Here are some more writing exercises for the brilliant scribes who populate Open saloon. When the muse is high or the muse is out partying, try these for a boost to the program.
Today's theme is about love and love scenes.
One:
This one is called "If Loving passive voice is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!" That's right! Indulge your love of passive voice. Let the sexy glamour of the monkish writing style come out of you!
Advanced writers can use this exercise to celebrate their love of passive-aggressive voice!
Two: Fan Fiction is nothing but home made porn.
1. Write a fan fiction piece on this theme: Sherlock Holmes actually knocks boots with The Lady In Red. Where would the boot-knocking go on? What would trigger the passionate episode? Would the orange car boot sale man from BBC be involved? Would Mycroft watch it all on secret camera because he's not getting any?
2. What if Pokemon transformed into human form...who would he be poking?
3. Imagine that Will Smith's character in the new "Men In Black III" is bumping uglies with a beautiful woman...what if she turns out to be Tony Shaloub? What alien body part would Will Smith slap first?
4. What if Android was a man and Apple was a woman? Who would go first? What would the first one be going at first? Who would be on the bottom? Would they get a room or go at it in a public spot?
Three: Exciting new words to add to your lexicon.
Try using these phrases to liven up your next homemade porn love scene.
Consumer culture
"...with Aloe and Vitamin E !"
The Koch Bros walked onto the filthy stage...
Global warming
Squeaky clean Sanchez
Hands across the world
"Dash up the channel" and "hoe down" are my personal favorites!
As always, never let the absence of a good idea stop you from writing! Use writing exercises to keep the words flowing whether they need to or not!
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Comments
Congrats on the book!
Rob St Amant: Passive voice is a gift that has been unfairly maligned!
Now...where's your piratical spirit? We're really in the mood for some pirate highjinx over the weekend. Kim's at the ready, and is due to kick things off during the break in the Indy Time Trials, or so he's announced.
Sorry I got confused there Zuma, taking that writing thing serious and all my lips are sealed. Will look forward to perusing your manuscript my dear friend. I'm passing the bling to you now.....o/e
http://open.salon.com/blog/phyllis45/2012/05/25/a_love_story_for_zuma-_os_weekend_fiction
STATHI STATHI: It's good that you got back in here! Thanks
older/exasperated: See? THIS is why I have 45 different online names. Now my sleazy past will catch up with me. Shhhh!
Just Phyllis: YOu are mad funny! That is too good for the likes of us!
Myriad! You may be my first customer ever! Thanks for trying the book out! Please send me feedback. I think its a little rough.
Congratulations on the book, I am going to check it out when I finish here.
rated with love
Poetess: I figure writing is writing. If the straight stuff is not coming up, then spend some time in my crooked world!
OE: I'm sorry if I offended your culture! ha ha! I didn't mean to imply that hashing and boinking while standing up against cinderblock is necessarily a BAD thing....
Bought the book
Read it
Congratulations!
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You go woman.
You got a voice to speak with.
Congrats on your E-dithlicious book!
R♥