Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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JULY 27, 2014 1:58PM

Life as we know it - Chapter One

 


 Series is here....not making anything here at Open and Adooling doesn't give a shit!! HI! (Have reported Adsense issue and no response!!)

We were dancing in the hall,
We were standing against the wall,
Our lives about to end it all...

America had died, there was no one left to protec… Read full post »

JULY 24, 2014 5:09PM

State of Open.Salon -

Apparently, there's still a spammer on Open sweeping through the comment sections -

Dona Hulin has posted one post in their history called hey.   March 28th, 2012 is a long time to sit on an account. 

She probably hungry! 

Of course, there's no way to report such posts or person(s… Read full post »

July 22nd, 2014 - Butte, Montana USA

What's on TV - Hardball - Joan Walsh Roving Editor for something called Salon is guest on Russia.  Remember when Joan use to be onMSNBC a lot? Me neither!

I had toast.  With butter. 

I made some eggs, slightly runny but they were… Read full post »

JULY 22, 2014 4:10PM

My butt itches!

Dear Blog,

My butt itches.

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Your friend,

Bob.  Read full post »

...or he just wants my last ten dollars!

I'm thinking that but hey!

First, the letter - 

I don't have quite as much free time as I used to, Jason.

But no matter how busy things get, I always try to make time for a chance to get
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JULY 17, 2014 12:41AM

Waffle tacos stories

Everyone has a waffle taco story, that lover who doesn't care till you buy them waffle taco!!!

Mine is named Sarah J. Stoddle!!

She's hot.

Black hair, long legs, beautiful eyes, and a great personality!

I know, s0meone who wouldn't screw me over Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt!!!

She's very sexy!!!… Read full post »

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I'm sitting on a chair, black plastic, a librarian wants me to call her but I said, NO THANKS, I GOTTA SEDUCE OPEN SALON with my words of love, sex, fucking a banjo, etc. etc.

I want to post my awesome blogs I post at other sites here but… Read full post »

JULY 15, 2014 5:38PM

I PAINTED YOU NAKED.......

......IN THE DARK!!!

 

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You welcome!!!

monkey-scrotum   Read full post »

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Hi!!Hack the planet!!!

 

 

 

She knows your IP which is 22!! We all live together!! HI!!! ~wanders off~

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I am in love, I can't say why.


She is my everything, beyond the words in my hearts, I cannot make everything, I cannot make every promise a thing.


I wish you were here, in reality, making love to me, till the end of time, to my everything!


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JULY 11, 2014 11:18PM

HAIRLESS APE IN PANTYHOSE!

War is bad!

Rather have hairless apes in pantyhose!!!

 

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Good night and have a better tomorrow!!!  Read full post »

JULY 10, 2014 3:36PM

WHAT IS OPEN GOOD FOR?

The other day, I was cruising the Facebook, and spotted a discussion.

"The Cover is almost a year old! AND PEOPLE STILL POST THERE?! WHY?"

I wanted to jump into the pool but I didn't cause well, Facebook is for kitty pictures!

What is Open good for?

Discussions about… Read full post »

Sad sad post, make you cry. Real tears.  Boo hoo!! Cranky Cuss makes me cry!!!

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Boo hoo hoo!!!!

~wanders off into the thorn bushes~ Read full post »

JUNE 28, 2014 5:44AM

NAKED SQUIRREL - OMG!!!!

Hi!

How's everyone doing? It's 3:39 in the AM here in Beautiful downtown Butte, Montana.

A beautiful night for a naked squirrel to take over the blogging world!!

Naked Squirrel

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

I is beautiful!

bear-blinkkig-eyes"Look tasty too!"

Shaddup bear! This is my turn to write… Read full post »

June 25th, 2014 -


I am depressed.

Again.


I don't know what to do.


Love is fine but still, I am depressed. I love a lot of people. A few I would have sex with if the time and space thing came in to a close field of… Read full post »

INSANITY1

 

“Am I sane?” I asked myself in the room built to keep the insane in.

“No!” my imaginary friend, Todd, said from the corner, looking up towards the ceiling at imaginary butterflies there.

I tried to remember what I was doing here; how I had gotten there.

“… Read full post »

Virginia has decided that Eric Cantor, a vampire who hasn't been turned yet, needed to go bye bye and he, House Majority Leader, didn't even make it past the 1st round of Dancing with the Politics!

Many people were shocked. Amazed.

This defeat sent another into the second round of… Read full post »

JUNE 10, 2014 11:42PM

Puck Luck Muck - Duck!

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Awhile ago, back when I use to give a poop about stuff like monkeys on the moon, I wrote some posts with fuck in the title.  Mostly posts against the Spammers.

They have stayed in my archive, the only post being deleted was one against a spammer with no fuck… Read full post »

It was a very cold night, our nipples fell off and dropped to the ground.

"I needth my nipples!" she screeched, tearing off my fake beard.

We fell to the ground, in a perfect fit.

I stuck my cuck into her virginia and soon, we both were saying, "Oh yea!" and… Read full post »

Oh dear donkey, why do you look so sad?


Every time I see you, you have a sad look on your face and seem like you want to cry.


I'd be sad too if I was a donkey.


Some fat guy gets up on your… Read full post »

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Lately around here, there, everywhere, there has been some discussions on who are who and what is what.

I've discovered a secret, that will, ROCK THE WORLD OFF ITS HINGES!

1st discovery - there are only three "Reals" here on Open Salon. They're all from Salon. They're all cats.… Read full post »

Hi! I'm bored!!

Dustups here lately, well, lets be truthful, for a long time now, have been very boring.

"U mom dresses you funny!"

"Yeah, well, your ass is your mouth!"

BURN!

I remember a time when dustups were kind of fun to read, maybe comment, lick some toad, then move… Read full post »

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There I was on top of Dead Man's Hill, the sled in my hands, looking down the steep incline which then ended off a steep, cliff-like, drop off.


“You can do it!” Jimmy, my best friend on the block, screamed at the bottom. He had been… Read full post »

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