- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
MY RECENT POSTS
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March 07, 2014 04:59AM
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March 03, 2014 08:35PM
- ICE CREAM FALLING FROM THE SKY
March 01, 2014 02:57PM
- A LIST TO LIVE BY - Really?
Nah, just kidding Google!
February 27, 2014 01:26AM
- What an Editor of Open.Salon
does - A TYPICAL DAY
February 26, 2014 12:59PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “No learn! No learn!!
LALALALALALA!! ~flees into the
- “What's up? NOT ME AND A
DRUG DEAL!! ~shaking head~
- “Wool? PERV!! What? :D
March 10, 2014 08:50PM
- “:( Means we get more of
the hose!!! :D”
March 10, 2014 02:11AM
- “Rated for doggy and
flowers and all that other
March 10, 2014 02:06AM
Oh I thought the spammers, those rascals of night time fun, had put me on their ignore list, like Ed I Tor had, but I shouldn't be so unlucky, as one popped up before I was ready to go to press(which is Tink Code for take a dump, hit the job… Read full post »
Man, I've been on a roller coaster of emotions. Last couple of months, I've been having bouts with depression after losing my job, the kind you write about in your journal but I don't, because well, I don't want to depress my 245 regular readers(130 of them will click on my… Read full post »
A SPECIAL MOTHER'S DAY DISH EVER
MANNY FARTES(The E is silent but deadly)
Ahhh memories! Mom passed out in the hallway after a hard night out with Aunty Tina again, bingo till dawn with shots of tequila after every number call.
Mother's day is once again upon us. Some… Read full post »
Some storms are moving through the area, one of them came in with a boom about ten hours earlier than the weatherman said it would.
Weatherlady is on vacation.
So for those of you into betting on the Kentucky Derby, it probably going to be a mudder.
No, no, not your… Read full post »
Just a few minutes ago, I looked over at the feed and seen Kerry had posted an article:
"Oh no!!!" I thought "The Galatic Mafia finally caught up with her and had her vaporized!! But Kerry will probably say she was ran over by an ox car!!!"
So I clicked… Read full post »
This post is written to and for the future
dumbasses brilliant writers who shall
stumble into this site as I once did, in the middle of
the night, with a dream in their heart and lust in their
I remember my first days on here like it was only yesterday and not 1929, whe… Read full post »
(Tink had a bad hair cut --- stupid stylist!! Take her license away officer!!!)
PFFFFFFFFFFT. Masturbating to the neighbor lady as she gardens nude, in the middle of the afternoon, it's a great day for that. Nap time, after a hard work out and the resulting ex… Read full post »
Ahhh, the good life, sitting here naked in my house, drawing little cartoon characters, which we shall call, "Tink's School Dayz" and then getting really bored weeks later, maybe even months, and deciding to create a chat icon for the wife but instead, taking the drawn characters of a ty… Read full post »
It's 4:30 in the morning on the east coast, and I'm able to post, without the mop coming up on cue at 4am on any day, and lasting till 5am.
I don't know who to thank, as tonight, I went to bed before midnight, but as on cue, I woke up at… Read full post »
I remember a time, way back when in junior high school, where we were herded into the lunch room which doubled as the gym which also doubled as the place where we, the boys of West Junior High, watched the sex ed film from 1929 which described how soon, we would… Read full post »
The other day, the wifey and I were out and about, we stopped at a store named Michaels, a sort of Ben Franklins/Arts and Crafts store.
I noticed a toy squirt gun sitting in one of the bins. I was shocked at how realistic it was. I could feel it's realism… Read full post »
Today, I am in a mood, full of love and understanding, feelings of folly drifting through the air, on the scent of something, maybe an elephant farted in Africa, who knows, who cares!
Today, I recieved a comment, a wonderful comment that was so good, I deleted it, as it was… Read full post »
Ahhh, it seems that I missed another dustup on here, and I was even online and around this weekend. How did I miss it?
I believe folks involved in these dustups are now afraid to notify me as they know I will write about them and use their name.
Except Trig… Read full post »
TINK'S TRAVEL LOG --- PART WHATEVER --- MARENGO CAVE, MARENGO, INDIANA
Pierce Johnson aka Tinkerertink69 aka Bob Williams aka your mom in drag
Copyright 1901 by Howling Wolf Production unless stolen from other websites, then 1907 by perspective websites!
Photos Credit by Jason Giecek, /… Read full post »
Who is the master?
Who is the slave?
Who will fade into the pain?
What is the world,
But an illusion,
Of shades of
Inside my brain,
Who is the master?
Who is the slave?
Dining on pills,
To keep the pain at bay,
Slowly not working,… Read full post »
Yesterday I was feeling lower than the lowest rattle snake in Maine. I was awfully cold too.
Stupid cold front.
I posted my woes in a post called I AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG.
It even had photos of my penis doing impersonations of 'Dancing with the… Read full post »
(Special instructions for reading this post --- Go to YouTube, find the song : 'Down with the Sickness' and begin playing, read post and enjoy. Thank you for reading Tink for these many many months. It only gets worse from here!!! When Tink dies in a hail of federal agents' bullets in… Read full post »
I'm still unemployed, laid off on a severance plan, a bum, still not on the public dime and still have my old company health insurance and stuff, but that'll all change in a few weeks, as it doesn't seem any of the sweat shops even want to hire little old me.… Read full post »
Today, I was cruising around, reading some great stuff on here on Open, as I usually do except now that I'm currently unemployed, I can do it earlier in the day.
As I was getting ready to leave, I spotted an ad on one of those side bar, Google Addy thingies,… Read full post »
I'm doing time in the universe, walking through a time line, not very long in reference to this universe, and I'm not sure what my purpose is, in this thing called life.
I was going to write something serious, but everytime I started, it sounded too dark, like I was writing… Read full post »
Thursday, the wifey and I went to the Louisville Zoo. There was many things to see, there were dinosaurs, flowers, monkeys,giraffes, elephants, and many impregnated human types.
I did not get the impregnated human types on film as they were very skitterish.
PHOTOS FROM THE ZOO --- Bewar… Read full post »
My family has always been proud of its big cocks!!
Hi!! I know, two posts in like two days? It's almost like I'm back to my old ways!!
And no, there won't be a list of books that has inspired me(The Erotic Letters to the Pope throughout the Centuries, if you must know!), any list really, I don't do lists, much,… Read full post »
Ah, life, a wonderful past time that involves stuff like breathing and, well, mostly breathing.
There might be some fucking involved sometime, but mostly at work and by the government, and only you're the one getting fucked, without a kiss or even the promise of a dinner.
I love this… Read full post »
Hello, how are you? That's great! I'm doing pretty good, except for a cold and nobody wants to hire me. I'm too gorgeous I guess.
I'm sorry I haven't been around lately, I've been trying to get rid of my stupid cold that hit me this weekend and took the wifey… Read full post »