Things In My Smartphone Camera: Trudge's Open Call

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MARCH 28, 2012 4:16PM

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I woke up this morning and saw THIS going on next to my sacred altar of the laptop!

What filthy creatures they are, having orgies in the dark and reproducing like rabbits!

Look at the dazed and guilty expression of the face of the topmost one. That puppy dog look and ingratiating smile will not get any mercy from me!

Now I know why there are more and more of them every day!

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Very funny. They do breed like rabbits. And bring all those instruction booklets with them....

jlsathre

March 28, 2012 04:46 PM

Ha! Good one. ~r

Joan H.

March 28, 2012 04:49 PM

Eeewwwww! Get out the Raid!!

jmac1949

March 28, 2012 06:30 PM

Funny!

CatholicGirl

March 28, 2012 06:33 PM

Funny!

CatholicGirl

March 28, 2012 06:33 PM

Funny!

CatholicGirl

March 28, 2012 06:33 PM

jlsathre: Oh the instruction books! They are like fleas! While I have a horrible infestation I can't even find my vcr remote!

jmac: They use Raid for lubricant!

catholic girl: OS acting up? I'm keeping all three, you know. ha ha!

zumalicious

March 28, 2012 06:38 PM

Ha! And then you get the universal remote that isn't!

just phyllis

March 28, 2012 06:46 PM

All I wanted to do was create a sweet innocent OC where decent OS bloggers can post nice camera phone images; but you give us RCA remotes on top of one another! I'm shocked! Has OS become a site for hard-core Russian porn?
Btw, will there be more? ;) R

Trudge164

March 28, 2012 09:19 PM

Trudge: Ohhhh yeah. OS is for techno porn. I haven't even started with the chargers and adapters!

Phyllis: glad you're back. I thought we had lost you!

zumalicious

March 28, 2012 10:33 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we have just got to come up with condoms for remotes. They are getting out of hand! I tried to suggest that they should be allowed to have abortions but I got jumped on and threatened with death by the anti-choice people. I figure that those anti-choicers should be required to adopt forty or fifty of those doggone remotes.

And you're right, that top one is clearly trying to win your sympathy with its cute wee look. Don't weaken! Be firm! Sweep them all into your empty sock drawer (or is that into your drawers, with socks on?).

Tee hee!

;-)
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skypixie0

March 29, 2012 01:45 AM

It's the "mute button" that reconciles these critters....

Gary Justis

March 29, 2012 08:36 AM

They are still there! I am afraid to touch them.

zumalicious

March 29, 2012 02:48 PM

Hey! You're featured in my cell phone photos directory!

Trudge164

March 29, 2012 05:24 PM

Hahahahaha! I have the same problem over here. We need birth control for remotes!

Lezlie

L in the Southeast

March 29, 2012 05:47 PM

There are so many!!!Thanks for sharing.Best regards

Stathi Stathi

March 30, 2012 01:50 AM

I like OS because people are smart and "get it"! But Trudge is right. I apologize if anyone is offended by such a graphic image. But this scourge must be known before proliferation gets even more out of control.

Spay or neuter your remotes, I say!

zumalicious

March 30, 2012 03:16 PM