To bitch or not to bitch - that, apparently, is the question. Let me say that I can bitch with the best of 'em. I will stand my bitching abilities up against those of anyone on OS. I can do righteous indignation like nobody's business. My sarcastic wit can peel paint off the walls and even curl your toes. I can bitch til the cows come home or hell freezes over, whichever happens first. If bitching were to become an Olympic event, I would take the Gold Medal.
What I'm trying to tell you is that I am well-versed in the art of bitching and I have had LOTS of practice. So, it has taken a gargantuan effort on my part to stay (mostly) out of the fray. I'll admit, I dipped a toe or two in the bitching pool a few days ago, but it was a half-hearted effort, at best. Seriously, anyone who has read my blog for any appreciable length of time can attest to that.
Truth be told, if one is looking for a place to host a full-fledged, maniacal, spittle-flying, wild-eyed, grade-A bitchy post, well, ladies and gentlemen, this is the place. But if you come here to bitch, you had better be prepared to bring out the big guns. There is no place here for little namby-pamby, tip-toeing around, half-ass bitchiness. Nope. You have to go whole hog or nothing.
Why am I telling you all of this? Well, you see, there's a new year on the horizon and there have been many fine suggestions offered regarding possible group activities here on OS. What I am proposing is a BITCH OFF - one fine day that is designated as THE day to let it fly. Nothing but bitchy, snarky, snide, sarcastic, belittling and condescending blogs will be accepted on that day. All comments must also adhere to the same specs. Anyone caught trying to smooth things over or being nice in a general fashion will be severely chastised by the most accomplished bitchers in the group. It will not be pretty.
What say ye? Shall we stage a BITCH OFF to end all BITCH OFFS? Or could we all just shut the hell up and get on with it? Hmmmmm?