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Sheba Marx

Sheba Marx
Location
Near Bennington, Vermont, USA
Birthday
February 10
Bio
Sheba Marx has been employed as a writer, budget analyst, dishwasher, executive director, telephone operator, chief innovations officer, development director, swim teacher, custodian, assistant director, sales clerk, grants officer, transcript typist, facility planning coordinator, research assistant and consultant. She has been unemployed since October 26, 2009. Find all of Sheba Marx's Good Things about Unemployment at unemployedmarx.blogspot.com

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JULY 18, 2011 1:52PM

27 Mushroom Photos

 Chicken Mushroom

 Chicken Mushroom because it tastes like chicken ;-).

Hi Friends,

It has been too long since I posted. No longer unemployed but underemployed, I work most of the time to earn less than half the money I used to make. But I'm not here to complain... Over the… Read full post »

MAY 30, 2011 8:19PM

Returning to the woods: Photos

wild geranium

 Wild Geranium

It seems like forever since I visited with all of you. My son graduated from college last weekend, so I traveled to the University of Kansas in Lawrence for that joyous event. A real treat. Come mid-July, he will begin a job only two and a half hours away.… Read full post »

MAY 16, 2011 6:33AM

Pull it up! Photos

garlic mustard

Garlic Mustard is blooming all over New England right now: in yards, ditches, fields and woods. PULL IT UP! This plant poses a severe threat to native plants and animals in forest communities in the eastern and mid-western U.S. Many native widlflowers grow… Read full post »

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MAY 9, 2011 8:15AM

Spring in the woods: Photos

ironwood

Ironwood tree blooms. It is so exciting to walk in the woods daily and discover a new bloom or leaf. Here is the latest growth in our woods in the Berkshire Mountains. I love bringing these to you because I enjoy them so much. 

blue cohosh

Blue Cohosh.… Read full post »

dogs

Now that they have found Osama bin Laden, can they find me a job?  I've enlisted some help above, but my friends may be digging in the wrong spot.

 

249th Good Thing about Unemployment

pjs

You are the unemployed representative at Career Day… Read full post »

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APRIL 28, 2011 9:10AM

Spring Wildflowers & Peepers

Spring wildflowers in the rich woods of the Northeastern U.S.

I'm in the Berkshire mountains. I am so lucky to be able to take these photos: A very nice reward after such a long and heavy snowy/icy winter. These photos were taken Tuesday & Wednesday. We are now having a… Read full post »

APRIL 25, 2011 5:46AM

Three more

 

smiley face

246th Good Thing about Unemployment

You don't have to say, "Have a nice day!"

 

 

heart

245th Good Thing about Unemployment

You don’t have to buy anything from your co-workers like Girl Scout cookies, candy bars, magazines, Avon products, cookie dough, gift wrap… Read full post »

 

243. Technical support means finding a recipe on Open Salon.

pie

 

242. You manage unemployment by wandering around (MBWA) with your dogs.

Here are some tips:

  1. Appear relaxed as you wander. 
  2. Try to spend an equal amount
  3. Read full post »
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APRIL 14, 2011 9:45PM

Croaking for Love or Frog Fornication

 mating1

Spring has finally arrived in Petersburgh, New York, where I live, situated at the intersection of the Vermont/Massachusetts/New York borders. The snow and ice are almost gone and the glory of the wood frog mating ritual surrounds you when you walk out of the house--an almost constant c… Read full post »

APRIL 6, 2011 10:31AM

Troy, NY: 40 Photos

window

On Sunday, I was lucky to attend a photography workshop at the Sanctuary for Independent Media in Troy, New York, led by Brenda Ann Kenneally who is an award winning photographer. As stated on her webiste, "her long-term projects are intimate portraits of social issues that intersect where t… Read full post »

teethYou form a strategic partnership. You apply for the jobs and your partner gets you the interviews.  Make sure he shows his teeth, however, and will get mean with mammals other than squirrels.

squirrel

 

 

 

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APRIL 1, 2011 7:44AM

April Fool's Snow

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horfence

   verticalTree

verticalMailbox

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horclothesline

vertroad

horwood

Last night, weather experts predicted 18 inches of April 1st snow for the Berkshires. Today, they say eight. A couple so far. Nothing but flakes and fools here, including me. Enjoy your warmth. … Read full post »

MARCH 30, 2011 1:31PM

237th Good Thing about Unemployment

 

shower

You get to use all those soaps,

shampoos and shower caps

you collected on your business trips. 


