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zumalicious

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Birthday: June 15

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JUNE 16, 2012 6:07PM

Rate: 13 Flag

Check it out at http://xenonlit.jimdo.com/

What? You were looking for more in this post? Perhaps some writing?

Well it's all over there at the website, you clowns.

The first three chapters of me book are there, so you can snort and sneer after you have read more than ten pages for free at Amazon.

For you:

I forgot to add: This web builder site at jimodo.com is a must-have for any of you who need a quick, feature packed website and domain name for free. This site only took about three hours to do, and was as easy as doing a blog.

Plus, I used only a handful of the features!

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What a fun site!
Love how you managed to sneak spam into your title!
:)
R

Poor Woman

June 16, 2012 06:21 PM

Very exciting! I'll read more after I shower from yard work.

BTW, I missed your Wednesday writing challenge. I was primed this week after being blown off track the week before.

just phyllis

June 16, 2012 06:26 PM

Aw man! I wrote a fun Wednesday Writing exercise and OS ate it up! The site just blinked out. When will I learn to write things away from this site?

Thanks Poor Woman!

zumalicious

June 16, 2012 06:44 PM

This is great! Thank you! r.

Jonathan Wolfman

June 16, 2012 08:18 PM

Great website. Halfway thru Chapt. 2 and had to come here and say my favorite new expression is "vowel movement." OK, getting back to Chapt. 2...

Matt Paust

June 16, 2012 08:53 PM

Nice website.

Damn, I've got one somewhere...gotta get back to that...

Myriad

June 16, 2012 09:04 PM

Excuse me, Zuma, but I must say...I cannot prevent myself from saying, hard as I might try and I am trying hard, not to say this, but I'm losing the struggle...oof...ugh...biff bam pow...HOLY SHIT! I couldn't have guessed what you reveal at the end of Chapt. 3 if I'd had the rest of my life to think about it. I'll say it again, and then I'll shut up. HOLY SHIT!!

Matt Paust

June 16, 2012 09:10 PM

Will I buy the book? Does the Pope look like Joe Pesci? Will there be a paperback edition?

Matt Paust

June 16, 2012 09:13 PM

Nifty wee website!

I'm bookmarking it now.

;-)
.

skypixie0

June 16, 2012 09:16 PM

Matt: It gets crazier and crazier. I am done with the first draft of volume II so this will keep on keeping on.

There is even an adventure chapter which I think is killer, thanks to some editing help from skypixeo!

zumalicious

June 16, 2012 09:52 PM

The paperback is getting its trigger pulled on June 29th. I have to stay out of that book for a week and read the proof one last time.

zumalicious

June 16, 2012 09:54 PM

It can go flat in a heartbeat when you keep reading it over and over. Like repeating a word out loud until it loses its meaning. This is dynamite stuff, Zuma. That last image from the medical examiner was a perfect launch for anybody who can read and has a pulse.

Matt Paust

June 16, 2012 10:00 PM

You got me excited about the book again! You are so right, I have done 25 readings aloud and still keep finding things to improve. But there is a point where ya gotta pull the trigger and move on. I have done the best I can to give the demanding reader a rich story with a lot to think about. That is the most important thing to me.

zumalicious

June 16, 2012 10:07 PM

So I just went to it and am about to make dinner and then spend some time Xuma.
Be proud my dear friend.. be proud.
HUGGGGGGGGG

Linda Seccaspina

June 16, 2012 10:37 PM

*bookmark*

hyblaean- Julie

June 16, 2012 11:29 PM

The twist you reveal at the end of Chapt. 3 is the most ingenious crime-scene discovery I've ever encountered (in literature, of course - fiction and nonfiction). Patricia Cornwell, eat your heart out!

Matt Paust

June 17, 2012 08:08 AM

Thank you, Matt! I am so glad that someone likes the methodical buildup and sudden smackdown of the first three chapters.

zumalicious

June 17, 2012 10:25 AM

Good site. I'll the excerpt later. R

Trudge164

June 17, 2012 11:05 AM

Zuma, I always prefer to get to know the characters a tad before finding out just what in hell kind of mess they've gotten or are getting into. You set us up beautifully here.

Matt Paust

June 17, 2012 11:11 AM

Good! Because the characters have some smack downs of their own to give the reader, ha ha!

zumalicious

June 17, 2012 11:18 AM

I checked your novel out - so far, so great! R