Open Call: How busy am I?

Tinkerertink69

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JULY 3, 2012 8:35PM

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HOW BUSY AM I?

God, let me tell you, I'm so busy, I forgot how busy I am that I had to sit down and remember how busy I was.

So damn busy, so very very busy, beyond busy, so busy, I'm not busy.

What?

I don't know.

Maybe I'm not busy.

I just think I'm busy but in fact, I'm not busy at all.

There's nothing on the schedule. The phone isn't ringing and according to my horoscope, I should be on vacation right now.

Or dead.

Too busy to die, plus, there's a Golden Girls' marathon on in an hour.

Good night and have a better less busy tomorrow...

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Yup! The busiest people are always those who are not busy.

(*Drop by the thorn bushes later; I've got a can of Tuna lined up*)

;-)
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skypixie0

July 03, 2012 08:42 PM

I could keep you busy. I need a house- what? I can't say cat because I have one of those.

Oh oh oh... A house-Tink! To go with my house- Puff! Perfect.

When can you start?

just phyllis

July 03, 2012 09:07 PM

This blog was really busy and so are the Golden Girls..:)
HAPPY 4TH MY FRIEND
HUGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Linda Seccaspina

July 03, 2012 09:22 PM

Never too busy for the Golden Girls!

Jaime Franchi

July 03, 2012 09:32 PM

I'm so busy I haven't even got time to comment !

Kim Gamble

July 03, 2012 09:51 PM

Sounds pretty busy. R

Trudge164

July 03, 2012 11:14 PM

Typical feline

Dianne Schuch - Lindsey

July 03, 2012 11:25 PM

Busy!!! Busy!! Tuna fish! Oh my! 4th of July!!! Busy house, busy!!!

HAPPY FIREWORK DAY!!!!

~WANDERS OFF INTO THE THORN BUSHES FOR TUNA~

Tinkerertink69

July 03, 2012 11:56 PM

Keeping our spirits up is a very good use of our time. Stay busy!

maria heng

July 04, 2012 12:00 AM

Tink, I'm drinking beer when I shouldn't. I meant a very good use of YOUR time, though it surely improves our time, so maybe it ends up being a good use of our time too.

maria heng

July 04, 2012 12:01 AM

I'm so busy, if I wasn't reading OS, I'd be doing something. What kind of open call is this anyway? What a depressing subject. Why not an open call about "your life of stress and failure" or "how I failed everyone who ever loved me." That would cheer me up more than thinking about the shit I have to do, which is undone.

Sirenita Lake

July 04, 2012 12:09 AM

Tink, I am busy, trying to be busy, I am busy wanting to be busy, I am even busy, when I sleer cause I am dreaming, I am busy, when I am eating, I am busy smoking, I am busy, listening to the TV, I am busy, feeling that I am not busy at all, and this is so sad, I am busy, hating my self, I am busy, cleaning, I am busy, cooking, I am busy,writing, I am busy,seeing, well, I am so busy, that I could even write a book about how busy, am I, writing the word busy, only to make me believe that I am busy. This is a kind of surrealism!!! Be well, and less busy.

Stathi Stathi

July 04, 2012 12:16 AM

I failed everyone by not drinking more beer!!!! BUSY! BUSY! BUSY!! :D

Tinkerertink69

July 04, 2012 12:16 AM

Beyond busy brings us to not busy. good to know.

Mimetalker

July 04, 2012 12:45 AM

Sounds like you time time to bake some PIE! Berries are in season!

Kathryn O'Hehir

July 04, 2012 12:52 AM

One of the ads on the right of your page is for Dog Anal Glands. Do you have a dog? Why is this on your page between Dinner With The President, Humana Health Care and Dental Plans. You should get busy and find out what the hell is going on with these ads.

And for goodness sake, stay away from the dog!

l'Heure Bleue

July 04, 2012 01:00 AM

I'm too busy to even consider writing a blog on this (too boring to be silly) OC but I enjoyed reading yours, Tinky-doo. : )

The Golden Girls are excellent. I want to grow up to be Dorothy.

V.Corso

July 04, 2012 02:53 AM

You're wearing me out. I'm going to bed.

Margaret Feike

July 04, 2012 03:02 AM

OMG, I am busy too the last weekend, I have so much work to do which is left during the weekday. We have a camping and have a good time on the mountain with the beautiful camping tents , by the way, I bought it on quictents.com. then, I must prepare my work for the coming week, so so so busy! crazy