1] My Dad tought me "Life is not fair, and it's often cruel".

2] After years of helping people, he was brutally murdered by one of the people he went out of his way to help.

3]  I used a meger (a hand cranked tool to make electricity) on a sleeping man.  He was late, for the 20 th + time in a row to releave me from duty.

 4] I can fly in planes, ride roller coasters, walk on tops of roofs, but standing on chiars and riding ferris wheels scares the crap outta me.

5] My Dad has owned Hondas since they first came out, I've never owned one.

6] I have asthma, and played the cornet (like a trumpet) in school, b/c it was harder for me to do than the others instraments.

7] One of my sons plays football now.  He hits like a hammer.  My wife tells him to be a good sport and help the person up, I tell him, don't insult the kid you laid out by offering to help him up.

8] My oldest daughter was glad she stopped growing b/c she likes boys that are taller than her.  Her current and longest lasting boyfreind only comes up to her eyes.   Help me with that one ladies.

9] I garden out of old 3 and 5 gallon paint buckets.

10] We took in my long lost sister in law.  I don't know why she is so different than my wife.

11] My kids loved this thing I did with beans and ask me to cook it again every now and then.  I can't recall what I did, b/c I wasn't planning as I was cooking.

12] I miss my Dad