Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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JANUARY 26, 2015 12:59AM

A Letter to the World - I haz a dream!

JANUARY 22, 2015 7:38PM

Open call - First time you had sex?

Happy post! Happy post! Time to get your crayons and some paper and Bill Cosby will do something after you drink the Jesus Juice spiked with Sleepy Time Stuff!!!

(Sung to the tune of Picture Pages! Picture Pages!)

Open Call! Open Call! It has been awhile since we had a… Read full post »

....but I guess I will. :(

 

~hug~

 

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When I die, there will be 80,000 cats escorting my platinum coffin to the great pyramid built just outside of Butte, Montana.

My 73 wives will be at the hair salon trying to look perfect to see their dearly departed husband off to the Great Beyond where he will be reunited… Read full post »

JANUARY 12, 2015 7:07PM

Oh Tom Cruise, I love you, but...

Today, after killing off a few future generations of mine, I hit the TV and hit guide. 

There on MTV was CATFISH: THE TV SHOW! I like catfish.  Deep fried. With okra. Nummy nummy!!!

But I was disappointed. No catfish. Nev and Max apparently go around, helping people discover that their… Read full post »

JANUARY 10, 2015 12:16AM

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

The big announcement is - I HEARD FROM TECH SUPPORT FROM OPEN!

"Really!?"

Nah, just kidding!!!

That'd be a miracle of Jesus has come back from Cleveland size.

Them bastards haven't even sent me a "We looking into the issues!" (Psst - there's no tech support. They were sold off to… Read full post »

JANUARY 9, 2015 12:28AM

Hi!

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HI! LO!

Getz it? Neither do I!

Bear was suppose to write this post but well, he on vacation with Tink so I write. I write guud!

My name is Griz Lee.

Hi!

How are you?

I am fine! I'm use to writing on blog sites where you… Read full post »

JANUARY 5, 2015 7:49PM

A Childhood Friend writes me!! YAY!!

Today, I was feeling sad.

"All my childhood friends are either dead or in prison or both!" I said to my imaginary friend Pinko the Clown from Fort Wayne.

"You should open your email! It always cheer you up!" he said, honking his nose.

And he was right!

There in big… Read full post »

Lately, I've been feeling down, like I was missing something in my life.

Sex?

Maybe.

Monkeys with lasers on their head?

Possibly.

A new email love story to share with my 10 of 2 readers of my world famous blog?

Most definitely!

I opened my junk folder (which you all know… Read full post »

JANUARY 1, 2015 3:09AM

Hoppy 2015!! WOO!!!

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It is the year 2015, all human life has been destroyed and replaced by huge heads with half naked women in their brains.  

Tink is still trying to open up the huge heads.

HALF NAKED WOMEN!!!

Happy New Year my friends!!!

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DECEMBER 30, 2014 11:31PM

Happy New Year Monkey Fucker

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Here's to a better 2015!! Some of us get free beer! The rest, well, you get frucked!!

To those of you who hate the title, FREE BEER!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!  Read full post »

DECEMBER 27, 2014 12:32PM

Reflection of life: Hi! How are you?

Today, I was sitting here in my 10,000 room mansion, thinking about stuff. What is this life all about? Where am I in reference to time and space? (Psst, the answer to that one is Cleveland!!)  and the big question of life, what is the best ice cream flavor when you… Read full post »

2015 is looming close.

So close, you can smell the bacon.

What?

Wait, different joke punchline.  

Tonight, I've decided to make my BOLD  predictions for the new year.

2014 I made some and 100 percent came true! Go Google it!! See? War in the Middle East? Hell yea!

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Future so bright I have to wear shades!! Giggle!

Stardate 1.2 or maybe Tuesday - Space Station Delta Urth - I maybe find future baby's mama!

Dear future kids,

I may have found your mama. She's trapped in Nigeria under the horrible Chief Boo Boo Butt, she very sad.  You… Read full post »

Harley the Dog

Harley, the dog behind such movies as Runaway Tacos, The Man in the Leather Vest and Wha? here at Lesbian Lunch Production, made a video.  

"I want to make a music video, show off my talents, and I do my own stunts!! Tell them that!!"

He does his… Read full post »

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! Aunty is out of prison for the first time in 2 years and well, that's about it.

Here's to the same cover in 2015!!!!!

Woo!!

 

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It was announced today, BREAKING NEWS, that Sony has decided to pull "The Interview" as Hackers from Mars or North Dakota hacked The Sony Website (Trademark used with permission by their moms) stating, "You mocked Great Leader of Beloved Country (Detroit!) and will suffer horriRead full post »

DECEMBER 16, 2014 11:08PM

I HACKED THE PRESIDENT - HERE YA GO SONY!

Apparently, according to the media giants,  Sony or Chan's House of Fashion, got hacked and emails were leaked.

The emails were racist crap from people I haven't heard of, but that doesn't say much as I could care less what Hollywood.New York.Paris*(Texas) etc. etc. movie executive are doing whi… Read full post »

Over the last few weeks, I've been thinking about running back to Detroit, where the magic begun, and meet up with some old friends and burn down Cleveland but then, I check my email and bam, it's like Springtime in Paris only it's Winter in Butt, Montana.

Today's email came from… Read full post »

Note: Been a bad couple weeks, pop doing better, my mom, after starting to do better after couple days out of hospital, this morning, had a stroke.  I missed the official Anniversary date of my blogging greatness but...anyways.......

DECEMBER 10, 2008 4:30AM

The very first blog from a cat named… Read full post »

DECEMBER 12, 2014 12:45PM

Rich man, poor man, the system is a whore!

Rich man, poor man, all in the same boat, heading towards an iceberg, eyes wide shut. We are born dying, walking down a broken road.

Rich man, poor man, doesn't matter, we all end up in the same place, worm food, it just matters what we… Read full post »

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December 11th, 2014 -

I'm losing my mind if I had one in the first place. Slowly but slowly, insanity is at my shoulder, its icy grip clawing there, trying to find its way to my brain.

It may have already found a way, earlier, I blew… Read full post »

I've been drinking kerosene!

I wrote bitchy letter to the head of Monkey Enterprises!

I don't expect a response and this will be my last anything about this. If they don't care, why should I! Another 30 bucks, I'll make 200 bucks at another site. Made 100 bucks with Open and… Read full post »

DECEMBER 10, 2014 1:59AM

Open's new logo!! Yes, I am bored!

This week been a long week -

1. Pop still in bad place

2. Brought mom to hospital, she having issues.

3. Sent a nude photo of myself to sexy lady who sent me nude photo. She told me, YOUR PEE PEE IS CUTE!! Not a manly boost.  

4. I… Read full post »

As I posted on Ben Sen post- 

 

Can't make money without ads!! Adsense doesn't even track hits! I asked the people who fix stuff and they no answer!!

We no get pennies without ads!! Someone fucked up!! They deleted something, and no one knows how to fix! Adsense.com doesn't even… Read full post »