Whirlwind

It and Is

whirlwind

whirlwind
Location
US
Birthday
December 31
Bio
Here to share some playfulness. My sinful righteousness. I am a man. I have been known to suffer a fool given the wrong circumstances.

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JUNE 17, 2013 4:26PM

Drinking Crumb

 
 
They say you should not drink and drive
 
But on every corner there's a dive
 
A dark place for you to crawl into
 
And just get away from you know who
 
 
MARCH 24, 2013 11:46AM

They Seem the Same...

 

...but they are not.

 

Help me Lord.

Lord help me.

 

My brother the Devil.

The Devil my brother.  Read full post »

FEBRUARY 18, 2013 2:54PM

Congratulations! You've been selected!

Fat chance, you being selected for anything. You know it. When you read the fine print it says you have been selected for a chance to win, not that you have already won.

 So, rather than being selected, you have been targeted. They are not the same. Read full post »

AUGUST 26, 2012 8:49AM

All the Pretty Girls

 

 J.R. my pretty boy with tresses so curly and fair

Such a comely face so handsome framed by that hair

And eyes so blue, so piercing blue, blue as the sky

Who whispered me what he had done but not why.



J.R. my pretty boy your tongue knows no guile

Come sit with me and… Read full post »

AUGUST 7, 2012 2:08PM

Crumb on a String

 

I woke up this morning

Strings were on my mind, strings were on my mind

Standing by the crossroads

Strings were on my mind

I'm off to my secret rendezvous

A new dimension I must find



There's a fold in the fabric

Which way do I go, which way do I go

I'm tumbling in my spacetime

My… Read full post »

JULY 23, 2012 2:37AM

Crumbe de la Peu



I used to grow me some herb

Sometimes in water sometimes in the ground

They would come from far and wide

Some for the ounce and some for the pound


I put my mares into a corral

I stood between them and their desire

Their need began to swell

Until it turned into a higher power… Read full post »

JUNE 3, 2012 2:52AM

Blue Crumb

 

You say that you want to play the blues
But a cat like you ain't got no clue
I'll take my Gibson
Make a mess outta you
Yeah I'll take my axe
And cut you half in two

A crosscut saw and a rolling stone
I'm a stranger here and I'm all alone
A bottleneck slide
My Telecaster's… Read full post »

MAY 27, 2012 2:39AM

Pulp Fiction: 3 Crumbs

 

Of course you have to know something about Quentin Tarantino's film Pulp Fiction for this post to make any sense, if not then maybe you want to stop reading here.

 Alrighty then. Outta the blue, thinking about the film the other day these crumbs came to me  when I… Read full post »

APRIL 27, 2012 6:21AM

Smoke on the Horizon

 

Give me all your bear fat

All your red berries too

I've come for your tobacco

And I'm taking the buffalo



I want all your arrowheads

Your woman on her knees

Blow my smoke into your sky

Chase the birds from your trees.
 

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APRIL 22, 2012 11:21PM

Radical Abe Lincoln

 

Letter from Abraham Lincoln to Andrew Johnson on March 26, 1863:

 

Hon. Andrew Johnson

My dear Sir:

I am told you have at least thought of raising a negro military force. In my opinion the country now needs no specific thing so much as some man of your ability, and… Read full post »

APRIL 6, 2012 7:23AM

Getaway

 

An early morning helicopter

Chopping through the sky

Spotlighting the neighborhood

For the one who got away


Running from the whirlybird

Chopper's on my trail

I will hide here underground

Until I can make my getaway

My getaway

I'll make my getaway.

 

Pennies are on the bottom

The dimes are on the t… Read full post »

APRIL 2, 2012 12:00AM

OS: Off the Map

 

Things change. For the first time since August 2008 Open Salon is not on my top 12 most visited web sites as provided by my Firefox browser. Three and a half years it had been listed there, never making it higher than #3 (behind Google and CNN), but always somewhere… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 28, 2012 1:05PM

Pluck and Harmony

 

I plucked a string to create a note

That vibrated throughout the empty room

Then I plucked two strings, a G and C

And contemplated their harmony.




