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Z BITCH

Z BITCH
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Z lives in NYC. He is definitely NOT a writer. In fact English is Z's second languange. Z loves to have FUN & share his FUN with everyone! :):):) Kiss Kiss

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It was another depressing Monday morning!! OH GOD! Again! I was F-ing hungover. I would kill a cow to stay in bed and call in sick.

I looked through window, weather was disgusting. It was dark, muddy and humid.

It felt like it was about to rain.

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 YEAH! You thought you heard wrong right!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger fucked a housekeeper and forgot to put a condom on. Minor mistake!!! Here you go!! Hello FATHER!!!! Don't forget to mention! It has been 10 years!

I mean!!! Ex-governor could not find a hooker?!! Get a lesson from Elliot SRead full post »

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 Today unconsciously I walked by the river. I wanted to take in this nice spring weather. It was unusually crowded. I was very surprised with the crowds. There were so many families, mothers and sons and even grandmothers. It downed on me it was mother's day today


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Last Saturday morning while I was sipping my cinnamon-coffee, I saw that little article about Jeff Koons porcelain figure Pink Panther.

 It was up to sale. Estimated price was $20 million to $40 million

My husband was lying next to me.

“Honey!  Should we buy this/… Read full post »

MARCH 3, 2011 12:24PM

THE socks drawer



 

What is LOVE?..

How can I know he is still in love with me?..
How long would love last? .....
As much as relationships are amazing to be in, they can also be catastrophic.  There are multiple signs that gives you signals your relationship is collapsing or isRead full post »

Almost a month ago six of us made a plan to have Sunday brunch. As usual we picked a place serving unlimited bloody marry. Well! Six gay guys and unlimited alcohol! It sounds a lot of FUN! Right?

NOOOO! NOOOO! It was f-ing boring like HELL!  Here I said!

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JANUARY 26, 2011 8:49AM

JINGLE BILLS!!!!!! JINGLE BILLS!!!!

 

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Unfortunately the most magical time of the year ended.

 

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!! I want Christmas ALL year around. I wish...
I  listened all those lovely Christmas carols through out holidays.
I giggled with singing "Rudolf the red nosed reindeer". While jogging I sang my lungs out… Read full post »

I don’t know you but I’m a LOOSER when subject comes to New Year’s resolutions.

I CANNOT win!!!

I tired everything all those years. I made my list weeks before January 1st. I created a calendar and posted on my refrigerator. I put reminders on my iphone calendar. They beeped/… Read full post »

First time I visited New York City was 1999 mid December. I stayed with my friends in Chelsea for three weeks. To tell the truth it was first time I saw a city to live of joy of Christmas. We don't have Christmas in my country, butRead full post »

DECEMBER 21, 2010 9:11PM

MY XMAS COMES IN A VODKA BOTTLE

Three more days we will finally have our merry Xmas!!! Aren't you excited?!!
I don't know you guys but I'm f-ing EXHAUSTED!!!!...
OMG! I'm sleepless, restless and a truly wracked!!!!
I'm burned out from endless Xmas parties.
Is it just me or  are all gay guys on Manhattan in the same situation??

Ho
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MOMA's latest performance art show is a true master piece. When I saw the show first time, I was stunned.
Basically a man popped out inside piano and played it. There were more!!! He move around with the piano while he was playing. GENIUS!!

 

 

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Show is called "Stop,…

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YES! We do eat TURKEY in Turkey!...
Every year this time around my friends make the same joke. "Do they eat Turkey in Turkey?-- How does it taste?"  
Do I get mad? --NO!--
Am I over with this joke?--NO! Never!--

This joke gives me the hint that holiday season is officially… Read full post »

      Thursday nite I came home from work feeling like shit. I had severe sore throat, unbearable headache and weak muscles. As soon as I got home I told my husband "We are ordering in! No cooking!!!" After our dinner I popped up one tylenol pm. IRead full post »

OCTOBER 27, 2010 11:33AM

Really scary halloween story!!!!!

The idea was so scary I couldn't even write it. Pppphhhffff!!!

 

Tee hee hee! Trick & treat!!!!(or heat!)

 

Regards

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 Last Monday morning was very usual morning for me. I got insomnia like every Monday. I woke up at 5 am and put the coffee on. I turned on my computer and slowly started reading my emails. Suddenly I saw an email from my friend Bart Williams.  I clicked onRead full post »

OCTOBER 15, 2010 10:31AM

FINALLLLLLLY!!!!!!!!


Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm smiling, grinning and giggling! IT IS FRIDAY! 
I will have drinks tonite! One or two.... or FIVE!
Don't judge me! I soooo deserved those cocktails!!!
 I have no plans!! Can you believe it!!?
No birthday parties, No fall parties! Not EVEN a boozy brunch!!!
OCTOBER 14, 2010 10:08AM

Looking for happy people

 

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These days it is hard for me to see happy people around. I guess they are only on billboards and magazines. If I can get out of my deep thoughts and look up, I can see these happy faces. The problem I can't get out of my stressfulRead full post »

Tell me! Am I the only one hates going to dentist? ---I don’t think so.  

Yesterday I finally headed to a dentist office after a year. My coworker had recommended him. She had said “He is a hot Russian” Well! That was my wake-up call I was excited on myRead full post »

Our story was about a friendship of two kids. We clicked at the first sight. It was the summer of 1984. We both were fourteen years old. That summer you and I had so much fun. It was like a movie.... Honestly!...

I got your email this morning.Read full post »
OCTOBER 3, 2010 3:02PM

Men are like gum

Men are like gum. After his sweet taste has gone, you should stick him under table! Move on and chew another one!

 

Seriously!! Can you honestly pee from your back door? I could! -- I did!

Last couple of days that I have been peeing from my back exit! NO! I'm NOT kidding!

Stop saying eeewww! Hear me out! That might be very valuable information for you!
I don't know why IRead full post »
AUGUST 26, 2010 3:21PM

I LOVE YOOUUUU!

YES! YES! I said it “I love youuu!!”

 I wish I had not said it!!!

“I love yoouuu!”…

Get this! My story started couple weeks ago at work.

 

It was a hot summer Thursday. It was almost 100 degree. Our HR announced that they were going to do training for three… Read full post »

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I was at a brunch with bunch of gay guys. You know! One of those brunch either mimosa or bloody mary was unlimited. Well! My friends and I were taking complete advantage of the situation. Suddenly! My cell phone rang. I look at the number! GOD! It was MOM!… Read full post »

All my life I had very irregular poop schedule. My white tushie could go days without seeing toilet seat. Recently following my bowels daily activity became my obsession. I take everyday as a poop challenge. As soon as I wake up "JESUS! Am I going to poop today?" Little movement orRead full post »

JUNE 24, 2010 10:08PM

It is too late to die young!

 

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When I was a little kid, I thought I would have been dead by age of 32. This morning I woke up  as a fresh 40 years old man. With my kid logic I have been playing extensions last eight years.
To tell the truth I'm not panicking… Read full post »