- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
MY RECENT POSTS
- Merry Christmas and a Happy
New Year Open.Salon!
December 19, 2014 07:46PM
- IN THE NEWS : Sony has no
balls, sad day for America!
December 17, 2014 06:03PM
- I HACKED THE PRESIDENT - HERE
YA GO SONY!
December 16, 2014 11:08PM
- More dates for me!!
Unprotected sex with a
December 14, 2014 10:09PM
- 6 Years and like 3 days ago -
Tink begins Blog - World ends
December 13, 2014 09:04PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Heron, ~nodding~ Seen
interviews of Depp about
- “So far, big blast!!!
- “Woman, rumballs are the
nope, outsourced this year!!
- “jmac, Thursday night
football on Saturday!! HOW CAN
December 19, 2014 08:22PM
- “Merry Happy St. Patty's
Day to you as well my friend!!
December 19, 2014 07:29PM
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! Aunty is out of prison for the first time in 2 years and well, that's about it.
Here's to the same cover in 2015!!!!!
It was announced today, BREAKING NEWS, that Sony has decided to pull "The Interview" as Hackers from Mars or North Dakota hacked The Sony Website (Trademark used with permission by their moms) stating, "You mocked Great Leader of Beloved Country (Detroit!) and will suffer horri… Read full post »
Apparently, according to the media giants, Sony or Chan's House of Fashion, got hacked and emails were leaked.
The emails were racist crap from people I haven't heard of, but that doesn't say much as I could care less what Hollywood.New York.Paris*(Texas) etc. etc. movie executive are doing whi… Read full post »
Over the last few weeks, I've been thinking about running back to Detroit, where the magic begun, and meet up with some old friends and burn down Cleveland but then, I check my email and bam, it's like Springtime in Paris only it's Winter in Butt, Montana.
Today's email came from… Read full post »
Note: Been a bad couple weeks, pop doing better, my mom, after starting to do better after couple days out of hospital, this morning, had a stroke. I missed the official Anniversary date of my blogging greatness but...anyways.......
DECEMBER 10, 2008 4:30AM
The very first blog from a cat named… Read full post »
I've been drinking kerosene!
I wrote bitchy letter to the head of Monkey Enterprises!
I don't expect a response and this will be my last anything about this. If they don't care, why should I! Another 30 bucks, I'll make 200 bucks at another site. Made 100 bucks with Open and… Read full post »
This week been a long week -
1. Pop still in bad place
2. Brought mom to hospital, she having issues.
3. Sent a nude photo of myself to sexy lady who sent me nude photo. She told me, YOUR PEE PEE IS CUTE!! Not a manly boost.
4. I… Read full post »
As I posted on Ben Sen post-
Can't make money without ads!! Adsense doesn't even track hits! I asked the people who fix stuff and they no answer!!
We no get pennies without ads!! Someone fucked up!! They deleted something, and no one knows how to fix! Adsense.com doesn't even… Read full post »
Oh lawd! I got another email lady date! This time, the subject was :
Don't rape my mind... JUST F**K ME!
I've done some mind fucks, so I'm ready coach, send me in.
This email was from Nora Maus.
Here's her picture -
Yay for selfies!!!
I went with… Read full post »
I checked my email today as I usually do with great joy in my heart and loins.
I always check my JUNK folder which translates to SO MUCH JOY, YOU'LL PEE BLOOD!!!
There, from Amy_frasher@amy-frasher.us, was an email titled,
You have a PRIVATE message from Amy Frasher
I didn't know an… Read full post »
It has been awhile but Open needs a new theme song, something catchy.
I know nobody is at the rudder of Open but well....
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! Or Thursday to the rest of the world!!!
Last night, I knew after the Grand Jury decision was read, there'd be looting, arson, etc. etc.
I also knew it wouldn't be "March down the street to Rich Folks' Land and burn down a $100,000 a diamond jewelry store!"
That'd be nuts! National Guard would have to be called in.… Read full post »
Fifth of December, before the world ended, not with a roar, but a soft whimper, a moan in the winter...
A young man in a dirty coat standing on the corner of the street begging for a meal, a few pennies for some beef bits, fat found in a dumpster.… Read full post »
I hiss at the mailman, I am a bully, and apparently, it's against the law!!
I growl at the cashier at Walmart, I am a bully, banned for life from Ladies' lingerie, why? Cause I wanted to try on the pantyhose!!
I am a bully.
I hiss, I growl, I… Read full post »
I was walking down the road, staring into the starry sky, wishing upon a few, just to be safe.
"I want to be rich!" and a meteor hit me in the head.
"What the heck? I said rich!"
The stars giggled.
I kept… Read full post »