Life on Almosta Ranch

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David McClain

David McClain
Location
Doniphan, Missouri, USA
Birthday
February 08
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I am a simple man who has lived a simple life for sixty years. I have not dined with movie stars nor Kings and Queens. I have not walked the halls of power, nor have I been a mover and a shaker. I have, however, been a soldier, a tinker, a jack of all trades. I have raised five children....I have been loved and I have loved. I do not see grand designs nor do I chase afer them. Instead, I listen to the heartbeat of the land and I rejoice in a bird's song in the morning. Do not come here seeking answers for I have none. I do have questions which I will ask you constantly though. I do not believe in aruging so Politics will not be discussed in my blog. I do not care what your personal beliefs are for you are free to believe as you will...please allow me to do likewise. I have never been rich, but I have always been poor. Being poor however has never stopped me from feeling rich. I feel rich because I have the love of a good woman. Melinda completes me. She gives me the peace of mind and soul required to write about life without regrets and without envy of those who might have more. She is my world. Almosta Ranch is our heaven and we are happiy. This is what I want to share with you in this blog.

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APRIL 9, 2012 12:52PM

"Downsizing" continues: The arrival of Sparkles and Rosie

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Yesterday, while most folks were busy hiding Easter eggs or visiting with family, Mel and I were on the road going to meet the two latest acquisitions of Almosta Ranch: Sparkles and Rosie, two Juliana Pigs.

Sparkles is only six weeks old while Rosie is about three months old. Neither pig will get any bigger than about thirty pounds or the size of a small dog. These pigs are strictly pets and not meant for eating. They are clean and intelligent animals that can be litter-box trained and make excellent pets which sell anywhere from two hundred to a thousand dollars apiece.

Separating them from their human mother proved to be very traumatic for both the little girls so we will spend the next couple of weeks acclimating them to their new home and bonding with them before we move them into their permanent pen in the barn.

The girls venture out to explore their new home. We will "crate" them for the first couple of weeks, like you would a small dog in the house.

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the girls enjoy their first meal. Even when grown, these pigs eat only about a half cup of food, twice a day.

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The little girl on the left is the older pig, Rosie. Sparkles is the one of the right.

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OMG, first the goats, now the pigs. So much beauty and joy. Congratulations./r
Color me jealous. Those are neat little piggies!
Rosie's face is so beautiful! They are really cute.

Lezlie
Oh my goodness! Too stinking cute!
Looks like they could make a couple of great pigs in a blanket.
So very cute!! Congrats on your new babies.
I bet this wasn't an impulse acquisition, right? They are smart & affectionate & like all pets; will give you all kinds of joy & laughs as time goes by. R
I know what my wife is going to say just as soon as I e-mail this post to her--she'll want one! Those are a couple of cutie, David. Now if you can do like the French who train pigs to search out truffles--teach them to hunt morrels!
These two are so adorable! Your "family" just keeps on growing :)
You sir are hopeless... great post, great pics!
Be careful. Pigs are wicked smart. These cuties will have you wrapped around their little fingers....er hooves...in no time flat. R
How very sweet!!! I will have to hide this from my daughter....
I'll bet they still have no idea how lucky they are.
I'm sure they'll adjust to their new home very quickly and soon be out there ready to meet all the other creatures on Almosta ranch.

I predict some great writing fodder ahead too.
They are too cute! Tell us again, how this "down-sizing" works?
Very cute. I almosta want one... But I will behave and live vicariously through yours. When will you get the boy?
"Even when grown, these pigs eat only about a half cup of food, twice a day." Well, so much for the expression "eating like a pig."

Have fun with the new family members.
Oh, they are so cute! I'm sure they will soon adjust to their new home.
How did you know I have a thing for black and white spots? Especially on critters as adorable as these?
How adorable! I hope we get to see photos as they grow.
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So,this is downsizing?

I like this kind of downsizing. It's adorable.
This little piggie went to Almosta...

Adorable. And yes, they are smart as whips. Look out when they get a little older and cna out think your dogs!
Almosta Ranch is a ranch of enormous heart.
With enormous hearts inside the owners...
Loving this David and Mel....
OMG...you make me laugh with your perfect title!
They're soooo cute I won't say anything about my love for pork!

Double (triple, really) congrats, David!