Man Talk Now, the self professed extremely handsome and savvy international businessman and womanizer is, how to say with some modicum of tact (?), a wolf in wolf's clothing. 
Fair warning if you weren't aware, this avatar, whenever spotted commenting, or god forbid, blogging... is good enough reason to shut down the laptop for several hours, until he just goes away.
Appropriate actions might include anything from going outside to weed the garden, to locking yourself in the panic room and smoking weed- 'til he (he??) jumps an international flight to Dubai or Qatar to seduce virgins out of their head scarvy thingies.
True, he comes off as reasonably intelligent and self deprecating, but believe me folks when I say HE (if in fact male), this persona who has been known to also call itself DUFF, is dangerous to civil discourse here at our peaceful open saloon.
Yes, he is not only sexist, but also STATIST, as shown clearly here in his own words---
"nana, my apologies. I read through the comments too fast and missed your denuded, yet shiny and attractive head. It's true that you and tr ig share the affliction of Kansass-ia, and I'm not insensitive to that. Just last week I made a donation to an organization that ships volunteer women with undamaged DNA into your unfortunate state. God bless those good-hearted women and their lack of standards!"
MDM or Mad Dog Margaret aka helmut head is another true danger to the long held OS traditions of blind glad handing and back slapping known here in some circles as fuckmuppetry.
Ms. Feike can, and usually does- in her comments, turn quaint musings and quiet reflections shared by sensitive thoughtful contributors into ascerbic roastings, sometimes sending the authors of said blogs into terrible personal places anywhere between annoyed self-doubt and attempted aspirin overdose.
Case in point:
" YOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEE! Jumped in feet first and The Water. Is. Fine!!!!! Thank you Arthur because I think I speak for most of us when I say it's never more fun around here than when someone hangs someone else (or something else - who knows? Who CARES?) from the rafters and turns them into a human pinata. Let's whack her as hard as we can and see what comes out!
We can do that to Amy too! Although it'll be trickier. That touch (sic tough?) scaly hide, the horn in the middle of her forehead and her tusks and spurs make for a dangerous opponent but the walnut-sized brain will definitely be no problem to outsmart. No contest. You can crush that pestilential plague easy but let's do it slowly because it's more fun to poke a rattlesnake for a while than to get rid of it lickety split."
The question is, what's in it for you? I think you're secretly crazy about her and this is your way of getting under her skin. And she's obviously crazy about you. Your little ploy goes on every day in schoolyards the world over. Even your title - all you have to do is substitute "cooties" for "plague" and there you go.
Are you just saying all this because I outed you nefarious plot to live in Kim Gamble's rafters?
Or do you have designs on Artie yourself? Is that it? Do you want him to give you a good "researching" while he gropes your left "field" with his liver spotted hand!
Well he's all yours, toots! I've already told him that his well deserved adoration of me wasn't returned.
I say go for it, Mags! Break out the prunes and let your pestilential barbarian free!"
Which brings me to "CUP CAKE" aka nanatehay, also rumored to be an alter of (or vice versa... so confusing!) SBA.
Below he can be seen either talking to Amy, or talking to himself. YOU can decide which. He's a sick fuck I tell you.
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You really should have led with the trollop (not to be confused with the skanky ho Margaret) cuz as the Saying goes, " A good upskirt.com picture is worth a thousand words!"
I spewed coffee all over my new monitor this morning when I found out Kim Gamble was God!!
Who the hell knew these things or wanted to find out at four am??
I just got on Trig...
I still say Nana gets roses....
Still better than a dipshit troll by R. Crooky. Whippee!
Arthur?
Confused?
Always . . .
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John Coats wrote a book about testosterone in young men who are messing up.
The global financial bank scandals (he insist) is because folk are very mania sick.
That's his opinion. I have no clue what this latest "scandal" r drama is all about.
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Title:`The Hour Between Dog and Wolf. John Coats. (I didn't read the book.)
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Oh. Important. Do not urinate in water where fish swim. Pee cause green algae.
Fish will suffocate.
Fish stop breathing.
Fish no pee in toilet.
Folk pee in commode.
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No swim in toilet bowls.
Fish no skinny-dip in bowls.
No skinny-dip-swim in bowls.
No puff bowl on public urinals.
huh?
