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Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!


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I love you all, like one great big dysfunctional family, with the fighting, the calling of names and even some love affairs(I won't mention any names but you all know that at one time, Tink and a certain Ed I Tor were passionate lovers who fell out and Tink's name was… Read full post »

Somedays, I like to go outside and watch the wind blow.  It's fun, though it does involve me going outside and not participate on this thing we call, "MY ASS IS A FINE TUNED WEAPON..." or Open.Salon.

Usually what happens during these days of being outside, I come back to something,… Read full post »

When I was a young child, of 24 or so, I had dreams of being cool stuff, like a sewage treatment plant engineer, a conductor on a choo choo train in Eastern Kentucky, a singer, a poet and/or an alcoholic, all rolled into one big pile of genius ala poo-poo.

But… Read full post »

Wandering down the passages of my mind and my life, I always find stuff or well, stuff finds me. 

Sometimes, it's good stuff, most the time it's not; not really bad stuff… Read full post »

Today, I opened my private messages after skipping a day, there were quite a few notes of endearment there, mostly stuff with "HI. I AM LOOKING FOR LOVE!" 

One of those messages was from my most favorite lefty, and no, it wasn't from Joan Walsh.

Old New Lefty, sometimes spelled,… Read full post »

(SOURCE:  Created from Tink's brain at 6:35am today with a little help from Paint Shop Pro 9)

LETTER ONE:  Dear Universe, would you like some coffee cake?

Dear  down trodden unclean masses smoking cigarettes and drinking gasoline,  my fellow passengers i… Read full post »

Today, ala Sunday afternoon, I was watching some television, The Smoking Gun --- World's Dumbest, when an advertisement came up, it was for a product called ISafe Bag.

isafebackpack Someone reading this right now is thinking, "Tink, I bought that bag for my kid! And it works!! Really!!!! Stop being an… Read full post »

Joy, lovely lovely joy! 

This fine day I decided to sleep in and not log onto the computer because well, it just seem like a good thing to do.  I didn't even turn on the damn thing and instead watched stuff on TV, mostly cake challenges and stuff about cybersex addiction.

Ye… Read full post »

AUGUST 13, 2010 5:08PM


If you're easily offended by the use of the N-word(nanobots!), the mention of cocksucking makes you think back to the days on the farm, or you take everything Tink says as the god awful truth, then back away from the computer and go outside and play for awhile, maybe climb a… Read full post »

Here recently, it seems like there has been an increase in hopeful loves spamming the bejesus out of Open.Salon.  

Usually, I would have happily spammed them right back in a pursuit of love, sex, or drugs with an additional hope for an email back from Reverend Goodwin.

But lately, I… Read full post »

(Parts of graphic(hand and curtain) were stolen from Visit Indiana -- the text and parts of the blue background were stolen from inside my head and translated in PhotoShop)

Awhile ago, I wrote a blog entry about the lovely state of North Dakota.  It recieved many hits including some folk… Read full post »

Hi everyone! I'm still here, and boy are my arms tired.  No wait, that's not how the joke goes!

Or maybe it is.

Today, I was doing my job searching when I ran upon a lovely position, Embassy Security Force in Afghanistan. 

It said I was perfect for the job! … Read full post »

August 4th, 2010:  President Barack Obama will celebrate his 49th birthday in his home of Chicago. I would wave towards that direction, but it's too hot.

There will be birthday celebrations all around the nation, including here in New Albany, Indiana where someone will host a get together, I was… Read full post »

I'm so confused.  The new "in" thing nowadays seems to be boycotting something, someone, or someplace. 

Tired of the local Walmart's gay agenda into turning straight men into lesbians?  BOYCOTT!!!

Think Walmart not doing enough to push the gay agenda? BOYCOTT!

Awhile back, the AFA(Ame… Read full post »

Everyone has an idea on what we, The United States of War Mongers and Cars sales people, should do about our current wars.

We should stop making them. We already have too many going on right now.

Oops, I mean.....

Of course, Iraq we should just make our 51st state, it… Read full post »

1am, thoughts pondering, booze all gone, but your mom passed out about a half hour ago uttering the phrase, "I think I drank the toilet water..." 

She was a trooper, gave the best rendition of 'It's raining men' right up until she went under.

I realize, at this point, 1 am,… Read full post »

Cute kitten Somedays, it is just easier to sit in the old kitty condo and contemplate the floor than it is to wander outside and possibly get ran over by a dump trunk full of cow manure.

Somedays, you're the pigeon, most the time, you're the statue, and other times you're the scratching… Read full post »

roseascii1 Sometimes, I think I got this whole thing called LIFE figured out but then I take a nap and wake up to discover that no, I do not.

I've lost the meaning.  Is it ice cream? Is it nuking the planet out of existence? What is it?

"The political system… Read full post »

As most of you know, Tink does his little travel down the road known as Craigslist in hopes that something will inspire him to write his next award winning piece.

For awhile, I've been riding a roller coaster of emotions, up one day, down the next, loop to loop straight into… Read full post »

Another Open Call attempt by your friend, Tinkerertink69!  You know, this one, will win the heart and mind of that Ed I Tor person, I just know it.  I mean, I don’t have a chance with my soup recipe because well, in my family, you’d be killed dead for trying to/… Read full post »

earlydaysofporn1 Porn, any kind of porn, is good porn.  The pic my wife sends me is the even better porn. Nobody beats my wife when it comes to horny making of me!!!

I just wanted to write something good for my wife. She's my lover, my best lover, even those nigerian… Read full post »

On July 16th, 1971, in some hospital in Spokane Washington(HI HOLY FAMILY HOSPITAL!!!) a woman went into labor(HI MOM!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION!!!! MY THIRD GRADE TEACHER TOLD ME THAT, AND RIGHT NOW, I AGREE!!!) and soon(OKAY, NOT SO SOON, BUT I WAS AN EASY BIRTH, NOT LIKE MYRead full post »

In a galaxy far, far away, in a time long ago, like 200something, a group was gathered who we will call Pre-Ops by the legendary Dick Tracy pretending to be Joan Walsh or Kerry or some leprechaun who was tired of being butt raped by chatters over at AOL.Com.

And this… Read full post »

UPDATE BEFORE THE ACTUAL REAL ARTICLE:Just to let everyone know, right now, money is on the way to lawyers --- I still have a house, well, maybe, we'll discover on Friday when someone shows up claiming they own my house, which will then mysteriously burn down!!!

Also, learned a lot over… Read full post »

If I don't have $22,000 to the Bank of America by Thursday July 15th, 2010, my house will go on the auction block by the sheriff's office.

Somehow, they haven't recieved a payment from me since 2008, which is strange because I just made a payment last month and since that… Read full post »