- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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AND FINDS IT!
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Open.Salon - WOO!
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No need to thank
Everytime I do one of these HOW TO BLOG thingies, thousands of Marketing sites jump on it which gets me millions of views.
And nothing says, HI MOM, I GOT MILLIONS OF VIEWS like HOW TO BUILD YOUR BLOG AUDIENCE.
So how do you BUILD YOUR BLOG AUDIENCE?
Sure the hell… Read full post »
NOTE: I wrote this many years ago, during my romantic period, when sex, drugs and fishes were my life. I just rediscovered it and wished to share it with my...uh.....what are we? Family? Sounds right! Enjoy!
The other night, I was lonely, so very very lonely. Me and my left hand had gotten into a fight, so I decided to hit the Craigslist, posting an ad from where love comes from, the liver.
THE AD -Okay not really. Wanna talk first then maybe move on… Read full post »
Been awhile, still holding my breath for an answer from the technical team. I doubt I will hear anything and right now, I don't care.
Salon.com is just a place to write about big heaving breasts and spread legs waiting for a horse cock to pump them full of lead.
Go… Read full post »
Today, I sat here, on my rump, watching the news and I heard that our government, The United States of Arming, wants to arm the penguins, to defeat some sort of evil, I'm guessing monkeys with lasers.
I'm not sure this is a good idea.
Yes they could defeat the monkeys… Read full post »
....I'm just guessing....still no words.......
The Technical Team is probably hitting Yahoo! Answers. I hope they find a solution soon. Especially for that rash some of them got! EWW!
Good night and have a better tomorrow. Read full post »
Hi! Tink is on vacation AGAIN and asked if I would step into the role or roll or monkey sex.
I'm here in New York City at an unnamed Media Something (Giant? Sure, why not! Tink also CEO of major media empire too!!! Just don't tell him it's an Etch-a-Sketch!!… Read full post »
The other day, I sent the tech support and the wizard of Salon, ADooling, an email(sent one in July as well again, I'd be dead if I was holding my breath)
I heard nothing so well, I decided there was nothing left to do but draw pictures of your mom naked.… Read full post »
A few moments ago, Old New Lefty and I were discussing THE RULES according to a still drunken cat and an old new lefty just home from the tropics.
Soon, the heads of Facebook interrupted us.
"We will pay you big bucks for these RULES!" they said, smiling at us.
"How… Read full post »
Why is it so hard to answer my question, why no ads?
You could tell me, we have decided to drop it for the consideration of something different. We'll tell you later.
But instead, I, the stupid fucking blogger, get nothing. Not even a reply that you have recieved my answer.… Read full post »
Into the glory we are bound, step by step, over rugged ground, to acquire that which keeps us going.
Life is what you make of it, or so the wise men say.
To the wind we send our wishes,
To the water, we send our dreams,
To the earth,… Read full post »
How's everyone doing?
I know it has been awhile since I've written anything on here.
It'll happen again!
Earlier today, I went walking after partaking in the game of every time a politician tells a lie on TV, you have to take a shot… Read full post »
Dear Governor Rick Perry,
I will not believe those Commie Liberals with their liberal cod sucking lies!! I know you would never misuse your powers.
You're like me, only use your powers for the good of society!!!
Them liberal freaks just don't know what's good for them!!
I made you a… Read full post »
Reposted from Bubbles - Depression Wearing Masks.
Every so often in my travels here on Open, I run into ads from SA that show up between the post and the comments.
I believe SA is an attempt by someone to make ad revenues without splitting too many ways with folks and that person put an ad within a… Read full post »
Over the last few weeks, going into months, I have learned a few things, many of them remembered for this post!
1. When a woman tells you to go f*ck yourself, don't take it as a challenge to see if you can(especially if she is still in the room. Yes, it… Read full post »