Muse.
Ah yes, why not use this hump day to get those expestolary juices flowing. That's right! This is not a zumaword!
The word expestolary refers to or relates to letters that come with all good literature.
Imagine how much better life will be when we respond to those… Read full post »
My Deepest Secret...For Tinkertink and his new friend
My Book Plus More Writing Exercises...
Here are some more writing exercises for the brilliant scribes who populate Open saloon. When the muse is high or the muse is out partying, try these for a boost to the program.
Today's theme is about love and love scenes.
One:
This one is called "If… Read full post »
Do You Remember Writing Exercises? Well, Here Are Some.
Wake up and smell the Koch Brothers, ALEC, and Astroturfing.
We do not know what is best for our personal, religious and political interests. We should believe everything that the right wing tells us. We should help them to merge church, corporation and state together.
Ultimately, we should let the Koch Brother's determine the course that America will t… Read full post »
Pirate Wimmin Etiquette Sexinar and Spammer Roast Party!
This is officially a Pirate Wimmin Party, folks. It will go on all week.
That means who cares when you got here?
Poor Woman is the official DJ! She has the jams what am, so pop over there, too!
History:
The first Pirate Wimmin insurrection took up two… Read full post »
Choosing Your Battles When The Field Cannot Be Seen
So called "wise" people would tell me to choose my battles carefully. Of course I would check these wise people out over time. Much to my disappointment, none of them were smart enough or brave enough to fight any battles at all.
I also learned that real soldiers do… Read full post »
Just This IV
A hurried search for a grocery item leads to a photo opportunity that might have been missed. The grocery has laid in a loverly collection of British foods, including this:
The challenge is for the roving photo reporter to get the shot without being observed, and to move… Read full post »
Intemperate Language Watch 2012: Gaming The Elections
Note: This post is not about listening to the news. It is about America's maturity level as we go toward the most important election in the nation's history. That is, this election is important if we do not want the Republicans to finish what they started under Bush.
Foodie Tuesday: The Beginner's Chinese Shrimp Dumplings
Intemperate Language Watch 2012: Why Is Dick Cheney Talking?
Dick Cheney went to Cheyenne, Wyoming and gave a post heart transplant speech at the Republican state convention. The speech went on for an hour and fifteen minutes and Dick Cheney, with no shame or discomfort whatsoever, called President Obama's presidency "an unmitigated disaster".
Those… Read full post »
My Take On EPs (Oh Settle Down!) For JMac's Open Call
Introduction
JMac invoked the ritual of the Open Call and enticed several Open Saloon writers to create epic posts to address the controversial topic of Editor's Picks.
JMac is a relatively new writer here. He wanted to know if anyone has a coherent and lucid explanation for &nb… Read full post »
George Zimmerman, 28, Taken Into Custody
This will be updated as the Florida Prosecutor, Angela Corey gives her press conference at 6 pm EST/3 pm PST.
The initial report is that George Zimmerman has been taken into custody in Florida. He had left the state of Florida, but returned.
Zimmerman voluntarily surrendered.
He will be… Read full post »
Foodie Tuesday In My Heart
I was so busy having food today that I forgot to take any pictures of it.
It was delicious and good.
That's all.
Here's a retro pic of something tasty, just to keep the spirit of foodie Tuesday going!
HOMEMADE EGG ROLLS WITH SPROUTS, CELERY AND… Read full post »
Zap It With Roundup? Think Again Before You Spray.
Years ago, one of the big herbicide companies bioengineered corn and soybean seeds and sold them to farmers with the promise that the corn and soybeans would survive applications of their herbicide, Roundup.
The farmers were happy with the convenience of loading up their tanks and spraying Rou… Read full post »
The art of the schnitzel: Updated with the actual recipe!
UPDATE: OMG! WORKING WITH THE HP MINI. It's gone psycho and I WIPED OUT THE RECIPE! IT IS HERE NOW!
Did you know that you can make schnitzels from chicken, turkey, eggplant and fish?
Did you know that you can crush Ritz Crackers, potato chips and even cornflakes? I… Read full post »
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