Yeah!!!! I agree with what Art said!
(well... I will as soon as I figure out what that was!)
Kind of a sad attempt at a pantie shot, I should have worn red.
Hope the fishing trip was excellent indeed for all.
I have to admit that I'm kinda, sorta hurt by there being three.
Meh.
Must be because people are gone for the long weekend cuz usually there are a lot more then that.
@ Asia: Red? REALLY??? With THAT hat? Are you serious? Tr ig is right about your taste! geez...
Hey everybody, tr ig used the word "modicum"!
What's a statist? Did you mean sadist? Or did you mean statistician? Or is a statist a combination of both - someone who gets perverse pleasure in torturing others with statistics. While naked.
ManWhoreNow aka MacGyver/James Bond/Adonis/Michael Jordan/Mr. Mom/G.I. Joe/Jason Bourne/Warren Buffett/Jesus (did I leave anyone out?) in reality probably has a club foot, a cleft palate, a horrible speech impediment, crossed eyes and suffers from frequent violent seizures. So he has to wear a helmet at all times. I don't doubt he's an international traveler but my guess is he has to have his name pinned on his shirt when he flies and the driver that meets him buckles him into one of those "specially equipped" vans.
Also thanks for pointing out my touch/tough error. What I REALLY meant to say was "Lepidosaurian." Easy enough mistake to make. Nitpicker.
As for that ridiculous nickname I've somehow been saddled with, I am no such thing and will take another picture to prove it. In fact, I'm well on my way to my all-time favorite haircut the "sling" so if you want you can call me sling head. Better yet, Sling Blade on account of my machete.
Asia looks like one blowsy woman, my newest highest compliment.
And Nana - is that fish what Amy brought him instead of a beer? His "shiny and attractive head" is going to blister if he doesn't put some sun block on it.
You joined a kerfuffle while stoned? Bigger balls than me! Keep trying... surely you can find someone around here to piss off..
Ah SBA, MTN get's top billing because he is A MAN! Misogynist Animal Naturally... or man. The swinging non-waffled club... so far, that's us! Asia appreciates the upskirt compliment.
Mission... funny stuff ain't it? Kim Gamble.. would have to agree with Arthur Louis... if that's who said that. I skimmed.
Reets.. Cartouche = MTN? I'd forgotten! Insipid is a good word, though might not have been proper context.
Handmaiden? Mebbe... but number one os harem momma first.. Wheee!
Sirenita, you are definitely high on the threat list... but it's so damned long, and I have blog length format to consider!
cc it's all from comments at Arthur Louis' blog from a night or two ago. HI
No puff bowl on public urinals! Huh?
Thanks ART
jmac... more of a parody here I guess. Not actually emotionally invested.. this time. It's all too dumb
Asia you tramp!
noodle in ways i dare not consider.
like with this!
.................
you got my goddamn mentor, art james,
spouting stuff such as:
"
Fish will suffocate.
Fish stop breathing."
i see zero evidence of this.
secondhand...i dont fish but my sis does...
margaret gonna get a hair cut? shit..
i finally approve of a picture of her......
what is this sling?
anyway, your Asia is beautiful, as i always knew
OK, if you say so.
I expect to lose a very wide strip of hide for my addition here though.
Much fun!
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I meant "insults" not "insluts".........or maybe not, now that I think about it..........;-)
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I CAN HAZ INDOOR PLUMBING?!
Adorable!
SBA, of course, has been identified recently by one authoritative authoritiy as a "plague". In my own way, based on my own inconsistent and unreliable sense of natural justice, I defended her. Chivalry! I felt that SBA is not a "plague".
On the other hand, I did not continue my point, wherein I would have explained that SBA is a "plaque". It's obvious to me that she is "a soft, sticky, whitish matlike film attached to tooth surfaces, formed largely by the growth of bacteria that colonize the teeth."
Not a plague, leading to mass death. SBA is a plaque, leading to dental decay, gum disease and bad breath. Still, I find her powerfully and counterintuitively exciting, and would kiss her if she let me.
I would be safe, because I maintain excellent oral hygiene.
By the way, this blog of tr ig's is a horrible place, and it smells like fish.
(I know what you're thinking, and you can stop that right now. I'm referring to the photo of his chromosomally-challenged brother proudly weilding his tiny, unwashed, malodorous thing.)
