They survived harvest last year because I'd lost all interest in gardening after 30 days straight of 105f. They were covered then anyway in the dead midget red corn remnants, purple swiss chard that I never even ate, wild-crazed arugula gone to seed- not to mention weeds of a hundred varieties.
There they lived the unusually mild winter, possibly because insulated by all that . . . crap.
This spring they sprung anew into life, to the point where the neighbors called me 'the guy who grows onions.'
Going to seed with the tops reminding me of the Moscow skyline, I pulled them, so as to start the garden again, just because. Turn the soil my Grandpa told me and it stuck although I fully realize that in two months it'll look like it did last year again, or maybe not! Yeah it will.
So I plowed by shovel and started tomatoes and peppers, setting the onions on the back porch, pondering possible French soup recipes yesterday.




Then, this morning, THIS!
Even the four that we had cut the flesh and roots from and threw on the grill with the yellow squash and zuchini last night.... the Moscow tops were reaching for the sun!
They're still out there too... and I'm left to contemplate..
... how to deal with them humanely. Damn


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~nodding~ Yeah, once it hits the Hot/Humid phase here, I lose interest in a lot of things except sitting in front of the A/C!!!
You cannot deal with them humanely!!!
RUN NOW!! :(
:D
I'll send ya some of my mint the previous owners planted, man, I hit that stuff with the lawn mower, mmmmm, minty!!!
:D
(The neighbor's dog only pees on them on days that end in Ys!!! :D)
Chop up the bulbs & marinate them ; dry the stalks & smoke them.
& what zuma said
On a related vegetable, I once say Iggy Pop -- I think on Letterman -- shirtless and shoeless, but with a bundle of broccoli worn like a necklace or a Lakota chest plate. After his goofy performance of some goofy song, he proceeded to throw the broccoli to the audience.
Say, maybe you could pull an Iggy!
sliced thinly and served in a salad with sliced oranges.
hamburgers. salad. the usual.
but quiche is the best...saute them in butter with lots of salt and pepper...some of that cognac...throw them in a raw decent pie crust and pour beaten eggs and cream over them and bake until the whole mess stops jiggling.
also if theyre still a bit bitter, add a little sugar with the salt while and watch them slowly break down in the butter.
I say gasoline is the answer. Not sure if it's safe or even remotely legal, but fire + onions = well....fire.
Nice pics, btw!