Just wanted to let you guys know, I appreciate all of your prayers, I'm fighting cancer and now have turned to Alternative Cures, as modern medicine won't allow anything other that treating you as a chronic patient or a dead former chronic patient.

God bless all of you for your… Read full post »

 Send all hate mail c/o NY Times

al-Qa'ida pussies

I sent a telegram from behind enemy lines

To my love and the mother of my only child

It read please remember to turn off the radio

And be sure to feed… Read full post »

“She pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet”

  (from,watching the detectives-elvis costello)

Mama Grizzly, I respectfully decline

to discuss just how hot I think you are,… Read full post »

 Like Flies We Gatherto the Honey

I don’t know if it was the Spider that crawled into my bad inner ear and deposited her promiscuous eggs amongst my monogamous brain, or if it was the Cockroaches nit picking and weaseling their… Read full post »

Dylan’s Windmills

There were spooks hiding in the bushes

Peering out at me from behind the leafy

Eyes of demonically possessed candidates

All of whom were running for political office

Under the guise of giving a fucking “A”

What happens… Read full post »

As the Legend Goes, So Goes the Neighborhood

It was another dark and stormy night

and my wet trousers had been tugging at my balls

like two straps of drying rawhide around the neck of an illegal.… Read full post »

Norwegian Wood

Jesus, just answer me this question,

Why am I here with my limp dick

Desperately grasped in the palm of my hairy hand?

I’m blind from excessive masturbation

And two fingers short

Of full… Read full post »

Ode to the Vagina (or so say's Tiger Woods)

I am a very wealthy man, even though I left my wallet and cash

In my other pants, and the kidney stones I passed last night

Were both counterfeit. I… Read full post »

 Tricky Dicky

Just the other day I had felt like dying. My life was tired and old.

My white shoes were grass stained and reeking of bad poetry.

The mower was being held in contempt by the gas can

and both had just… Read full post »

Nude Photos

Naked pictures
Of bluebirds and red finches
Overdeveloped and out of focus
Feathered boas and padded breasts
Exposed and vulnerable
To the cloaked cat
With the esurient green eyes… 

2008 © T.S.

Channeling Dead Poets

Bukowski sent me a high priority… Read full post »

Say Hello to my Little friend and a Senator from Nevada

Three Squirrels; One Bag Of Nuts

There have always been parks in my quiet
And park benches on which I rest my noise
There have always been confrontations with squirrels
One bag of nuts… Read full post »

The Central Government  of the United States of America, under the tyranny of President Obama (Our Supreme Leader) and both the progressive Democrat and Republican Parties, are attempting to restrict and dilute our Freedom of Speech, our right to bear… Read full post »

For Roger Ebert and his beautiful wife Chaz, who today appeared on Oprah. Without the love and care, we are all weeds. Chaz Ebert, "I will not let him die." Roger who faced and still faces a long battle with cancer has been blessed with the dedication of his… Read full post »

Dead Babies

We are the Dead Babies
To whom no voice was ever given
Only taken with force...
We are the Discarded Embryos
Without a name or a bed
For our tiny little heads
Pulled from life and Mother's womb
Our Father in Heaven weeps
His gift having… Read full post »

I'm No Robert Frost And This Ain't The Berlin Wall

You want I should rhyme and write something lyrical
You want a poem about mending fences
And not constructing them
Preach to someone else my sweet
Of my abusive use of improper sarcasms
And aforementioned hit pieces of… Read full post »

Queen Bee-She Stings And They Beg For More

Queen Bee,

with her melancholy look

and expressions of sorrow

not to mention her tears flowing

in an endless parade

of heartbreak

down her otherwise

flawless cheeks

are enough to make

any man

weak in the knees… Read full post »

Channeling Dead Poets

Bukowski sent me a high priority email
from his luxurious bungalow hideaway.
He’s living on an island in the Pacific; said
that Amelia had landed safely….
and that more details would soon be forthcoming;
his having discovered the secrets of… Read full post »

Knock, knock

We die from within and just like our statues
We dedicate to our eternal memory,
So many trinkets sculpted
From concrete, brass, plaster and wood.

We rot; inside, outwards
And so when Death
Is finally displayed on our faces,
Our friends
Are suddenly free to express with… Read full post »

Forgive me, I'm laughing because the G.W. Bush "Mission  Accomplished" is over, but the Obama Jokester is just getting started.

While speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast, President Obama mispronounced the word "Corpsman" as "corpse-man."

Dumb and Dumber

Where is the Nuklier… Read full post »

"We're not in a big rush" on health care, Pelosi said. "Pause, reflect."

 Not a big rush.....what the hell, all we've heard about is how we have to do this now in order to save the economy...... What the ?

Let's see, first she said we had to… Read full post »

An American Street of Censorship, Cherry Pie, and Politics

&nbs… Read full post »