Asia, red would have been fine, preferably lace. Not that orangy-red that is so in this season, but a true red, like a crimson. It would totally go with the grays of the hat. If it didn't work, you could let the hat blow off.
what be an "inslut"?
sirentia, she say asia
is the gal who cant take a bad picture,
yeah we all know, we know.
but...
all this girly goddarn fashion talk.
i have had enough of it! my sisters treated me to it
this weekend..arg..
red? hah? crimson?
what?
who?
ha
worn on insluts
trolling for fishes in the inlets
catcher bigger fishes
than the brothers
lacking sunscreen
sporting leather necks
they feebly attempt
to out fish me
teehee!
NO . YOU . DID . NOT . JUST . SAY . THAT!
You'll have the girl looking like a pinup in "Hot Military Muscovites" in Russian Soldier Monthly, FFS! CAMO and red CLASH!
But hey, we chicks can have a difference of opinions without conflict, right?
Well, just have Asia pose wearing that hat and the (ugh!) red panties and then a pair in perhaps a nice contrasting shade of dove grey.
See? Easy-peasy!
I wasn't being "weak", I was being kind and considerate (given the age of all involved). Some obvious infirmity there too, I think. I expected you to take a Shylock's portion and I didn't even get a nick! And next time you pose for a panty shot, make sure the panties get SEEN! Proper lighting is essential in these things. Or did Tr ig just sneak that one like any other dirty ol' man jealous of his brother's good luck?
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trig! bring me a beer! thank you baby... wait, I think my pedi needs refreshed!
Amy and Sirenita, give me a call...
James, fashion talk yes! and lots of pantie talk
Changing my name to blowsy inslut
I have not laughed so hard at this place in forever and a day.
Amy, you go wild woman.
Asia. I am stealing that hat...pffft..
Margaret, You sure can run your mouth in the best kind of way...
Bell, I sure hope there is plenty to drink and lots of snack food.
Rita, for gawd's sake. A handmaiden...
;-)
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Really?
And no mention at all by anyone in the comments.
Sheesh.
I can tell I am going to have to step it up. Borrow some words from MDM, possibly try to out-elucidate her, if that is possible. Plagiarize some slings from SBA.
But no, I can't do that because that wouldn't be original. It wouldn't be unique. And above all, I am not a sheep.
I know why I only got 13 syllables at the end of your blog.
It's because nana is Cupcake.
Jealousy is a sad thing, Mr. tr ig.
perhaps i need an evil twin. a naughty nom de guerre, a sinister pseudonym... an angry alias even.
I think calling Nana a Cupcake was some kind of inslut unknown.
His has no frosting of course.
Julie dear. **waving hello**
I am sure Trig loves us taking over.....
Of course, he hasn't conversed with me in a while so he could be past being Cupcake and just being a guy and withdrawing instead of telling me straight, up front, that he no longer wants to be Cupcake.
I keep picturing the kind of Cupcake he reminds me of. Chocolate cake, cream filling, a swirl of buttercream frosting. Decadent.
This is why Mr. tr ig only gave me 13 syllables. *sniff*
Still there. Still free.
You could frost Nana with any kind of ah, things you wanted to...lol...
This is the best we can do I suppose.
Loriane honey, you are just too sweet and nice.
Let your hair down or smoke some good herb.
It helps everything that ails ya...
*Running for Mission's party, sparklers trailing behind...*
Anyone lit the Bar-Be-Que yet??
**waving back at Julie**
where is Margaret??
Come out you bunch of lurkers>>>
add to that the fact that i have no unresolved anger issues requiring me to vent at strangers and in general no misdirected axes to grind...
oh look! there it is! i'm BORING... no wonder nobody fights with me.
*waves* hi trigger! fun post
@ Phyllis: Did you just imply that I'm not as smart as Margaret the unemployed Stay At Home Hooker? You BITCH! How insluting! That calls for more rum dammit! HEY! Cupcake head! Fetch! *snap snap*
I would never openly imply that you and Margaret weren't equivalent in intelligence and originality of comments aimed at inspiring great bouts of conversational mendacity.
Did she learn that technique from Amy?
Insluts and outsluts - new category. I hate those virtual margarita machines...just make my mouth water but nothin' happens. And my for-real Liquor Cabinet seems to be empty.
