Writer on the Storm
Zack Beseda
- Location
- Los Angeles, California, USA
- Birthday
- December 29
- Bio
- "Zack Beseda has been a bigger influence on my life than anything else in recent memory." -- Charlton Heston, Actor
"If it weren't for the vivaciousness and tenacity of Zack Beseda my company would never have even gotten out of the garage." --Bill Gates, Microsoft Founder
"It's people like Zack Beseda that make me proud to defend this planet called Earth." --Optimus Prime, Leader of the Autobots
"He pays his rent on time. Otherwise, I don't know much about him." --Orville, Landlord
Hey there, I'm Zack. You may know me from such made-up blurbs as the ones seen above. Or maybe, just maybe... you know me from real life. My main priorities in life are centered around rocking out as often and as hard as possible. If I could be in a Van Halen tribute band, it would be called Sans Halen. If I couldn't be in one, I wouldn't care what they called it.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Kings - "Posperity"
March 24, 2009 05:54PM - Kings - "Goliath"
March 17, 2009 03:51AM - 23 Hour Plumbing
March 15, 2009 11:40PM - Untimely Number Twos
March 15, 2009 04:11PM - How Guns 'N Roses got their
name
March 14, 2009 05:51PM
Zack Beseda's Links
Kings - "Posperity"
Well, here we are again to continue the story of young David and his assent into the throne (come on, you know it's gonna happen). When we left off, things were in turmoil, especially from old King Silas' point of view. CrossGen (the kings financial backer) wants him out and his… Read full post »
Kings - "Goliath"
SPOILERS
I feel like it's so rare for me to see a preview for a new show and go "I wanna see that." You know how most people, when they see a movie trailer, lean over to the person next to them and say "I'm gonna see that," or "That… Read full post »
23 Hour Plumbing
The other day while driving, I saw a van stopped at a stop light. It was a beat-up, rusty old piece of shit. The type that, when it's idling, you can just see the frame shaking on it. The side of this van said "Plumbing - Available 23 Hours a Day". … Read full post »
Untimely Number Twos
You know what the worst is, man? It's when a friend calls to tell you they're coming over and a few minutes after you hang up, you realize you have to take a big number two. Because the last thing you want is to be "indisposed" when your friend arrives, because… Read full post »
How Guns 'N Roses got their name
About a year ago, I worked briefly at The Grove in Los Angeles. Basically, my job was to stand in front of the escalators leading into the main entrance and hand out flyers about the new mall they were building in Glendale. So, obviously, it was a lot of just standing… Read full post »
Reality TV - Give it a break!
I’ve come to the conclusion that there are, essentially, three types of reality television. I feel the need to discuss these three different types because of some personal friends that I have who put all of reality programming under one big “suck” umbrella. Now, I do und… Read full post »
Zack Beseda's Favorites
Updates
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Tales of the Dog Walker, Part One
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National Penguins Day! Another Look at Adorable Friends
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You and your Dumb Mental Illness
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Introducing . . . Salon's new TV critic
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Heads up! Damages season 4 returns tonight
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Perfect as They Are - Second in the "Get Out of Bed" Series
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healthcare in one line
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