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NOVEMBER 26, 2014 11:34PM

Happy Fruck a Turkey in the Butt Day!!



HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! Or Thursday to the rest of the world!!!


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NOVEMBER 25, 2014 10:39PM

If ya got to burn something down..........

Last night, I knew after the Grand Jury decision was read, there'd be looting, arson, etc. etc. 

I also knew it wouldn't be "March down the street to Rich Folks' Land and burn down a $100,000 a diamond jewelry store!" 

That'd be nuts! National Guard would have to be called in.… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 25, 2014 3:29AM

We would become heroes - Fiction

Fifth of December, before the world ended, not with a roar, but a soft whimper, a moan in the winter...

A young man in a dirty coat standing on the corner of the street begging for a meal, a few pennies for some beef bits, fat found in a dumpster.… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 23, 2014 1:27PM

I am a bully!!! Open is frucked.


I hiss at the mailman, I am a bully, and apparently, it's against the law!!

I growl at the cashier at Walmart, I am a bully, banned for life from Ladies' lingerie, why? Cause I wanted to try on the pantyhose!!

I am a bully.

I hiss, I growl, I… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 23, 2014 12:32AM

Pussy Kitty Does Round


12:38 AM here where I am, sitting wondering about life, where to go from here.

I open up Photoshop and begin doodling; utilizing some odds and end brushes, dipping the virtual brushes into the paint, to get my brain into order before crashing into bed for a deep sleep.

Life… Read full post »

Repost from today's exciting post @ Bubblews


Last night, as I walked through the cold, I talked to God.

"Hello God, it's me, Tinkerer, I think I need to talk."

Usually God doesn't appear for our talks but last night he did.

"Hello Tink, how are you? " he said,… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 19, 2014 3:52PM

A Christmas Story - The Stick.


Christmas time, a holiday where we show how much we care about each other by giving each other fruit cake.

I think that's how the holidays work.

My grandmother would always give me a stick as a Christmas gift.

"It's better than some gaming system! You can do so many… Read full post »


I was walking down the road, staring into the starry sky, wishing upon a few, just to be safe.


"I want to be rich!" and a meteor hit me in the head.


"What the heck? I said rich!" 


The stars giggled.


Stupid stars.


I kept… Read full post »


The other day as I sat by my pool at my mansion in Beverly Halls, Texas or France, I forget, I remembered the "Good ole days",  when I wrote every other hour on such things as monkey tuckers, brick layers, drinking Nyquil with your mom as we played checkers.

"King me!"… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 10, 2014 11:58PM

Re-Entry is a bitch - Fiction

I was standing on the mountain looking north to the burning sky.

It was a late afternoon; 3 or 4 PM by the time piece in my head.

I decided to sit down and watch it with awe, as it came closer, a burning pile of humanity known as Earth Two… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 9, 2014 1:49PM

Love lost - Killer of Giants


I stood at the edge of madness, my eyes towards the sky, when the world began to end.

Nobody knew it was ending, they were happy, screwing in love.

I was dead, inside, my mind thinking of love as a weapon, giants sleeping, winning wars in their sleep,… Read full post »

Remember tripping in the basement of that kid who always wanted to be part of something but never quite got there?

We'd go out to the park and play soccer while stoned on some pills he found in his mom's bedroom, which turned out to be birth control pills, but… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 7, 2014 12:16AM

Without our love - a Poem



How can I be, without you there?
I love you more than life itself,
How can this be?

I want to hold you, be with you,
How can this be, ten thousand miles away?

I'm stand on the edge of life, the end of the world a mile away, how… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 5, 2014 11:14PM

In the rain we felt alive

In the rain, we felt alive, the rain falling on our face, giving us hope, washing away the tears.

We felt the hand of God caress our face, the light of the clouds, streaking down towards us, made us feel as if we were standing in Heaven.

The movement of the… Read full post »

This December will be the 2nd year since Wifey's passing. I still feel like wandering off into the darkness and never come back.

Some of you told me to go see a therapist and I decided, HEY! Why not? There's a free clinic down the street who has a former high… Read full post »

Today, I read some comments on another post. They remembered the 'Good ole days' of Open.Salon.

"2010 was the year we were all together, one great big dysfunctional family!" said one blogger, her hand on the whiskey sour she was drinking with a cow from Baltimore.

"Fuck 2010!! 2009 was… Read full post »

I love you,
I hate you,
I need you,
I want you,
I don't know what to do?

I love you,
I hate you,
I can feel my heart breaking,
The tears coming from my eyes,
I want to run away,
Never speak again to you.

I love you,
I hate you,
I can't see myself without you,
Want to hold you in/… Read full post »

Over the last few (seemingly ten thousand) months, I have received tens (if not billions) of thousands email pleas for donations from different politicians and political parties.  

I know it's expensive to run for office, there's the ads, the campaign travels, the bribes, the hookers and well, s… Read full post »

OCTOBER 29, 2014 12:47AM

The last train to Dallas - Fiction


Dallas sat in the cabin he and his brother had built outside of town back in the summer of 1937. Back then, the town wasn't even a dot on the map, now, almost 70 years later, it was a booming city, a "Technology Town".

His brother was long dead, along… Read full post »

I was standing by the Lake of Fire, staring into the flames, enjoying the peace of the crackling.  My general, a small man from some other time and place than me, moved to my side.

"The angels are at the gate M'Lord." 

I nodded at him and reached for… Read full post »

He faced the mirror as he had done a thousand times before, looking at his makeup, the red nose, and he felt a pain in his heart.

"Five minutes to stage!" the man yelled who did such things a thousand times before.

"Jacko, are you alright?" the man said,

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OCTOBER 26, 2014 1:45AM

The old man and the Mountain - Fiction

The old man sat in his chair staring out the window into the cold, hard winter that blew around his apartment.

He had worked every mine from here to the Gulf since he was 13.

He had lied about his age at the first mine. The Man didn't care… Read full post »
OCTOBER 24, 2014 2:16AM

Such a great day, I think I will cry.


Today was such an awesome day, let me tell you about it, such a great day, I think I will cry.

Settle down in the chair over there and listen to my awesome day!

1. I was feeling depressed, way down in the dump. I decided to call the suicide… Read full post »