Happy Fathers day everyone!!
Remember it starts at 12:01am on Sunday, so wake up your wife and do unspeakable things to her! And if she says NO, remind her what time it is. It's your Time! You took her to the fancy ass restaurant now it is your turn to get to eat what you want, If You Know What I Mean!
And don't forget that gourmet breakfast that's coming. Keep a straight face, smile and go mmm MM that's good! And then give your wife, you exhausted wife, that look that tells her. "I helped you eat this on Moms Day, you will help me now."
Say how much you just love that fish tie. "It matches my other one!"
Take this opportunity to wrestle your kids w/o mercy. It's Dads Day, they have to take it.
I'm going to take them kite flying, I might even have a chance to fly one.
Drink beer, lots of beer. burp, fart, scratch yourself where ever, when ever it itches.
And stuff yourself at diner. Nothing says I love you more than a clean plate. except for the actual words, but it's Dads Day, you don't have to say them.
Then do some more unspeakable things to your wife before 12:00 pm.
Bizzy bizzy day.
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It's ALLL about me!
That's how Mom's Day goes, except I do take her out.
Remember
"Unspeakable things"
Then we ususally take a 'scouting' trip to map out locations for my deer blind. This ususaly involves several thousand wood ticks, packs full of medical supplies and water and at least one moment where I pretend to be lost, causing the family to freak out.
It works every year.
Firing into an old stump while yelling "Bear!" is out, ever since I caused my wife to nearly pee her pants.
When we get home, we eat my favorite meal, which is fried liver. The wife gets to opt out with salad but the kid has no choice. He eats liver too.
In the evening my wife will give me a great back scratch, which is just as good as sex these days.
Ahhh fathers day!
Happy FD and I hope it is all you hope for!