 … Read full post »

MARCH 28, 2011 12:18AM

We will work

The pool of unemployed families is at an all-time high

Last week, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported the proportion of families with an unemployed family member was the highest ever or since 1994 when they started reporting this figure. In 2010, 12.4% of families or 9.7 million familiesRead full post »

MARCH 25, 2011 12:35PM

8 New Good Things about Unemployment

 

snow squalls

 235. You are home to enjoy the lovely spring

weather of snow squalls.  No wonder I’m under the

weather.

 

feet

 234. You are President of your Human Resources.

 

lunch

233. You… Read full post »

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MARCH 11, 2011 8:37AM

The joy of flushing: photos

maple

We were without electricity and water the last four days. After going to the Bennington Recreation Center to shower last night, we returned to find our power had returned. I've never washed dishes with such joy! Here are photos of the results of Sunday's storm when it poured ice… Read full post »

You are usually not, hardly ever, sleep-deprived.  I would say never, but there are some of us ups (unemployed persons) who cannot sleep due to high anxiety.  I am not one of those.  In fact, this gray and snowy winter has enabled me to sleep 12 hours a night. With… Read full post »
 
You don’t have to keep Stan awake
 
during staff meetings.
 
sleep

At one of my former workplaces, a rather round co-worker fell asleep several times a day and always at staff meetings. He wasRead full post »

FEBRUARY 28, 2011 10:30AM

The fire drill

222nd Good Thing about Unemployment

fire alarm

 You don’t have to return after the

fire drill. 

Truthfully, I worked at a law firm with a legend of an attorney who never returned to work after the building caught fire. Folks saw him leave the building, but he just… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 27, 2011 2:46PM

Expect this at the Oscars

  oscar

I will receive an academy award for the longest original

script with an unemployed person who has True Grit and

an OS Social Network, and living in the Winter’s Bone

from Inception. I am grateful for Linda Seccaspina, who

will be dressed aLindaaRead full post »

FEBRUARY 24, 2011 10:50AM

The Intern

 

221st Good Thing about Unemployment

 

You train the intern to wash your

laundry and update your resume, and

reward him with salutatory praise,

such as, “What are you making us for

lunch?”

intern

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FEBRUARY 22, 2011 9:06AM

Practicing TQM with my dogs

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220th Good Thing about Unemployment

 

dogs

Buddy, Snott & Daisy at work

 

You practice Total Quality Management (TQM) with your dogs. You are Executive Management. They are the Quality Control Circle (QCC)Read full post »

FEBRUARY 21, 2011 8:29AM

eBay Inventory

219th Good Thing about Unemployment

 

You inventory your stuff to sell on eBay: five

 

boxes of file folders, two boxes of white

 

board markers and 10 boxes of unsharpened

 

pencils you stole from your employer the day

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FEBRUARY 18, 2011 8:46AM

Changing passwords

cartoon

It would be so nice to have a scanner. I'm hoping my tax return will buy a new printer with a scanner. All rights reserved. All of these Good Things are posted at unemployedmarx.blogspot.com.

FEBRUARY 16, 2011 5:08PM

The staff retreat

217th Good Thing about Unemployment

 

company picnic
You don’t have to pretend you are enjoying the staff retreat where they are serving hot dogs but you are a vegetarian, and the boss drops you during the trust exercise.

All rights reserved. The rest of Sheba's Good Things are here.Read full post »