Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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Salon.com
OCTOBER 21, 2014 11:09PM

LOVE IS A PAINFUL THING

Hello, I'm crazy,
See you in a different light than everybody else,

I thin you love me,
But you don't,
I think you care,
But you don't, you careless prick.

Everybody says I should give up,
But I can't,
You took my heart,
And broke it up,
And threw them to the wind.

But for some reason,
I can't give… Read full post »

 I wrote a letter to Adooling -

Dear Ms. Dooling - Bill Beck and Kim Gamble are dicks, but I love them. Is there a problem with me? Can you help me? I love you too. Does that make me a fucktard? Nana tells me it does!! I thinking about movingRead full post »

OCTOBER 16, 2014 8:39PM

Today has been a good day!!

I woke up breathing. Good start.

Then, a rhino didn't try to charge me!

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I took away his credit card! Haha! Get it? Yeah, neither do I! The chickens flew away! Stupid chickens!!!

  Read full post »

OCTOBER 16, 2014 12:15AM

White people scare me.....

....when they dance!! So do people in general!!!

 

 

I'm lost and confused. 

I put in a site problem.issue months ago. Ads no show, someone fucked the pooch apparently.  It ain't about the money, but it's nice to know that someone gives a shit about a site enough to support it.

Still waiting after a Adooling sent me a reply… Read full post »

Untitled-2 It was one of those nights; cold, dreary, and just a tinge of winter on the way. Snow was already capping the higher mountains.

I was reading some older posts, back when there was hope, a sliver of hope, of good times still remaining.

Jake Sugarman was a young, vibrant man… Read full post »

Broken Heart,
Broken Mind,
Am I not worth your time; your life?

I hate you,
But I cannot be without you.

You make me want to die,
But I cannot stop thinking about you,
As I lie in the darkness, I cry.
As I try to figure it all out, I die a little inside each time.… Read full post »

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Stardate - 1.2

Not in such of a grumpy mood today; confused as hell though.

 

How does the human population replicate themselves with such difference between the male unit and the female unit?

It's like two beasts from a different planet trying to copulate through interpretative danceRead full post »

OCTOBER 7, 2014 3:09PM

End of the world and I feel fine?

We stood on the planet, focusing on a point in space, somewhere outside our line of vision, but a place in our mind.

She held my hand, squeezing tight. "Is this the end of the world?" she whispered to me. I shrugged.

"It could be, I'm not sure."

The rich, the… Read full post »

The sky was set ablaze in a single moment; a blink of an eye. There was nothing to say as we sat there in our own stew

We sat on the beach, watching the tide roll in with bloody mess, bloated bodies floating in the tide pools. As if in a… Read full post »

OCTOBER 3, 2014 4:26PM

I get cookies from a monkey

Earlier today, I was taking a snooze on the couch, the sounds of NCIS: Los Angeles drifting into my sleep.

There was a knock at the door, an official member of the U.S. Government stood there holding a large package with PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE printed in hand with care.

"This… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 28, 2014 11:41PM

HOW TO BUILD YOUR BLOG AUDIENCE

Everytime I do one of these HOW TO BLOG thingies, thousands of Marketing sites jump on it which gets me millions of views.

And nothing says, HI MOM, I GOT MILLIONS OF VIEWS like HOW TO BUILD YOUR BLOG AUDIENCE.

So how do you BUILD YOUR BLOG AUDIENCE?

Sure the hell… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 27, 2014 6:13PM

MY TRUE TO LIFE JOURNAL - A ROMANCE NOVEL

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 NOTE: I wrote this many years ago, during my romantic period, when sex, drugs and fishes were my life. I just rediscovered it and wished to share it with my...uh.....what are we? Family? Sounds right! Enjoy!

January 3rd, 1987 ---

I think I may have met the man of my… Read full post »

From the midnight hours, sat the nightmares with steel knights. Their swords drawn to their shields, their gazes down upon the mortal men who dreamed sweetly before the invasion comes.

To arms, to arms, screams the lead of the mares, steel flares across the sky, shining into their eyes the sleepless… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 21, 2014 11:41AM

Tink goes looking for love - AND FINDS IT!

The other night, I was lonely, so very very lonely. Me and my left hand had gotten into a fight, so I decided to hit the Craigslist, posting an ad from where love comes from, the liver.

THE AD -

Okay not really. Wanna talk first then maybe move onRead full post »
SEPTEMBER 20, 2014 12:47PM

Boobies and frucks!!!

947george takei oh my

Been awhile, still holding my breath for an answer from the technical team.  I doubt I will hear anything and right now, I don't care.

Salon.com is just a place to write about big heaving breasts and spread legs waiting for a horse cock to pump them full of lead.

Go… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 18, 2014 2:41PM

Arm the penguins - Should we?

Today, I sat here, on my rump, watching the news and I heard that our government, The United States of Arming, wants to arm the penguins, to defeat some sort of evil, I'm guessing monkeys with lasers.

I'm not sure this is a good idea.

Yes they could defeat the monkeys… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 14, 2014 12:19AM

The Technical Team Still hard at work

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....I'm just guessing....still no words.......

The Technical Team is probably hitting Yahoo! Answers.  I hope they find a solution soon.  Especially for that rash some of them got! EWW!

Good night and have a better tomorrow.  Read full post »

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Jimmy is a dead man; he was born that way.
He started walking before he could crawl, but didn't everyone?

I wasn't born, or at least that I could remember. My family is insane, born that way, I guess. My grandparents were supposedly nuts, but, “In that good way, the kind… Read full post »

25618-640x658Hi! Tink is on vacation AGAIN and asked if I would step into the role or roll or monkey sex.  

I'm here in New York City at an unnamed Media Something (Giant? Sure, why not! Tink also CEO of major media empire too!!! Just don't tell him it's an Etch-a-Sketch!!… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 5, 2014 8:46PM

I GOT A RESPONSE!!

The other day, I sent the tech support and the wizard of Salon, ADooling, an email(sent one in July as well again, I'd be dead if I was holding my breath)

I heard nothing so well, I decided there was nothing left to do but draw pictures of your mom naked.… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 5, 2014 8:20AM

A NEW BREW - ADOOLING -

A few moments ago, Old New Lefty and I were discussing THE RULES according to a still drunken cat and an old new lefty just home from the tropics.

Soon, the heads of Facebook interrupted us.

"We will pay you big bucks for these RULES!" they said, smiling at us.

"How… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 4, 2014 10:10PM

Madness in Religion

We stood at the edge of madness, looking over the edge into the fires of hell!
We were dogs, according to the Bible.
I was Satan, a bringer of sins, to the masses, according to the world as read by The Bible.

What is a word, to the masses, as I stood at… Read full post »