Hm. Young people sure do have a lot of time on their hands these days. (I include Arther Louis in this comment, as he does not seem to be either so old, or so wise, to me.) This explains a lot.
Still stuck formulating my response to Margaret. What a creature. MTN . . too- fucker.
So jes sayin' I'm behind, and all that.
@lorianne: i think we're already evil twins except when i'm being margaret's evil twin or rita's or amy's or julie's or ... we could have Evil Octuplets!!! @serenita, are you in? you get the map. i've got a shovel. and a good memory. heh. people are going to be shaking in their boots, as my midwestern grandma used to say. i think she was one of those original pirate wimmin. :)
With all this talk about Asia's panty color do we even know if she's wearing them? Because a true blowsy inslut wouldn't.
Phyllis, I don't stir dander, won't even go near it. Unless it gets stuck in my craw of course. As for Nana being a Cupcake, I'd have to say based on the picture he'd be a red velvet cupcake. The cream cheese frosting most people seem to like on red velvet cake would probably feel good.
Candace, you're never too old to be an inslut. In fact, age is a requirement. Girls are sluts. It takes years of experience to be an inslut. And blowsy inslut - that's one of those intangible things that only a few attain.
Chocolate fudge with chocolate chips- like those Otis Spunkmeyer double chocolate muffins. Buttercream frosting. Yum.
i swear, i still break out into spewing laughter every time i think of art louis saying that nana and amy are the same person. seriously.
maybe we should ask art how his cupcake is? or not.
Margaret, it's your Cupcake. Have fun!
Amy, Asia, I'm totally in. One of us gets to be the model. The obvious one is Asia. There's a shoot director/photographer. I see Amy in that role. There is a wardrobe mistress. That will be me. I know how to be a mistress. In fact, I'm sometimes called Mistress Sirenita.
Amy, I share a love for dove gray, but it would look drab with camo. Sorry. Crimson it will be, though we might experiment with burnt orange.
INslut though? I'm thinking more OUTslut. Too much attention to semantics?
Where is Kim Gamble, and Joisey REDUX?
Well, yeah... but on me that all looks *good*.
And just wait'll you see what I can do with the ol' club foot when I'm vibrating with one of my frequent violent seizures!
& about nanatehay with cream cheese all over his head & what ELSE is up asia's skirt :-P ~ ( 'scuse me ... mmmppfff ... whooo-hoo ! thanks, mate )
& fish & things. & a bit about ...ppppfffftttt !! You can't say that here !! F off ! No, YOU f off ! ( 'scuse me, MTN just saw a woman ... )
Re. Amy, my team of Mediterranean researchers discovered she is a rare Sicilian Shapeshifter, kind of like a combo vampire, werewolf and zombie with Yeti and Loch Ness monster undertones. And her great-grandmother on her father's side was a chupacabra. So beware! She could be anything or anyone.
Daffy & Duff seem to have hit it off nicely; I assume the tequila helped with the language barriers. As for the clubfoot - I don't know what to say about the clubfoot. I wonder who's going to climb the coconut tree first.
trig, I'm sorry but you can never be a blowsy inslut. Girls-only; it says so right above the clubhouse door.
What?
Anyways, I am glad that Nana-Amy-Buttinside can finally come out and be free as his=-her==its true self!! I knew for years but was sworn to secrecy!!!!
Or something....my spell chexxr is broken so.....
Hugs hugs kiss kiss...I miss the old days, when a man could wear a dress, some crotchless panties, call himself a lesbian and not be bothered!!
THE GOOD OLE DAYS OF OPEN.SALON!!
I'm wearing my red panties right now!! Giggle!!!
~goes back to reading the comments~
You bastards crash out too early!!! Must be nap time at the ole folks' home....~wanders off to piddle on some flowers~
Well, as a "bella donna Siciliana" I just needed a cute nap as opposed to "the Sasquatch from Ohio" aka Mad Dog Margaret who needs to do that hillbilly Rip Van Winkle thing of hers.
BTW, I'd forget about the tequila and cupcakes. You DON'T want to eat anything that looks like Nana's head, FFS, and I'm pretty sure Kim & MTN finished every drop of booze in the place.
