Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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The other day I had an interview.  Not a typical, "We have a job, we'd like to see if you fit!" but a "We're a placement/Contract to hire, here fill out these tax forms and direct deposit forms and we'll see what we can do!"

Of course, I didn't care, it… Read full post »

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LETS MAKE COOKIES!!!!!

 

Auntie Sid loved Christmas.  Every year, she’d called up my mom and go, “You guys are coming over to my house for Christmas!!” 

 

And my mom would say, “Uh, okay, is it okay with mom?”

 

“Fuck mom… Read full post »

THIS IS THE POST THAT GIVES YOU AN ITCHY RASH,
IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND,
SOMEBODY POSTED IT, NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL GO ON FOREVER, SCRATCHING AND ITCHING THEIR RASH.....

((And repeat till you die))

Haha, just kidding, I was going to title this, Good News Monday: My penis hasn'… Read full post »

heart0gcLove, horrible affliction. Makes grown men cry and they're not even watching 'Ole Yeller'.  It'll make a grown woman tell her best friend, 'I found the man I will love forever' and truely mean it, not just some line she heard in some movie.

Love will cripple you, make you do… Read full post »

Today, as I wandered the nether-regions of the Internet, I was reminded of what makes this land the best land ever.

PORNOGRAPHY!

Later, after I got enough of chicks with dicks,  I decided to head down to the 'Inventing Closet' and started working on the coolest device EVER!!!

The Today Show… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 11, 2010 7:38PM

HOW TO E-MARKET YOUR SHIT: THE TINK WAY!

Hi and welcome to the newest series of 'How To' inspired by actual blogs on Open.Salon.Com, where our motto is, 'If it fits your ass, you got yourself a dress!' (Legal Disclaimer: Not really, Open use to have a motto, , was like, 'Write shit and people will mock you!' SomeRead full post »

Granny, as always, was drunk that Thanksgiving.  Pop wasn't too far behind along with mother and her sister, Aunty Sid.

The children all hid out in the living room, watching TV on the black and white set that grandma always insisted was top of the line in the world of television.… Read full post »

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Every day, A group of newbies who aren't spammers will come onto this site with a gleam in their eyes, and a dream to become a world famous blogger.

These same people usually end up leaving a week later, broken, beaten and swear they will never attempt to blog ever… Read full post »

Granny Lindsay always said, "If you don't eat your pudding, I'll deck ya!" and we always ate our pudding, even the icky stuff, like raisin.

Every year it was the same thing, "I don't wanna go! She'll make us eat raisin pudding and tell us stupid stories about her left toe!"… Read full post »

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Dearest world,

How are you?

I'm fine.

I feel okay, still tired, could be the weather, could be my reaction to the medicines the doctors gave me to calm me down after I lost my mind to the medicines.

What?

Never mind.

We had an election over here in… Read full post »

Now that the elections are over, we here at Tink's International House of Media Stuff: WE DON'T MAKE THE NEWS, WE FAKE IT!  can now go back to what made us the number one source for stuff you didn't even know you needed to know!

Awhile ago, I wrote a series… Read full post »

What a lovely day indeed it was yesterday, not only because Ed I Tor picked me, as she should for every post I do(Yes, I'm that good!! Teeheehee! I fart and magic comes out of my ass and onto the page!) but there was nap time involved.

As most people know,… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
NOVEMBER 2, 2010 11:45AM

Polling Place Report: Somewhere Outside of New Albany, IN

A POLLING PLACE REPORT: NEW ALBANY, INDIANA ---

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(The only photos allowed by Indiana Law of a Polling Place is if I belonged to some Media Group or Media Watch Group.  According to the nice police officer, Open/Salon.Com is NOT a media group!!  Joan Walsh, turn in your press… Read full post »

Tomorrow is Doomsday, if you listen to either side, and I advise you not to.

Election time, 2010. 

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Both sides are out in force today, trying to get out the vote, ads on TV, radio, your mailbox, your sister's ass, etc. etc. are double or tripled. 

Even the phone is… Read full post »

So I was sitting here, just cruising around, looking at some old posts of mine on another site, when I came across this

Total U.S. Intelligence Bill Revealed for the First time at MSNBC(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39898511/ns/us_news-security/?gt1=43001)

80 billion dollars.   

No, I'… Read full post »

He was walking down the street, a cold sweat rolling down his forehead.

Pain, so much pain, hitting him in the stomach and head hard, like a prize fighter and he was losing the fight. 

He needed a hit quickly and he needed it now.

The problem was, he didn't… Read full post »

My dearest readers, friends, enemies, that guy who has stalked me since I got here, today, it is with great pride that I, Tinkerer R. Tink, have decided to run for the office of Warlord and/or President of the United States.

I know what you're thinking, "Oh Tink, today's not… Read full post »

OCTOBER 25, 2010 7:41AM

Dear Ed I Tor: I love you!

Dearest Ed I Tor,

I love you more than any other Ed I Tor I've had the pleasure of knowing in my almost 2 years on Open.Salon. (Yeah, you can tell Kerry that! Course, he'll be like, "Tink who?")

I am an addict to the Open, I'll admit, but something… Read full post »

Hello world!

I started a new trend in blogging a few weeks ago called GOOD SPAM SUNDAY, where, I, the blogger known to the world as Deep Dick Friday, began spamming the Open.Salon feed with my shit.

Which of course isn't anything different than what I normally do, but hey, at… Read full post »

We, the People, ala Me and my multiple personalities, which I call "the People", are making a difference, we're scaring Washington DC, not Washington State but they could be scared too!

My posts on the midterm elections have been getting hits from some major media folks. 

We're talking l… Read full post »

Can you smell it in the air?  Take a whiff, what do you smell?

Horse shit?  Vaseline? Farts and burps? Unprocessed sewage?

No, that isn't what you're smelling, that's political goodness! Ripe and ready to flow over on us like cum over a Thai prostitute in the world's largest ci… Read full post »

PART ONE:

THE DUFFEL BAG IN THE DUMPSTER

The other day my wife, while throwing away her daily quota of trash at her place of employment, found a large duffel bag tucked aside in the dumpster more than thrown away.

She grabbed it, wondering what could be inside, and toted… Read full post »

Hello everybody and welcome to another issue of 'Tink Interviews'.  Tonight's special guest is none other than Ed I Tor, star of stage, screen, and radio bios.

As everyone knows, Tink and Ed have a long history together, a sort of love/hate relationship that goes with the title more then the… Read full post »

So it's Sunday, a day we use to set aside to write bad pornos involving Jesus, Moses and the Virgin Mary but lately, it has become about Spam!

SPAM!! IT'S WHAT FOR DINNER!!!!

As everyone knows, the spamming problem has become a major problem, they fill the feeds with their promises of… Read full post »

Pfffft on the entire world.  

Ed I Tor doesn't pick me, though that's probably a good thing nowadays, I mean, Ed picks ya and suddenly you're popular with the likes of Mary Lin and then when Ed makes you her Pick Bitch, she accidentally deletes you after you post your… Read full post »