I love you.  You're beautiful.  I want to take your face in my hands and just kiss you and then take your hands in mine and lead you to the bedroom, where, in lieu of passion, we'll call it lust in our loins, and fuck like maniacal beavers in lust.

 I… Read full post »

 Hello my fine and sexy readers.   I know a lot of you come to read Tink for a bit of fun and hiliarity you don't get enough of from watching your local news or your local titty bar.  Fine establishments indeed but not necessarily funny in that haha kind of way.… Read full post »

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Dear God,

How are you? I am fine. It's me again, God, Timmy! I hope you remember me from my last letter.  If you don't, you sure do have a bad memory for being an all knowing god.

But that's okay, my grandpa is… Read full post »

There oughta be a law, if you're sick, either in body, mind or soul, you shouldn't have to work, especially by yourself from 8pm to 4am.  Then, have to come back in at 3pm.

Not fair. 

I also think I may have started an international incident with some Asian lady. … Read full post »

Come along with me, to another place, another world, where we, the beautiful people will fuck like wild animals in heat.  We will play games of the heart, breaking them and then rebuilding them in a better place we will call Shangri-La.

We shall love each other as we want to be… Read full post »

Hello my dearest and oldest friend,

How are you? I'm fine.  I think the worse time in a person's life is seconds before death.  Especially if you're in a bus full of politicians, what the hell do you say in a situation like that?

"Goodbye, farewell, thank you for all the… Read full post »

 Long ago, stood a mountain.  It stood fiercly and challenged any one who dare stood at its base and even contemplate trying to conquer it.

"If you make it to the other side, I will grant you great power and  youth forever. But if you don't, I shall claim your soul as… Read full post »

It's official, Tink is going to run for senate, still unsure on the state, maybe I'll try for multiple.  It'll be a fun time. Lots of name calling, mud flinging and sleeping with prostitutes called CEOs.

Years ago, in 1996, before I decided I was atheist, or whatever it is you… Read full post »

Ahhhhh love, just when you think yours is dead and buried along with your Superman figurines and those stuck together Penthouse magazines, it rears its head and says, 'Oh Tink, over here, kissy kissy!'

I hadn't been over at Myspace in a few, so tonight after watching 'Fast and Furious' and… Read full post »

The great masters created their art from the soul, from their heart, not their bodies.  The body was just the way to release that art, some tools created by some God who called himself Sid and flipped them off because well, Sid was God!, to release it onto the world as a whole… Read full post »

Dear Alex,

You will never be born, I think I may have dropped your chance to be created by masturbating into a sock in 1990 instead of going to the prom with your mom.

You would have liked her. She was nice and still is from what I can figure in my online stalking… Read full post »

Ahhhh life, it doesn't get better, so the entire world should just off itself.

No, not really, that would be bad, very bad, who would feed the tigers at the zoo? The monkeys?

Yeah, the monkeys barely can feed themselves, you think they're going to take on the responsibilty of feeding… Read full post »

Tonight, I went over to my statcounter.com's counter for my Cute Kittens and Tink article that went a bit viral and noticed that my count went from the usual 50 a day to like 2 in one day, Sunday at 2:49 am was my last visit.

"Something must be wrong with… Read full post »

Today it was another roller coaster of a ride, up and down, in and out, I felt the urge to run away from work at about 3:01pm. I clocked in at 3pm.

The online world and writing for the public readership is  like having sex with your sister, you know you shouldn't, but then… Read full post »

First off, I was reading my messages from Open and noticed some new folks added me as a favorite. I always get excited when someone adds me because it means they could be with the FBI or my company and well, I just love danger.

Anyways, a person known only to… Read full post »

My dear readers, today was just a roller coast of emotions, up, downs, in and out, back and forth, and then puking afterwards.  I dropped in early today, early for me and wrote a happy piece, with a cute cartoon which recieved many awards including, 'The Kiss My Ass' and the… Read full post »

First off, hello, greetings and salutations, how are you? Great. I'm doing well myself!  I didn't get raped, murdered and/or elected President of any nations, so that right there makes me feel wonderful.

Could you imagine me, as president of anything, especially a country? Oh god, the shivers I… Read full post »

It was a brisk fall day back in 1989, a light rain fell, gathering on the changing leaves.  Bright oranges made even more bright with the rain.

I decided that day, after a brisk round of hot, wet sex with my sexy lover and fitness trainer Geraldo, that I wanted more,… Read full post »

The other night, wifey decided to go chat with some of her sex toys online.  She fired up her Windows Live Messenger 69.0 and it said, you must upgrade to WLM 2009.  She clicked no, repeatly.

The last time she did this, a few months ago, she logged in afterwards to… Read full post »

 Hello everyone, it's Tink again.  I'm lonely, I'm tired and I don't want to go to school anymore. 

I think people shouldn't have to go to school aka work if they don't want too and still have enough money to buy a small island nation someplace, where they can raise… Read full post »

There’s been some articles hovering around about war and what’s it good for, right along with those health care issue and how to masturbate correctly using just three fingers, for both men and women.

Go read it, I’ll wait.

Great, you’re back. Did you learn stuff?

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Hello my dearest friends, today aka Friday September 11th, 2009 was kind of a day I'd rather not live again and maybe I would like to relive it again . 

Oh sure, there was sex, violence and masturbation, the usual stuff for Tink on his day off, but for some… Read full post »

Change. A word of many types, good, bad, indifferent.

'It's time for change!' uttered by many rushing towards an unknown future, eyes opened wide, and still, plowing into a brick wall.  The change was a few broken bones and a bloody nose.

There's change in job title or even job having,… Read full post »

My dear readers,

I have been reading articles galore lately(all 2 of them!) stating that Open.Salon has been going down hill. I have read that people are leaving because the cover has become a collage of sensational press stories about gay leprachauns adopting little willie and changing his name… Read full post »

The other day, I thought I had made mistake and hit spam on a friend's private message and I was like, "Noooooo! Ed I Tor is not spam! Maybe turkey but not spam!"

So I clicked the spam folder, just to check to make sure and found an old PM from… Read full post »