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news from home
Hey Kiddo.
I miss ya as always. Funny, but after we talked on the phone the other night while me and Jenny were camping, I thought of lots I forgot to tell you, or ask you . . . plus other stuff has happened since then, so I decided to just… Read full post »
I'm sorry Mom
I need to apologize to my mother for, first of all, the size of my head. By all reports, the birth, her first, was painful. She was barely 19 and still a newlwed to my Dad, who was pretty charming back then. He remained often charming; a good dad in those… Read full post »
more on mortality and insanity
No Herr Rude, you dick, I did not say morality. You hold the patent on that. I would never dare tread on your territory - - - of morals, moralness, and by default--presbyterianism. I speak here and now of morality with an extra T... say it with me: MOR-TAL-UH-TEE, which you should
… Read full post »is it sex if you don't come? (112 finis')
The brunette I'd met at re-hab said "oh no, I'm bumming you out aren't I."
We were locked in a mating clutch on the couch in my mothers' living room, at long last, when I noticed she was checking her fingernail polish for chips. At least that's what she appeared to be… Read full post »
111: and then, I was alive again
Part of the appeal of re-hab is the novelty. Not being on drugs is a buzz in itself, something so different, that it is, well . . fun. If one is constantly high on nothing but life, then takes recreational drugs, we enjoy feeling different. Same goes for people that areconstantl
… Read full post »the pit of dopeless functionality c:109
[I don't like to write 'series' blogs, yet have proceeded to do it anyway. "Rehab intro" is here. "Chapter 108: the commencement of re-hab," is here.]
My chaotic childhood lacked structure-- that, was a thought I remember after checking in to re-hab. When it was time to wake up as a/… Read full post »
chapter 108: the commencement of re-hab
The judge actually gave me a break by 'sentencing me' to re-hab. Could have just as well been the state penitentiary. What a great country this is, ya know, where a small percentage of us who commit crimes against ourselves are NOT sent to prison, but instead to drug
… Read full post »re-hab intro
It wasn't my choice to go to drug and alcohol "re-hab," but as it played out, I loved the place. Possibly the most memorable 27 consecutive day period of my adult life, possibly because I wasn't drunk or on dope. It was there that I learned why they call it dope, and who
… Read full post »the spring breedings
The weather is finally springish. Grass is greening in clumps. Red-purple buds on maple trees chomp chomp chomping at the bit, fantasizing about the glories of life as fully realized leaves, dreaming of converting sunshine to CO2 - oh boy! Obese robins tracking down winter-skinny wo
… Read full post »if martial law happens tomorrow?
The bad news.. we are all going to die!
The good news? We won't be meeting Reaper G and the Scythes at an Obama internment camp.
Would someone please explain to me why "martial law" is discussed in terms other than fiction/fantasy in the Ugly States of America? And if y… Read full post »
deadly love handle bath tub suction effect
Baths or showers?
Seems most prefer showers. Me, I'll do a shower if I have to, but given the choice I run a bathtub of pure hot water, let it cool to where I can barely stand it, then slip in slowly with a hesitant wince, and an ahhh!
Yeah… Read full post »
frying pan to fire, but . . . was it rape?
The following is an attempted reconstruction of real events as they were related to me orally.
Emily was her daddy's little darling. Was being the operative word. Was, until she grew tits and ass.
Daddy was youngest of eleven children from an Ohio hill family, a war veteran, and… Read full post »
the godawful horror known as St. Patrick's day
March 16, 2013... 2:11pm
Eleven minutes shy of ten hours 'til it's officially St. Patrick's day central time. The weather is shaping up to be exactly what we here in shit central the beautiful heartland expect every March 17th.
Forget that Thursday and Friday (yest… Read full post »
numerology + civil disobedience at Chik-fil-a
crossposted from oursalon.net where you can choose fonts and font sizes and they even have spell check.. no kidding
I've been considering the significance of numbers for about six months now, since Sept 11, 2012 actually. I remember thinking I was sick of hearing "9/11" t… Read full post »
daylight savings time Sunday blues (BNS)
Sunday bloody Sunday, March 10th, the year 13~
Today I awoke at 8am, a good hour earlier than usual. Jenny, sitting in the recliner in her favorite martini glass and toothpicked olive pajamas, laptop positioned where one would expect, looked up wide-eyed and marveled at my early arrival to the… Read full post »
droning on on droning - American on American mayhem
prostate problems pissing me off
Some days I can piss mad torrents, the sheer force of my urine stream splashing toilet water and turgid pee out of the bowl and beyond. Other days my malevolent diseased prostate gland swells to the size of a nerf football, taking up space normally occupied by my bladder, which… Read full post »
sad true tales of drugs and jails (and murder)
I had never before heard of a house with the electrical fuse panel outdoors, but so it was at John's place. Someone switched off the main out there, sometime around midnight, purposely. John went out to check, and was shot, twice. Once in the torso from the hedges, then
… Read full post »open call: 1 to 10 scale~vomit virgin - hurling whore?
Explosion at JJ's Restaurant, Kansas City, with pictures
We saw it on the late news last night. JJ's Restaurant on the famed Country Club Plaza in Kansas City, Missouri . . . evaporated as if someone had made Marvin the Martian very angry, at approximately 6pm. Horror stories---first hand accounts of people seen leaving the building covered in blood a… Read full post »
Interesting phone call from E in Okinawa re: sexuality
beware Los Angeles: armpit of America
Los Angeles.. what can I say?
A lot, okay.
When I was a kid,
a small one,
we'd fly out there
on TWA . .
. . . for free because my dad worked at TWA, and his sister, my Aunt Edith lived in Pasadena which as far as I'm
… Read full post »
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