zumalicious
- Location
- sacramento, California, USA
- Birthday
- June 29
- Title
- Pirate woman, pole dancer, malebean
- Company
- Bupkis, International
- Bio
- Ex-Google Ad Mogul.
Ex-Air Force Officer. Cal grad. Sick as a dog. Artist, writer and composer.
I have a RicTresa Banner. A RICK TRESA BANNER! THE COIN LIGHTS UP!!!
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Yum yum! Belated yums
and thanks!”
8:00PM - “Very well said! Thanks
for expressing what is making
so many
of us sick of the
r…”
7:59PM - “I enjoyed this song and
bookmarked it.”
7:56PM - “And hey! What good is
life without a Danish now and
again,
with raisins,
preferab…”
7:53PM - “YUM!”
7:51PM
Zumalicious's Links
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A Thankful Thanksgiving
Evening Sky Over Sacramento, November, 2009
Even when the glossy treats
Are far to pricey, out of
reach
And when the car is dicey
And when the bank account is through
And whether we must sit with strangers
Or at quiet tables, all… Read full post »
The Three Best On Line Political Resources
Research is a terrible thing to waste.
For objective, comprehensive and detailed factoids, there are three on line resources that should be in everyone's bookmarks and RSS feeds, if you understand RSS feeds. The author has little clue. They scare us.
These… Read full post »
The Attention Deficit Newswrap November 24, 2009

BLACK FRIDAY LOOMS!
I found a Black
Friday site that has all the dish, all the news, all the
multicolored flyers, and all the sales to get you worked up into a
frenzy of frugal consumerism, greed, and shopping
madness.
SO DOES CYBER MONDAY!!!
Happy Sunday

A psalm of David.
how majestic is your name in all the earth!
You have set your glory
above the heavens.
2 From the lips/… Read full post »
Is It all about how you look at it? Is It Really? Is It?
UPDATE: I WENT TO DELETE SOME OF MY OWN COMMENTS AND OS ACTED UP. IF I DELETED ANY OF YOUR COMMENTS, PLEASE PUT THEM BACK!!!!
It's Attention Deficit Conflict Resolution Discussion Time!

Arizona gets these. That grit gets everywhere, even in your cootchie!
OD… Read full post »
Zuma's Fifteen Reasons For Not Doing Homemade Gifts.
1. I don't have enough rubber bands

2. The FIMO clay dildoes were NOT a hit ten years ago.
3. You can't mail chicken.
4. It is not smart to use baggies filled with baking soda for stuffed animals.
5. Fermentation is a complicated… Read full post »
Stupid-Americans Have Rights! Leave Them Be, OS!
Ode to Leonid
The Pirate Wimmin Chantey and New Command Center
The pirate wimmins was feelin' sparky
When they was smacked with verbal malarkey
They had to teach a lesson that day
And General JK said "Avast And Away!"
And wild events did come to unfold
A thirteenth night of wildness happened, we're told!

Fig. 1 The/… Read full post »
Happy Sunday
Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid/… Read full post »
Yarrr...Phooey!
Me apologies fer missin' the pirate swabbyin' last eve, but the Zum was lost in the sea of ATT, and couldn't deal with the exhaustin' business of the day here at OS.
Let me tell you my sorry tale.
Ye see. It is never just the reinventin' of… Read full post »
Flounce. (Updated With Flounce Pants For The Mens!)

The travelling flounce dress is at home for now.
When I posted the first "Happy Sunday", a douchebag of an editor pointedly populated the front page with all of the anti religious and anti Christian crap that could be found. I would despise seeing "Happy Sunday" on the… Read full post »
Belated Foodie Tuesday Open Call: Pan Puffy Pancakes
Today, it's the infamous puffy pancake and how to get one.
This recipe calls for a good crepe batter. This one has
2 huge eggs
1 tblsp buttery something
Milk
Salt
A tblsp sugar/splenda mix

In the new pan with the much… Read full post »
To Veterans

To all veterans on your day
You have been the terrible, swift sword
You have been the helping hand
You have been the deterrent
That gave us witness to peace
You have been the sacrificed… Read full post »
Newsbreak: Some Restaurants Have Free Food For Veterans!
I just happened to be at Darth Doctor's joint, the VA megaplex today for a private session with my photographer, who wanted to do some organ pornography.
And guess what I found out? There are free meals and food for Veterans of the U.S. Armed Forces! Just grab some proof: a… Read full post »
My Seriously and Elitely Written Article: Serendipity
Serendipity is the accidental or consequential event. Serendipity is an unplanned or unexpected result of a planned action. It is the fabulous surprise that shows up when a scientist completes an experimental process, and an unexpected substance or reaction occurs. Serendipity is the artist's "incide… Read full post »
Happy Sunday
Oh, children, don't you
weep,
If the road is long.
All of us are prayers of action,
On our way to God,
On our way to God.
Some of us are long and rambling,
Sometimes lost for years,
Some of us are small and holy,
Beautiful and clear.
Oh, children, don't/… Read full post »
220-215 Breaking News: Health Care Bill Passes!
All Sweetness and Light!
Attention Deficit Newswrap
It is my one year
anniversary at
Open Salon!
Please join me in
celebrating
by
signing my condolence
book!
Here's an elegant feast!

Here's… Read full post »
For Chuck Stetson: Lookin' For Some Mojo
I went out for the first time in a year and actually shopped! This is the first month of not scraping by, counting up loose change, trying to figure out how much two wheat pennies get on E-bay, or considering robbing a bank.
Hooking is out. I'm way too fat and… Read full post »
Happy Sunday
Celebrations
Thank you very much for
everything.
I have no complaints whatsoever.
a personal prayer - hugh redmond

I would be true, for there
are those who trust me;
I would be pure, for there are those who care;
… Read full post »
The Attention Deficit Horror Story: Finale
I was a vase! I had just learned to grab the molecues of a delightful bit of chinoiserie and to sit quietly on the mantle of a New York Townhouse, where the monster was stalking a lovely man who wore ascots and smoking jackets. His… Read full post »
The Attention Deficit Horror Story: Part Two
The monster, had taken over the body of an overdressed and over botoxed heifer...the kind with the huge bubbies that look as if she had taped a couple of soccer balls to her chest. it glared balefully, then ripped itself out of the poor woman and flew in my… Read full post »
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Happy Thanksgiving Open Salon
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You Want Something to be Grateful For? I Got It Right Here!
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Thanksgiving and Crimes Against the Diet
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Happy Thanksgiving to my Open Salon friends
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I'll be thankful on Friday.
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A Snake in the Garden
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Proper Usage of "Oh My God!" For The Confused
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NOW HERE IS HOW TO DO AND END A HEDGE FUND!





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