While this minimalist spirit was afloat

I recalled a promise made to me

'If two have gathered in my name

I too will be in your company.'

 

 … Read full post »

JANUARY 24, 2012 2:45AM

A Night at the Clinic

 

"What did I see, what did I hear, that's all you ever want from me," Clayton groused to Melissa as the attendants hovered all around him, each busily working at his or her assigned task.

"But that's what you signed on for, Clayton."

"Nope. Just came in here for the… Read full post »

JANUARY 4, 2012 1:51AM

Two Crumbs

 

The queen is dead.

She was not our queen you ape, she was our sister.

---------------------------------------------------

Amuse.

There's a concept for you.

As in asea. Or astride.

Withness.

On top of.

Amuse.

With the muse.

Riding the muse.

Amuse me. Read full post »

DECEMBER 31, 2011 9:05PM

Crumbs of Chance

 

CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN

 

Yo Stone.

 

'st los, hund.

 

Crumbs of chance is what is.

 

Crumbs of chance?

 

Yes. Crumbs of chance.

 

Oh. Yes, I see. Well, here's to crumbs of chance then.

 

Back at you, pal.

 

  Read full post »

DECEMBER 15, 2011 1:05AM

Cleofan and Clifian

 

Two lazy Brits walked into the Old English store


And saw cleofan and clifian for sale upon the shelf.

 


I'll take the clifian said one to the clerk


To bind my sins ever hidden closer to the secret me


And I'll take the cleofan said the other


To… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 23, 2011 9:28PM

Venus, Hot and Rotten to her Core

 

CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN

 

They're asking why are we?



Ach. Typical. So few know where are we.



Well, I know where I am.



And where is that?



C'mon Doc. We're sitting on my deck looking at the stars. See, there's Venus.



Ah, Venus. A planet. You know the Venuvian day… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 5, 2011 1:02AM

A Line in the Sand

 

CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN

 

So, let me get this straight. You think a line should be drawn in the sand?

 

Metaphorically speaking, yes I do.

 

By whom?

 

By the Occupiers. The 99%. 

 

A line in the sand to signify... what? 

 

A simple central… Read full post »

OCTOBER 22, 2011 10:26AM

An Anthem for the Anarchists

CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN

 

What you feel like singing tonight, E?

 

I'm in the mood for some anarchy. I think I'll have a go at one I call The Occupier's  Cadenza.

 

Well, let me get the old guitar down. What key you be in?

 

That would be the… Read full post »

OCTOBER 21, 2011 8:14PM

Dodging the Lurk

 

Rise you up and meet the coming day

And hope you that no one has followed

To where they lurk at the lip of your nest

Waiting for you to make your next move


Slide you on by them beside the day

A shadow moving unseen amongst them

Share you not a word with… Read full post »

OCTOBER 10, 2011 11:42PM

The History of Chuckleheads

 

CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN

 

I'm thinking tonight of chuckleheads.

 

Do you mean the propensity for certain anglo males to prepend to their response to every parry a hgyuh-hgyuh-hgyuh before their rejoinder? Those chuckleheads?

 

The very ones. And their variants.

 

 … Read full post »

OCTOBER 7, 2011 10:16PM

East European Blues

 

CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN

 

Sing me some of those down home blues, E. 

 

You ask me to tell you of the meanest thing that I have ever seen:
The rage collected until the spirit unleashed spawns man's inhumanity to man
Add to that the ones who point out the/… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 26, 2011 12:34AM

Bobul-san the Great

CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN

 

You know what else creeps me out about this place?


Was ist das.


There's no humor. No jokers, riddlers or wits. Oh a few. You know who. But for the most part it's just so... forlorn.


Maybe even the whiff of desperation one senses at times?


Whiff? You mean stench. It/… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 20, 2011 2:23PM

It's All Relative

 

CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN

 

He told me even if I tied a pork chop around my neck nobody'd read my blog.

 

So, what did you say to him?

 

I told him I agreed and that if he and I were to launch a contest to live blog… Read full post »