Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
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Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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JUNE 30, 2012 11:06AM

My final Tweet....

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Tweet? What's that? I could die and not Twee...#DEAD

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I agree. No self-respecting cat would be caught dead tweeting. R
Hey, that's like the civil war officer who dismissed his troop's warnings by saying "Relax boys. At this distance they couldn't hit the side..."
Gerald, EXACTLY!! I'd have to give my Cat Union Card back! :D

Abrawang, EXACTLY!!!!!!! :D
"Twee....?!"

As my neighbour's budgie was saying just before I ate it.........

;-)
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don't tweet... never have... never will
fine final tweet, tink!
Wow, for a cat unfamiliar with a tweet, you sure have the hash tag thingy down.

Lezlie
sky, ~nodding~ I got me three doves today!! It was more like t...:D

jmac, I tried it once, found it gave me a painful rash...wait....:D

fernsy, thank you very much!! :D

L, I like hash. :D
oops, I mean, I seen the hash on some TV shows!! Yeaah, that's it! ALL TV'S FAULT!! :D
As a cat, I thought you'd love a little tweety pie for dessert.
R
Tink,

I think it would be more fitting if we would could read your final purr. :)

XOXOXO

Please send my best regards to your lovely wife.
Sounds terminal. :) r
Facebook is so lame
And twitter’s not far behind
(Less than one forty)
Hmmm, I think that Twitter is right up there with manscaping, i.e., totally unnecessary, but of course that's just my opinion...
How do you type with such long nails? r.
Birds tweet, you no like birds? Do the feathers stick in your throat and tickle your nose?
#Though he will be missed by many, I for one will secretly rejoice at the way Bob Williams electrocuted himself in the bathtub while using a Plug In AutoSuck™ ."
Please send my best regards to your lovely... widow
I assume that you were talking about that bird that you caught with your teeth and claws.
Good one.. well said and well thought out..
dead.. how final is that?
HUGGGGGGGGG
Did you eat another pidgon?
Wouldn't it be beneficial for cats to know bird calls?
~hangs head in shame~ I lied. I'm a good tweeter...~tweet tweet tweet~ It helps in hunting....giggle....oops, I mean, talking to pigeons!! ;D
scanner, yeah, stupid cabs!! ~:D
You're a cat - you have 9 lives - I think you should get 9 last tweets! :-D
That's very close to the comments I have left. I wonder if tweeting is even legal
Pavanne, EXACTLY!!! :D

Dianne, I don't know, it might be illegal in some states!! ~:D