Whirlwind
whirlwind
- Location
- US
- Birthday
- December 31
- Bio
- Here to share some playfulness. My sinful righteousness. I am a man. I have been known to suffer a fool given the wrong circumstances.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Drinking Crumb
June 17, 2013 04:26PM - They Seem the Same...
March 24, 2013 11:46AM - Congratulations! You've been
selected!
February 18, 2013 02:54PM - All the Pretty Girls
August 26, 2012 08:49AM - Crumb on a String
August 07, 2012 02:07PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I see. No C&W fans
in this crowd.”
12:53PM - “As bad as the Great
Depression was in the United
States,
that downturn never
actu…”
June 03, 2013 02:00PM - “Shit. That leaves me out
I guess. All I do is look at
the
pictures anyway. Now
al…”
June 01, 2013 12:00AM - “Well I'm proud to be a
ducky from Muscovy
Where
drakes and hens all have a
ball
We…”
May 27, 2013 09:17AM - “I changed my way of
thinking
Got myself a
brand new point of view
I
changed my way…”
May 04, 2013 10:44AM
Whirlwind's Links
Drinking Crumb
They Seem the Same...
...but they are not.
Help me Lord.
Lord help me.
My brother the Devil.
The Devil my brother. Read full post »
Congratulations! You've been selected!
Fat chance, you being selected for anything. You know it. When you read the fine print it says you have been selected for a chance to win, not that you have already won.
So, rather than being selected, you have been targeted. They are not the same. Read full post »
All the Pretty Girls
J.R. my pretty boy with tresses so curly and fair
Such a comely face so handsome framed by that hair
And eyes so blue, so piercing blue, blue as the sky
Who whispered me what he had done but not why.
J.R. my pretty boy your tongue knows no guile
Come sit with me and… Read full post »
Crumb on a String
I woke up this morning
Strings were on my mind, strings were on my mind
Standing by the crossroads
Strings were on my mind
I'm off to my secret rendezvous
A new dimension I must find
There's a fold in the fabric
Which way do I go, which way do I go
I'm tumbling in my spacetime
My… Read full post »
Crumbe de la Peu
I used to grow me some herb
Sometimes in water sometimes in the ground
They would come from far and wide
Some for the ounce and some for the pound
I put my mares into a corral
I stood between them and their desire
Their need began to swell
Until it turned into a higher power… Read full post »
Blue Crumb
You say that you want to play the blues
But a cat like you ain't got no clue
I'll take my Gibson
Make a mess outta you
Yeah I'll take my axe
And cut you half in two
A crosscut saw and a rolling stone
I'm a stranger here and I'm all alone
A bottleneck slide
My Telecaster's… Read full post »
Pulp Fiction: 3 Crumbs
Of course you have to know something about Quentin Tarantino's film Pulp Fiction for this post to make any sense, if not then maybe you want to stop reading here.
Alrighty then. Outta the blue, thinking about the film the other day these crumbs came to me when I… Read full post »
Smoke on the Horizon
Give me all your bear fat
All your red berries too
I've come for your tobacco
And I'm taking the buffalo
I want all your arrowheads
Your woman on her knees
Blow my smoke into your sky
Chase the birds from your trees.
Radical Abe Lincoln
Letter from Abraham Lincoln to Andrew Johnson on March 26, 1863:
Hon. Andrew Johnson
My dear Sir:
I am told you have at least thought of raising a negro military
force. In my opinion the country now needs no specific thing so
much as some man of your ability, and… Read full post »
Getaway
An early morning helicopter
Chopping through the sky
Spotlighting the neighborhood
For the one who got away
Running from the whirlybird
Chopper's on my trail
I will hide here underground
Until I can make my getaway
My getaway
I'll make my getaway.
Pennies are on the bottom
The dimes are on the t… Read full post »
OS: Off the Map
Things change. For the first time since August 2008 Open Salon is not on my top 12 most visited web sites as provided by my Firefox browser. Three and a half years it had been listed there, never making it higher than #3 (behind Google and CNN), but always somewhere… Read full post »
Pluck and Harmony
I plucked a string to create a note
That vibrated throughout the empty room
Then I plucked two strings, a G and C
And contemplated their harmony.
