Yes folks TRIG (soundbite), roll-on in a d'''do shaped applicator.
" Trig Deodorant (1959) - This product did quite well with their slogan "The staying power a man needs" until its users figured out it really was just a deodorant."
OK, so I'm stealing the idea from a long ago era, but surely the patent has run out.
I can sell it to Amanda Knox who is assuredly not a man but probably has swarthy Italian man sweat all over her at this point. Ewwww!
And then I'm hitting Wall Street to sell to all the stinky protesters, at a discount of course.
TRIG won't trickle? Isn't messy? Wellll, it's advertising, and I'm stealing it.
Thanks to Barry B. Doyle for sending the link to the flickr page with the color image shown above... Barry, I'm cutting you in!!!