Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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WARNING  -- The above graphic has NOTHING to do with the story written.  The story just came out. My apologies to my regular readers. If you want HAHA! Tink, then skip the story and go straight to the bottom for one of his crappy cartoons downsized by Open!Read full post »

Hi!!!!  Tonight/this morning, I tried to post some comments to some folks' wonderful articles, a few went through and then, none of them would.

I'm thinking I'm being profiled and tracked by the police.  UNFAIR!! CATS WILL BOYCOTT THE INTERNET!!!!! NO MORE COLLARS!! NO MORE LEASHES!!! FREERead full post »

Nanatehay inspired this post this wonderful morning, with his post entitled: HOW I WISH I COULD BE A SPAMMER TOO!

My one and only Editor's Pick was for an article inspired by nana too.  I hope to god, this is my second pick, as I worked very hard on it.  The… Read full post »

Earlier today, I was sitting on my couch, the one that sags in the middle, but is still a good couch, and I was watching a movie, something called 'Whip It' 

 I thought it was going to be a docu-drama about the greatest band to ever live, that being Devo, butRead full post »

Today I was walking down the street, doing a lap for God or more to the point, to get some exercise, 39 pounds and I'll be under 200. 

There was a fellow, we'll call him Pastor John. I don't know his real name, and as I walked by him, he… Read full post »

Ahhh, election time. If you're a lucky state, like Southern Indiana, you not only get your state's political hopefuls running ads, but the state next to you will be ran in your household too, long after you've already had your primary and were hoping for a couple of weeks of non-political… Read full post »

Cat escape Ahhh, I don't care what Kerry says, this is truely the world's best social community/nut house/bordello of love any place the world over. 

It's like the world's largest dysfunctional family I ever saw. Sides being drawn, quartered and deep fried in lard, just like daddy use to make… Read full post »

Sunset
GOOD NEWS SUNDAY

  Ah, sunset, a time to reflect on the end of the day, was it a good day?  Was there enough porn put into the brain to make the night night dreams that much more interesting?

Who knows? 

But this post isn't about sunsets, porn or… Read full post »

Oh I thought the spammers, those rascals of night time fun, had put me on their ignore list, like Ed I Tor had, but I shouldn't be so unlucky, as one popped up before I was ready to go to press(which is Tink Code for take a dump, hit the job… Read full post »

MAY 6, 2010 1:25AM

This crazy thing called life

Man, I've been on a roller coaster of emotions.  Last couple of months, I've been having bouts with depression after losing my job, the kind you write about in your journal but I don't, because well, I don't want to depress my 245 regular readers(130 of them will click on my… Read full post »

A SPECIAL MOTHER'S DAY DISH EVER

BY

MANNY FARTES(The E is silent but deadly) 

Mom's passed out again Ahhh memories! Mom passed out in the hallway after a hard night out with Aunty Tina again, bingo till dawn with shots of tequila after every number call.

Mother's day is once again upon us.  Some… Read full post »

Some storms are moving through the area, one of them came in with a boom about ten hours earlier than the weatherman said it would.

Weatherlady is on vacation.

So for those of you into betting on the Kentucky Derby, it probably going to be a mudder.

No, no, not your… Read full post »

Just a few minutes ago, I looked over at the feed and seen Kerry had posted an article:

judy 

"Oh no!!!" I thought "The Galatic Mafia finally caught up with her and had her vaporized!! But Kerry will probably say she was ran over by an ox car!!!"

So I clicked… Read full post »

This post is written to and for the future dumbasses brilliant writers who shall stumble into this site as I once did, in the middle of the night, with a dream in their heart and lust in their something.

I remember my first days on here like it was only yesterday and not 1929, whe… Read full post »

angrycat1 
(Tink had a bad hair cut --- stupid stylist!! Take her license away officer!!!)  

PFFFFFFFFFFT. Masturbating to the neighbor lady as she gardens nude, in the middle of the afternoon, it's a great day for that.  Nap time, after a hard work out and the resulting ex… Read full post »

Should you Ejaculate? Ahhh, the good life, sitting here naked in my house, drawing little cartoon characters, which we shall call, "Tink's School Dayz" and then getting really bored weeks later, maybe even months, and deciding to create a chat icon for the wife but instead, taking the drawn characters of a ty… Read full post »

pffffft It's 4:30 in the morning on the east coast, and I'm able to post, without the mop coming up on cue at 4am on any day, and lasting till 5am.

I don't know who to thank, as tonight, I went to bed before midnight, but as on cue, I woke up at… Read full post »

Mad catI remember a time, way back when in junior high school, where we were herded into the lunch room which doubled as the gym which also doubled as the place where we, the boys of West Junior High, watched the sex ed film from 1929 which described how soon, we would… Read full post »

The other day, the wifey and I were out and about, we stopped at a store named Michaels, a sort of Ben Franklins/Arts and Crafts store. 

I noticed a toy squirt gun sitting in one of the bins.  I was shocked at how realistic it was. I could feel it's realism… Read full post »

Today, I am in a mood, full of love and understanding, feelings of folly drifting through the air, on the scent of something, maybe an elephant farted in Africa, who knows, who cares!

Today, I recieved a comment, a wonderful comment that was so good, I deleted it, as it was… Read full post »

Ahhh, it seems that I missed another dustup on here, and I was even online and around this weekend.  How did I miss it?

I believe folks involved in these dustups are now afraid to notify me as they know I will write about them and use their name.

Except Trig… Read full post »


TINK'S TRAVEL LOG --- PART WHATEVER --- MARENGO CAVE, MARENGO, INDIANA

by

Pierce Johnson aka Tinkerertink69 aka Bob Williams aka your mom in drag

Copyright 1901 by Howling Wolf Production unless stolen from other websites, then 1907 by perspective websites!

Photos Credit by Jason Giecek, /Read full post »

Iron

 

Who is the master?

Who is the slave?

Who will fade into the pain?

 

What is the world,

But an illusion,

Of shades of

Gray?

 

Pain,

Inside my brain,

Who is the master?

Who is the slave?

 

Dining on pills,

To keep the pain at bay,

Slowly not working,… Read full post »

Yesterday I was feeling lower than the lowest rattle snake in Maine.  I was awfully cold too.

Stupid cold front.

I posted my woes in a post called I AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG.

It even had photos of my penis doing impersonations of 'Dancing with the… Read full post »

(Special instructions for reading this post --- Go to YouTube, find the song : 'Down with the Sickness' and begin playing, read post and enjoy. Thank you for reading Tink for these many many months.  It only gets worse from here!!! When Tink dies in a hail of federal agents' bullets inRead full post »