This is officially a Pirate Wimmin Party, folks. It will go on all week.
That means who cares when you got here?
The first Pirate Wimmin insurrection took up two weeks of Open Saloon's time...let's bring back the spirit and tone of the greatest force in social write-working!
Dedicated to the great General JK Brady, of course.
Just pop in whenever you feel like it....
Sail the high (but classy) seas of Pirate Wimmin deliciously polite and sexy partying!
The party is on until it is off, folks, so join in. Grab a haunch of meat and pinch from each other's plates. We have food galore and mens so naked that they are weeping.
Make sure that the invitations go out early, to allow maximum attendance.
Do not wait until the last minute on Sunday, 29 April, 2012 to announce that the...
Pirate Wimmin and Men’s party
starts right here at this post at
4 p.m. PST today! Bring Rum,
Do make sure to put out plenty of virtual cushions, hand sanitizer, and first aid kits.
Make sure that the food is plentiful and that the drink is not toxic.
Toilet wine is not acceptable libation for a Pirate Wimmin party.
Make sure that meat is cut into fist sized portions.
The Wild, wild web (WWW) offers many opportunities to socialize, mix it up and show it off. The rules of social etiquette insure a smooth, functional place for getting it on with style and glam.
Dont Hog It All!!!!
Bring Cake, bling, high fashion
clothing, Jimmy Choo shoes, and
lobster! We will roast a spammer
today! Spammer for all!