It was another depressing Monday morning!! OH GOD! Again! I was F-ing hungover. I would kill a cow to stay in bed and call in sick.

I looked through window, weather was disgusting. It was dark, muddy and humid.

It felt like it was about to rain.

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 YEAH! You thought you heard wrong right!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger fucked a housekeeper and forgot to put a condom on. Minor mistake!!! Here you go!! Hello FATHER!!!! Don't forget to mention! It has been 10 years!

I mean!!! Ex-governor could not find a hooker?!! Get a lesson from Elliot S… Read full post »

 Today unconsciously I walked by the river. I wanted to take in this nice spring weather. It was unusually crowded. I was very surprised with the crowds. There were so many families, mothers and sons and even grandmothers. It downed on me it was mother's day today

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Last Saturday morning while I was sipping my cinnamon-coffee, I saw that little article about Jeff Koons porcelain figure Pink Panther.

 It was up to sale. Estimated price was $20 million to $40 million

My husband was lying next to me.

“Honey!  Should we buy this/… Read full post »

 

Almost a month ago six of us made a plan to have Sunday brunch. As usual we picked a place serving unlimited bloody marry. Well! Six gay guys and unlimited alcohol! It sounds a lot of FUN! Right?

NOOOO! NOOOO! It was f-ing boring like HELL!  Here I said!

 Listen to… Read full post »

 

Unfortunately the most magical time of the year ended.

 

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!! I want Christmas ALL year around. I wish...
I  listened all those lovely Christmas carols through out holidays.
I giggled with singing "Rudolf the red nosed reindeer". While jogging I sang my lungs out… Read full post »

I don’t know you but I’m a LOOSER when subject comes to New Year’s resolutions.

I CANNOT win!!!

I tired everything all those years. I made my list weeks before January 1^st. I created a calendar and posted on my refrigerator. I put reminders on my iphone calendar. They beeped/… Read full post »

First time I visited New York City was 1999 mid December. I stayed with my friends in Chelsea for three weeks. To tell the truth it was first time I saw a city to live of joy of Christmas. We don't have Christmas in my country, but… Read full post »

Three more days we will finally have our merry Xmas!!! Aren't you excited?!!
I don't know you guys but I'm f-ing EXHAUSTED!!!!...
OMG! I'm sleepless, restless and a truly wracked!!!!
I'm burned out from endless Xmas parties.
Is it just me or  are all gay guys on Manhattan in the same situation??

Ho… Read full post »

 

MOMA's latest performance art show is a true master piece. When I saw the show first time, I was stunned.
Basically a man popped out inside piano and played it. There were more!!! He move around with the piano while he was playing. GENIUS!!

 

 

Show is called "Stop,…

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YES! We do eat TURKEY in Turkey!...
Every year this time around my friends make the same joke. "Do they eat Turkey in Turkey?-- How does it taste?"  
Do I get mad? --NO!--
Am I over with this joke?--NO! Never!--

This joke gives me the hint that holiday season is officially… Read full post »

      Thursday nite I came home from work feeling like shit. I had severe sore throat, unbearable headache and weak muscles. As soon as I got home I told my husband "We are ordering in! No cooking!!!" After our dinner I popped up one tylenol pm. I… Read full post »

The idea was so scary I couldn't even write it. Pppphhhffff!!!

 

Tee hee hee! Trick & treat!!!!(or heat!)

 

Regards

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 Last Monday morning was very usual morning for me. I got insomnia like every Monday. I woke up at 5 am and put the coffee on. I turned on my computer and slowly started reading my emails. Suddenly I saw an email from my friend Bart Williams.  I clicked on… Read full post »

 

Tell me! Am I the only one hates going to dentist? ---I don’t think so.  

Yesterday I finally headed to a dentist office after a year. My coworker had recommended him. She had said “He is a hot Russian” Well! That was my wake-up call I was excited on my… Read full post »

Men are like gum. After his sweet taste has gone, you should stick him under table! Move on and chew another one!

 

Seriously!! Can you honestly pee from your back door? I could! -- I did!

Last couple of days that I have been peeing from my back exit! NO! I'm NOT kidding!

YES! YES! I said it “I love youuu!!”

 I wish I had not said it!!!

“I love yoouuu!”…

Get this! My story started couple weeks ago at work.

 

It was a hot summer Thursday. It was almost 100 degree. Our HR announced that they were going to do training for three… Read full post »

   

I was at a brunch with bunch of gay guys. You know! One of those brunch either mimosa or bloody mary was unlimited. Well! My friends and I were taking complete advantage of the situation. Suddenly! My cell phone rang. I look at the number! GOD! It was MOM!… Read full post »

All my life I had very irregular poop schedule. My white tushie could go days without seeing toilet seat. Recently following my bowels daily activity became my obsession. I take everyday as a poop challenge. As soon as I wake up "JESUS! Am I going to poop today?" Little movement or… Read full post »

 

 

When I was a little kid, I thought I would have been dead by age of 32. This morning I woke up  as a fresh 40 years old man. With my kid logic I have been playing extensions last eight years.
To tell the truth I'm not panicking… Read full post »