While this minimalist spirit was afloat
I recalled a promise made to me
'If two have gathered in my name
I too will be in your company.'
A Night at the Clinic
"What did I see, what did I hear, that's all you ever want from
me," Clayton groused to Melissa as the attendants hovered all
around him, each busily working at his or her assigned task.
"But that's what you signed on for, Clayton."
"Nope. Just came in here for the… Read full post »
Two Crumbs
The queen is dead.
She was not our queen you ape, she was our sister.
---------------------------------------------------
Amuse.
There's a concept for you.
As in asea. Or astride.
Withness.
On top of.
Amuse.
With the muse.
Riding the muse.
Amuse me. Read full post »
Crumbs of Chance
CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN
Yo Stone.
'st los, hund.
Crumbs of chance is what is.
Crumbs of chance?
Yes. Crumbs of chance.
Oh. Yes, I see. Well, here's to crumbs of chance then.
Back at you, pal.
Cleofan and Clifian
Two lazy Brits walked into the Old English store
And saw cleofan and clifian for sale upon the
shelf.
I'll take the clifian said one to the clerk
To bind my sins ever hidden closer to the secret me
And I'll take the cleofan said the other
To… Read full post »
Venus, Hot and Rotten to her Core
CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN
They're asking why are we?
Ach. Typical. So few know where are we.
Well, I know where I am.
And where is that?
C'mon Doc. We're sitting on my deck looking at the stars. See,
there's Venus.
Ah, Venus. A planet. You know the Venuvian day… Read full post »
A Line in the Sand
CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN
So, let me get this straight. You think a line should be drawn in the sand?
Metaphorically speaking, yes I do.
By whom?
By the Occupiers. The 99%.
A line in the sand to signify... what?
A simple central… Read full post »
An Anthem for the Anarchists
CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN
What you feel like singing tonight, E?
I'm in the mood for some anarchy. I think I'll have a go at one I call The Occupier's Cadenza.
Well, let me get the old guitar down. What key you be in?
That would be the… Read full post »
Dodging the Lurk
Rise you up and meet the coming day
And hope you that no one has followed
To where they lurk at the lip of your nest
Waiting for you to make your next move
Slide you on by them beside the day
A shadow moving unseen amongst them
Share you not a word with… Read full post »
The History of Chuckleheads
CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN
I'm thinking tonight of chuckleheads.
Do you mean the propensity for certain anglo males to prepend to their response to every parry a hgyuh-hgyuh-hgyuh before their rejoinder? Those chuckleheads?
The very ones. And their variants.
East European Blues
CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN
Sing me some of those down home blues, E.
You ask me to tell you of the meanest thing that I have ever
seen:
The rage collected until the spirit unleashed spawns man's
inhumanity to man
Add to that the ones who point out the/… Read full post »
Bobul-san the Great
CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN
You know what else creeps me out about this place?
Was ist das.
There's no humor. No jokers, riddlers or wits. Oh a few. You know
who. But for the most part it's just so... forlorn.
Maybe even the whiff of desperation one senses at times?
Whiff? You mean stench. It/… Read full post »
It's All Relative
CONVERSATIONS WITH EINSTEIN
He told me even if I tied a pork chop around my neck nobody'd read my blog.
So, what did you say to him?
I told him I agreed and that if he and I were to launch a contest to live blog… Read full post »
Whirlwind's Favorites
Updates
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"Some of Our Best Friends Are Democrats!"
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My Father Mended Me
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"If I Only Had A Spine"
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Calling all flash mobs! Defend the planet from noisy fools!
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A call from Justice
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Train 'em then trash 'em.
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Hezbollah versus the Muslim Brotherhood...NOT OUR FIGHT!
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For the human race, Groundhog Day is not just a movie.
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