Yer a nut! They like me 'cause I send them to you! You funny cat! Woohoo!

i got no idea what love might be. gotta ask art james.
too high above my paygrade, ha. art seems to exude it with manly
solicituous free verse worthy of f-ing ee cummings or ginsberg or
ferlinghetti.

ay. i dunno. here is my def. of love: cannot get enough of each other.
these brazen gals who email ya wanna trap ya in a big scam
run by rich men, no doubt. i got no desire to make
idiots richer. i wanna make
dostoyevskian idiots
more conscious.
i dunno how.
but yeah i got the message too.
met with both of em.
jen was a fun gal to f. with.
lillian's pic failed to inspire, but..i split a 4 dollar check with her
for diet soda at a joint i know. ay.

Godammit, don't try to steal my Lilian. I just checked my email here and Lilian is sending ME her luv, not a frizzball feline like yerself Tinkeroo. You probably stole that email from MY inbox. Keep your smelly paws offa my Lilian...or I'll spike your kitty litter...wink

Tink,

Oh, no! It seems that Lilian has a very inconstant heart. :)

XOXOXO

P.S. Please send my best regards to your lovely WIFE. :)

We're supposed to check email? Oh dear...

Be careful Tinkie,
Them gals only wants ya fer yer warm fuzzy little body! Not one of them even asked for your bank account number and password. A sure sign that they don't understand 'Merrikhan values and the 'portant stuff in life.

Why they'd probly not even be impressed with your giant collection of empty tuna-fish tins! And what, oh what, would you ever tell Miss Page 31???!

;-)
.

Today has not been my day, just when I thought things were looking up as I see I have this beautiful PM:
Hi Dear
Peace be unto you,my name is Miss Lilian Desmond,
how are you today.I do hope that you are fine.
iam looking for friends around the world,
Please send me an email soon at my mail box thus for more details
and to equally send you my picture (lilian30desmond@yahoo.com)

I find I too have been trifled with.

Has she/it got n o shame? Verbatim...she doesn't even have the character to at least put something different and special in each one.

Spam scam girlies probably overweight drunks in Wagiwagistan secretly working as fund raisers for Karl Rove's GPS... my how you lead them on.

You, too, Tink!?!
I finally got spammed! I have officially arrived... I think this means that I am one of the "in crowd" now. Thank you, sweet lilian desmond for choosing me as Tink's second string...
r./

I have only one question about Lillian and Jenn. What species are they?

@Tinkerertink69

I will be as gentle as I can with this, but those two are like hookers without the messy sex stuff. If they offer mail order cocaine be careful I have generally found the quality to be lower than my normal standards.

You mean she is NOT my special love connection....mine and mine alone???
Maybe I should not have sent her that picture of me shaving a coconut with a straight edge on Maui????

To quote Van Halen: "Love 'em all, I sez, let Cupid sort 'em out."

Thanks for ending my night with a chuckle. Sometimes humor is the best way to deal with SPAM. Bravo!

you are evil...gonna be singing that damned song all night now

Tink! Squirrel! (Looks) RUN!

SQUIRREL!!!! ~fleas into the thorn bushes~