Verbal Remedy AKA Denise
- Location
- Del Mar, California, The One That's In A State Of Steep Decline
- Birthday
- January 18
- Title
- Columnist, http://www.doesthismakesense.com
- Company
- Much preferred to the alternative.
- Bio
- Born. Grew up. Kept growing up. Started growing older. Still at both the growing up and growing older. Stay tuned.
MY RECENT POSTS
- #ThatIsRape: FAQs to Help Keep
You Off The Sex Offender List
March 19, 2013 05:15PM - Live the Homeless Lifestyle!
You Know You Want To!
July 18, 2012 05:03PM - $40
December 21, 2011 05:20PM - It's Almost Bank Switch Day.
Will You Do It?
November 03, 2011 12:26PM - Irreconcilable Differences
July 24, 2011 03:27PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “It's been hard and it's
not going to get any easier in
future
decades. Sadly. I
f…”
March 19, 2013 10:52PM - “Nelle, are you going to
have this gig again in the
new
season? Your recaps make
w…”
March 19, 2013 06:11PM - “Nelle, are you going to
have this gig again in the
new
season? Your recaps make
w…”
March 19, 2013 06:11PM - “Hi and thanks,
everybody, for dropping by.
Please do bury
the
Steubenville
apolog…”
March 19, 2013 06:04PM - “Feel free to add your
own #ThatIsRape tips on
Twitter. The
people there seem
to n…”
March 19, 2013 05:20PM
Verbal Remedy AKA Denise's Links
- MY LINKS
- $4.95/mo Web Hosting
- Shopping Amazon.com
- When You Don't Hate Your Ex...
- On My Brother's 40th Birthday
- Video Tour of The Momdominium
- Racist Assholes I Have Known
- Tarot Decks and A Reading By Liz
- A Tale of Two Mothers
- Gutpunched (On Alcoholism and Addiction)
- Things I Do Not Believe In (Atheism)
- Confessions of a Grasshopper (Why I Don't Save)
- Shattered (101-Word True Story)
- My Worst Job (Told by the Chicago Tribune)
- Picky, Picky, Picky (Trichotillomania)
- Patterns (High School Theatre)
- So, How Many Sex Offenders Do You Know? (Creepy Map of Hometown)
- Tracks (Growing Up Working Class In A Small Town)
- Seeing My Father Tonight (Adoption Reunion)
- I Have This Friend... (Genetics and Alzheimer's Disease)
- The Last Days (Leaving an Alcoholic Relationship)
- You'll Change Your Mind (Childfree-ness)
- MY LINKS
- $4.95/mo Web Hosting
- Shopping Amazon.com
- Uh-Oh. Skin Mice.
- Your Dating Profile EXHAUSTS Me
- I Don't Care What You Paid: It's Worth Crap Now
- Somebody Tell Me Why I'm Doing This 5K, Please?
- Dangerous Shoes! Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid!
- Did a German Pope Just Call For a "New World Order?!"
- Illiteracy on Craigslist
- Shaving The Cat (Not a Euphemism)
- My Boss Tries To Be Helpful...
- NO. You, Coworker, Cannot be my Facebook Friend.
- Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned
- Liquor Cabinet Mysteries
- A Great Online Bra Finder
- I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours (My Virtual Model)
- The Five-Paragraph Essay Must DIE
- The Animal Goes Mad (Dog+ Amorous Raccoons.)
- Waking Me Up (Not A Pretty Sight)
- Dude. I Think I Wrote This Snopes Thing.
- Happy Weirdness To All
- Sexy! Naked! Collared!
- Life's Little Indulgences
- MY LINKS
- $4.95/mo Web Hosting
- Amazon Best Sellers
- How To Make Shit Up And Get The Media To Talk About You: Faking "Studies" 101
- My Living Will, Such As It Is (Feel Free To Copy)
- Racist Assholes I Have Known
- Personal Ad Tips (For Guys)
- For Rent: One Planet (Slightly Used)
- Human Civilization 2.0 (or, we're so screwed)
- The Future of Transportation (?)
- COBRA Extensions and the Stimulus
- Ban Marriage!
- Now Will You Give Your Kids Their Damned Shots?
- MY LINKS
- $4.95/mo Web Hosting
- CLICK HERE TO SIGNUP FOR BLUEHOST.COM
- A Dirge for Gourmet Magazine
- Golden Beets and Garlic Kale
- Chile Hot Chocolate Surprise
- Pumpkin Gnocchi
- The Amazing SFESGDM Diet!
- Taffy Apples (Dad's Recipe)
- "Oh, I Can't Cook..."