In fact, I think they are down to the last cigarette. At least I think it must be the last by the way they are passing it back and forth, holding in the smoke and giggling. Freaking wankers!
at least, I knew not to try to drink my coffee this morning before reading...
Must be a blowsy inslut kind of day...
Amy, you rock on honey...
I'm thinking about forty bucks worth.
Just read through comments again with many grins so thanks one and all that came to play... yeah, kina like the good ol' days of gutter krew shenanigans. Good times...
Thanks!
"Please don't comment on my blog. I have stumbled across your work in the past, and it made me gag, but as you know I didn't comment. I am sure we can co-exist on this site if we stay away from each other. Just don't come on my blog and remind me that you are here."
Good freaking lord. What the hell is up with this guy? If anyone is a threat to OS civility, it's got to be this wacko.
You are now officially a member of the select, but RAPIDLY growing "Banned from Arthur Louis Land Society" (aka B.A.L.L.S.).
The membership currently, I think, consists of Nanatehay, Margaret, you and me... well, there's Tink too but he's sorta... ummmm... you know!
BTW, peeps... It's B.A.L.L.S. Open Membership Month! All it takes to join is leaving a post on Artie's blog that he doesn't like. Then you to will receive you Commererative "Don't Ever Post Here Again! And While You're At It Get The Hell Off My Grass, Dammt!" Private Message directly from Artie himself!
No purchase necessary.
@ Nanatehay: you should really consider forming a Men's Auxiliary.
B.A.L.L.S. Hilarious! Obviously I haven't offended him enough to gain entry. Will have to remedy that!!
http://youtu.be/o8VZX4sHn-4
And he was like, NUMMY!! THE FROSTING TASTES FUNNY THOUGH!!
And I said, TRIG MAKES THE BEST FROSTING BUT HE ALWAYS FORGETS TO ADD THE VANILLA!!!!
And then I went home and took a nap. I am part of G.N.A.D.S (Got no awesome diddy squat) too!!!
We meet every Tuesdays in front of the grocery store, the one with the bars on the window and the security guard with the shotgun.
Good times in that neighborhood!! We eat Cheeze Puffs till the afternoon and then run from the police.
The one who gets caught is called, DUM DUM till next week!!
Good times!!!!
Screwie Artie Louie has a new post up. It's about his last post, which his is now calling a "Quest for Civility".
I'm pretty sure he's trying to bump you off the most viewed list doubling down on the meta meta thing.
(good time to qualify for B.A.L.L.S. though. Especially as how you even got honorable mention in his post!).
P.S. @Asia: You let Trig eat his own frosting in bed? Would a great big "EWWWWWW" be out of order???
Would someone tell Phyllis from conservativeville that she has a fine chance of being comment 100?
Yes I saw Arthur's post and left a comment... might even still be there. I took the mediator tack.
Play hard to get, like all, teeheehee!! Giggle!!
ONE OH ONE!!!
What'sa matter? Asia insisting that she be the only one with balls in the house? (yours obviously!)
I know! You can for an auxiliary to BALLS. You could call it BALL-LESS (Banned from Art Louis Land - Lads Emasculated Socially Section)
-R-
Candace got 100 YAY! Still, my heart bleeds for Phyll
Tink, there is no ed i tor. Just some avatar with an impossible name. This place is in a shambles. They even let US post stuff.
Sorry I missed 100, but I am going for the more esoteric numbers now. Aiming for 100 would be too predictable.
Fuc u site!! I DON'T WEAR PANTS!!
Especially after we called Kerry a cod sucker!!
Okay, well, I called him a cod sucker!!
Teehee! Cod sucker!!
COD SUCKER!!
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF COD SUCKERS!!
Except the ladies, they TROUT SUCKERS!!
TROUT SUCKERS!!!
Sorry I'm ruining the moment, were we should be celebrating the calm after the storm.
So fucking peaceful.
Ahhhhhh.......
TROUT SUCKERS!!!
And so is Trig!!!
And the rest of you as well!!!
I LOVE CHOPPED LIVER!! MMmmmmmmmm.....
And walleye for me lady!
Leaving now!!!
~nodding~
Cold pickles?
Make me throw up but I LOVES THEM!! :(
:D
The elusive trouser snake can be lured out by some red snapper!! Mmmmm....red snapper....
