A story from msnbc
PITTSBURGH - A thief turned out to be no match for a little nun with a commanding voice.
Sister Lynn Rettinger didn't even have to break out a ruler for a man who reached into an opened car window and stole a wallet Tuesday. She just needed the tone of voice she's used for nearly 50 years in Catholic schools.
After a teacher saw the man swipe the wallet, the diminutive principal of Sacred Heart Elementary School went outside and firmly told the man: "You need to give me what you have."
The thief turned over the wallet, apologized and walked away.
Rettinger said she merely talked to him as she would to students when she knows they have something they shouldn't.
Police are still looking for the man.
Would this be;
When Nuns Attack
or
Return of the Nunja
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For those of you that never faced a nun, it's not as easy as you think.
I can still feal the time a nun whacked my with a pointer on the back of my hand.
"PUT THOSE CHIPS DOWN!" I said in my best "Exorcist" voice and the CEO and director of day programs who were on their way out of the building came running back in to see who was speaking in that voice. The young man with autism threw the chips back up on the fridge and ran out of the room.
Moral if both of these stories is don't mess with celibate women! We aren not to be fucked with!
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I spilled my water all over myself!
I think 'knowing' God has your back helps just a little.
This just in from the nun,
Mind that idol worship and go wash your mouth out with soap.
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Can you See it?!?
What do you load your nun with? Well I got a double barrel nun loaded with Full Metal Rosary Beads.
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