Life on Almosta Ranch
- Doniphan, Missouri, USA
- February 08
- I am a simple man who has lived a simple life for sixty years. I have not dined with movie stars nor Kings and Queens. I have not walked the halls of power, nor have I been a mover and a shaker.
I have, however, been a soldier, a tinker, a jack of all trades. I have raised five children....I have been loved and I have loved.
I do not see grand designs nor do I chase afer them. Instead, I listen to the heartbeat of the land and I rejoice in a bird's song in the morning.
Do not come here seeking answers for I have none. I do have questions which I will ask you constantly though.
I do not believe in aruging so Politics will not be discussed in my blog. I do not care what your personal beliefs are for you are free to believe as you will...please allow me to do likewise.
I have never been rich, but I have always been poor. Being poor however has never stopped me from feeling rich.
I feel rich because I have the love of a good woman. Melinda completes me. She gives me the peace of mind and soul required to write about life without regrets and without envy of those who might have more. She is my world. Almosta Ranch is our heaven and we are happiy. This is what I want to share with you in this blog.
MY RECENT POSTS
- The Great Escape: Piggy Style!
November 19, 2013 11:14AM
- Two Old Dogs
November 13, 2013 02:35PM
- What If....Considering the
October 31, 2013 05:22AM
- The Big Bang Theory
October 21, 2013 11:50AM
- A Time of Troubles
October 19, 2013 09:46AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Now this made me laugh
out loud. Thanks
- “Classic! Let's just hope
he gets lost though before
December 07, 2013 08:39PM
- “Humm...it must be true,
what they say: Every day's
December 07, 2013 08:36PM
- “Seven degrees and a foot
of snow on the ground and I
look at this? Oh
December 07, 2013 10:30AM
- “Ah Lezlie, when one
heart reaches out to comfort
heart then it will not
December 06, 2013 04:49PM
David McClain's Links
I have been retired now for almost three years and I have come to notice a certain phenomenon. At least once a week something happens in my life which cruelly reminds me that I am not some rich, lecherous, old man living out his golden years on a sandy beach watching… Read full post »
As daylight broke on a frosty Winter morning the old dog lay curled up on the couch, sleeping soundly in the warm, dark living room. His massive head lay upon the soft cushion of the couch as his hind legs twitched spasmodically; dreams of long ago younger days when he ran… Read full post »
Yesterday was something of an eye-opener for me. I was forced, for the first time in over twelve years to consider what this world would hold for me without the woman I love standing at my side.
It all started yesterday morning. Mel loves to go out to the barn… Read full post »
To paraphrase Lewis Carroll’s famous work Jabberwocky, “The time has come, “ The walrus said, “To talk of many things: of shoes and ships---of sealing wax---of cabbages and kings…..and Practical Jokes.”
Ever since I was old enough to hide my momma’s favori… Read full post »
Four times over the past two days I have started this blog entry only to abandon it halfway through the writing. I have come at the subject in different ways, none suitable for conveying my ideas my way.
I tried to be metaphoric and draw parallels with what’s happening now… Read full post »
This morning, around eight o’clock, a large thunderstorm struck here on Almosta ranch. Now I know that is not really news for here in the Heartland we are accustomed to many such storms this time of year and this one was not larger or more violent than many we had experienced… Read full post »
The other day I found an old photograph that I had saved from my previous computer. It was a shot, taken by my wife, of my grown daughter sitting in my lap and giving me a hug.
I posted the picture on FB and my daughter reminded me of something… Read full post »
Last week I had the pleasure of watching the complete Lonesome Dove mini-series which was aired on AMC. I remember the first time I read the Larry McMurtry novel. I had read that a mini-series was in the works based on the book and it sounded interesting so as I always… Read full post »
I have discovered over the years that if you watch animals enough you will find that we share many common traits with our four-legged friends. Nowhere is this more evident than in morning rituals.
Just like her human companions, Miss Snickers, the mini-pig, has her own special rituals she… Read full post »
Indeed, these are strange days we are living though and at times it really does seem as though we have all slipped down the rabbit hole into a different reality.
Our President come out and declares that he will launch a strike on Syria. Then, after a week of threatening,… Read full post »
Yesterday, after being deluged on the TV and Internet by the Miley Cyrus stories, I couldn’t stand it any longer and I yelled out to my wife:
“Mel, what the hell is ‘Twerk’ and when did it get added to the language? Did I miss that memo?”
She shrugged.… Read full post »
As some of you might know I am in the process of starting a KickStarter project to fund my new book. Well Amazon.com handles the contributions to the project and I have been trying for four days to complete the forms they require to set up an account. Well this morning,… Read full post »
Those small moments bordering between dark and dawn are some of my favorite times of the day. Sometimes I stand out on my porch with a cup of coffee and just soak in ambiance of the Earth.
If I am really lucky I get to witness what I believe is… Read full post »
Music is my companion when I write, so it has been since I first began to put words to paper. Music serves as a vehicle that transports me to new worlds, new realities and it opens my mind and makes me able to find the right words to convey the word… Read full post »
A little over one month ago I announced, in this space, that I was beginning work on a new project. It was to be a book aimed at pre-teens and teenagers called: Booker, the Barn Dog of Almosta Ranch. This work was to be the start of a series of books… Read full post »
If you ever find yourself in the position of needing to kill a couple of sixty-year old people I have stumbled upon the perfect plan to do that and get away with it.
My wife’s sister passed away a year ago after a long battle with Cancer. During the last three… Read full post »
I have always believed that if you can leave people smiling you will indeed, have a place to come back to. I have tried to reflect that attitude in my blog and most of the time I have succeeded, though of course there have been times I have failed.
I always… Read full post »
Like the rest of the country, Monday afternoon, I sat glued to the television watching the unfolding tragedy in Moore, Oklahoma. Like everyone else I was dismayed by the destruction and loss of life, especially the young children, but I was not surprised. I also realized that as sure as night… Read full post »
Any of you who have blogged on Open Salon for any length of time probably know BuffyW. It has been my great good fortune to call this fine lady “friend” for the past seven or eight years, long before our Open Salon stint.
She is not only my friend online,… Read full post »
A few of you might remember the entries I wrote about Squeaker, the sickly newborn pig we tried unsuccessfully to nurse back to health. If you remember that, you will also remember that Booker, or little baby-loving dog, adopted the pig as his own.
Booker would lay next to the… Read full post »
Yesterday I was sitting on the porch, minding my own business, enjoying my morning. Just another peaceful day in paradise. I didn’t get to enjoy all that peace for very long though. Mel came out on the porch and informed me that she was going to go ahead and feed the… Read full post »
No matter when I write a blog entry, I always picture a certain scene.
It is late afternoon and the Summer sun is streaming through the trees....
You, the reader are sitting with me here....on my front porch and just having a good conversation.
I don't deal so much… Read full post »
They say that hindsight is 20/20 and that is true. I can look back now and see that the incubator was a bad idea. At the time though, when Mel proudly showed me the thing she had picked up second-hand at a yard sell, I was all for it.
The incubator… Read full post »
I can tell a lot about a person by watching his horses. That may sound strange to a lot of people, but actually the way horses act in their home pasture mirrors the sort of treatment they receive from their owners. Their actions also let me know just how comfortable their… Read full post »
There is an unwritten rule among McClain men that has been passed down from generation to generation. You never talk about, or plan excessively, a fishing trip. If you do, then it is guaranteed to turn to crap at the drop of a hat.
So it was with me when I… Read full post »