God damn, now I'm hungry.....
I got some hot dogs in the fridge!!!
Limpy, cold hot dogs...but still.....
I was civil as fuckall... When I asked Artie on his post if the reason he banned Margaret, Darla and me, but no guys, was because he only has a thing for other men.
He still deleted it! There's no making the man happy!!!!
LIFE CAN'T GET MORE PERFECT THAN THIS!!!
SHEETS STRAIGHT FROM THE DRYER????
God is good!! ALL THE TIME!! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
If so I need to know cuz I need to cancel your monogrammed Members Only jacket with Rita.
Darla? You blogged that and I missed it?
Sorry about my comment at Arthur's regarding you. Yeah I used his disdain for you a little bit there to get my point across.
Am glad he apologized, but like Myriad says, he may just be TOO cranky at this point in his life to be congenial.
Amy... Amy, Amy Amy... with your bella donna Siciliana culo. What to do with you?
And I want one, dangling bits of balls and blowsy inslut wimmen on the front and back.
Maybe some cake should be served....
Tea anyone??
He has called me a "Nazi" and more, on a few different occasions.
oh, and then we're all a pack and none of us can write and we're all stupid and ... what other insults did he sling? i forget. so i say pfffft again. i don't go to his blog except to watch the occasional train wreck, and i don't comment on his blog because he's not worth my time, nor are the usual gordon-o wannabees converging on his current post. pah. asshats.
That's my polite Canadian version (oops, can you see the steam coming out of my ears?!)
I'd rather ignore the old bastard and let him stew alone in his soiled diaper.
Rated for cycles within circles.
Hopefully (if) he gets the ridiculousness of all this crap.
Sigh... good morning my friends :D
People may be hard on him, but he certainly does ask for it IMHO
http://open.salon.com/blog/trig_palin/2009/09/03/the_ravenous_wolf_murderers_of_idaho
Now go back to washing Mistress Asia's sheets like a good little subby.
Well, it's either that or your pissed about Nana being a "Frosted" member of BALLS and you're not. It COULD be one of those sibling rivalry things. That's most likely it, I'm thinking.
Maybe a little of both.
You'd prolly be ecstatic to be a cup caked headed, curmudgeon who suffers from AIDS ( Accidentally, I Delete Shit).
All I know is, perdition is in my phone's dictionary (too cool), and I am waiting on my car to be serviced after buying 45 little cans of cat food for Puff and a bag of kibble and I need to be entertained.
Here trig, you canz haz some of my marbles!! I found them in the toilet in the men's room!!!!
Yes, they do smell minty don't they!!!!
Yes, Nana can come over and play too!! But only if he gets some of those nifty records from Arthur. Yes, yes, Arthur can come over too, tell him to bring a record player, them ole Edisons records won't play in our CD player!!
Stupid technology!!!!
OOOOOOOO, DOES YOUR BUBBLE GUM LOSE ITS FLAVOR ON THE BED POST OVER NIGHT!!!!
DON'T ROLLER SKATE IN A BUFFALO HERD, YOU MIGHT GET POO ON YOUR ROLLER SKATE, OR YOU MIGHT GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!!
OOOOH SUZEANNA, OH WHATCHA GOIN' TO DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU!!!
God, I'm bored!!
Somebody say something funny!!!
Damn it.......who brought the booze??? HELLO???
~SHAKES HIS PAW AT THE OS~
You will rue the day you were ever born!!!
~wanders off to look for Baby, does this look infected to you?~
Classic from 1918!!!!
Think I'll smoke a joint and go play skin flute
on the back porch for the neighbors.
I might go over to the neighbor's and just sit on their porch with them. Man, they get some primo stuff!! Contact high. I LOVE college kids!!!!!!!!
Plus it was a pretty day, not too hot, just right. Awesome time to clean the gutters too(been plugged up for years!! Finally got the leave and dirt ball to drop so the water could flow and not overrun!!! Stupid high gutters and short ladder!! PFFFFT!!!
God, I felt like some timber company clear cutting an entire hill of pines!! I did the evil laugh and everything, like this, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ah well, think tomorrow, I might clean the kitchen and maybe the living room and masturbate to the weather channel later.
Life is good for an All-American Reject like myself!!! Woooo!!!!