- My Last Supper Requests
- Cabbage, Cabbage Everywhere
- Cooking & Gadgets
- On Idiots @ Epicurious
- Community Supported Agriculture
- MY LINKS
- $4.95/mo Web Hosting
- Amazon Best Sellers
- Eddie Izzard Iz Running 30 Marathons...In A Row
- Rick Springfield: Still Impossibly Hot
- Mandy Patinkin SINGS!
- Literal Music Videos
- 70s Toy Commercials
- Susan Boyle's Idol, Elaine Paige
- Screw Thumbs. Try this Movie Rating System.
- Rufus Wainwright is a GOD
- "Sugar" and "Sleep Dealer": Released Now, Worth Your Time
- Goodnight, Sweet Lorne (Andy Hallett Dies)
- Me First And The Gimme Gimmes RULE!
- Why I Hate Seth Meyers (Mostly)
- Natasha Richardson is Brain-Dead!?
- What Remains
- I.O.U.S.A.
- What The BLEEP Do We Know?
- Ten Cheesy Films You Should See
- A Chapman Stick Artist
- Blade Runner: Perfection
- MY LINKS
- $4.95/mo Web Hosting
- Shopping Amazon.com
- No Words (Photographs posted upon hearing about Dakini Dancer)
- Zumalicious's Cliche Fiction Challenge
- My Naked Face (With Dog)
- 6 Pretty Things for Susan
- I Never...
- 101 Words
- So, What's Your Porn Name?
- 25 Things
- 100-Word Autobiography
- For Sale Baby Shoes Never Worn
- A Poem for Feathered Thing
- The Spikenard-Bronwyn Challenge
- Editor’s Pick
- 17382 Views
- 144 Comments
Racist Assholes I Have Known
JULY 24, 2009 2:40PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 5973 Views
- 92 Comments
Tracks
FEBRUARY 28, 2009 7:07PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 7433 Views
- 85 Comments
The Last Days
MARCH 19, 2009 7:20PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 6514 Views
- 86 Comments
On My Brother's 40th Birthday
NOVEMBER 30, 2009 2:23PM EST
- 12394 Views
- 106 Comments
You know what? You can bite me.
APRIL 2, 2009 3:13PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 9679 Views
- 94 Comments
We Could Always Try This Again
AUGUST 27, 2010 3:07PM EDT
- 6375 Views
- 99 Comments
Don't Let Flouncing Make Your Ass Look Big!
APRIL 8, 2009 5:56PM EDT
- 7963 Views
- 112 Comments
Come Bra-Shopping With Me
MAY 4, 2009 2:30PM EDT
- 10279 Views
- 94 Comments
You'll Change Your Mind
MARCH 25, 2009 6:02PM EDT
- 50077 Views
- 140 Comments
NOW Will You Finally Give Your Kids Their Damned SHOTS?
FEBRUARY 12, 2009 12:58PM EST
- 4133 Views
- 97 Comments
What Part of "Recipe" Do You Not Comprehend?
JANUARY 12, 2009 1:54PM EST
- 4299 Views
- 84 Comments
Bless me, Father, For I Have Sinned
MAY 18, 2009 8:59PM EDT
- 7692 Views
- 100 Comments
"Oh, I Can't Cook..."
APRIL 27, 2009 4:34PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4662 Views
- 83 Comments
I Get Tired Just Reading Your Personal Ad
OCTOBER 20, 2009 3:06PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 5271 Views
- 80 Comments
I don't care what you paid for it; it's worth crap now.
OCTOBER 22, 2009 4:45PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 7870 Views
- 94 Comments
You'll Have To Pry My Underwire From My Cold, Dead Ribcage
NOVEMBER 23, 2010 7:07PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 28008 Views
- 97 Comments
Shaving Somebody Else's...Kitty
JUNE 28, 2009 5:46PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 9104 Views
- 118 Comments
Good luck selling that "refridgerator"
JULY 10, 2009 5:36PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 13962 Views
- 93 Comments
How I Lost 17 Lbs. Without Even Trying
JULY 2, 2009 1:59PM EDT
- 7654 Views
- 108 Comments
How To Write Very, Very Badly
APRIL 15, 2009 11:54AM EDT
- 6219 Views
- 82 Comments
Dear Colleague: No, You Cannot Be My Friend
JUNE 11, 2009 4:21PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 7967 Views
- 82 Comments
Grandma's 5 Tips To Save Hundred$ Each Year
MARCH 24, 2010 12:34PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4550 Views
- 87 Comments
Oh No! People Might Read This!
JULY 29, 2010 8:06PM EDT
- 6058 Views
- 56 Comments
Gutpunched
AUGUST 9, 2008 12:17PM EDT
- 2856 Views
- 77 Comments
How To Write For The Web (including OS)
JANUARY 22, 2009 6:59PM EST
Helvetica Stone
Cary Tennis
Brassawe
Christine Geery
David Dean Bottrell
Matt Paust
Salon.com