Well damn, Tink, I thought you were in charge. I'm gonna start selling OS iceberg insurance.

Bear,you are doing one hell of a job filling in for Tink. But I have always wanted to know this: do bears shit in the woods? R

Tink, fire the bear... he full of poop!!

David, if I was in charge, I would have sold the site to the Spammers straight, made big announcement as in, I SELL OPEN TO ASDFGH!! :D And ran away with the profits!! :D

Gerald, BEARS SHIT IN WOODS ALL THE TIME!! PINECONES VERY PAINFUL AS WIPE U ASS WITH!! OUCHIE!! :D

jmac, he poop on EPs!! ~:D

Sharing your pinworms, huh.

And I want a cranberry spritzer! Where's m-i-i-i-i-i-ne?

Tink in Paris for Bastille Day next month!

Drinking with great authors none of whom are here either!

Yay!

fRANK's in charge - he knows all and is NEVER wrong - address ALL complaints to him.


-R-

phyllis, on its way!! And yes, sharing the worms!! Teehee!! ~:D

toritto, good time had by all!! ~:D

mark, I tried to call Frank, he says, I'M NOT IN CHARGE, MARK IS!!

We are doomed!! ~:D

What Frank and Mark are not in charge?
I thought they were keeping the wheels going on this place with the bear?
Everyone growl together..
Frank is hot though..
Bwhahaha
HUGGGGGGGGG

Funny... Wanders off talking to self, "Self he's right, no one is in charge..." Rated

I thought everyone knew they are now choosing blogs for the cover through a process of cow-patty bingo. You have to pay a dollar, choose your number, and then watch the cow until nature takes it's course. You could be a winner!

In the movie Apocalypse Now, Martin Sheen went upriver until he got to the last outpost in Vietnam before Cambodia. Is this what the Open Salon office is like now? Enquiring minds want to know.

Where's BooBoo? Is he still stuck inside the pick-i-nik basket?

(This is an age test, you might be too young)

I thought they made Hot Shoe CEO, and Johnny Fever CFO. I figured that explains why things are running so... uh...you know.
r./

an experiment in anarchy- did you read "A Bear Went over the Mountain?" it explains eveything but then everything explains everything or as Papa put it,"Nada es nada." and I am in a clean well lit place.

*shhhh* "wez r doomed" yer gonna spoil the ending

Hey Bear. You da' man (or bear, hah) I like peanut butter cookies too, except I like chocolate bars better.

Wait a minute! If no one is in charge then I guess this is pure democracy, one person, one rate. Free love, free drugs, a pooping bear is blogging for tink and the bear is top of the feed. Free associations, free ignoring, porn is out, oh maybe not but free liquor is in! We're not doomed we're free from the masters...

Okay, thank you for letting me be wild. I have to get back to the chick thing now. Good night.

"WHO IN CHARGE OF OPEN.SALON?"

The answer is: Whoever has the turquoise stone.
That'll keep us guessing for a while. I'm back the chick thing too, having too much fun. Bon soir.
R♥

Ms. Katie, Boo Boo reporting in, sir! Old, but short. Me, good bare!

Whoever is around an office which is where?

It's all out of wack bear

How bear you!

I like thin mints best with cranberry spritzers. Dam the spam unless you gotz jam! Toe jam that iz!

Good night and have a fabulous tomorrow

FICTION???? You mean you lied to us?????

Help! The Spam feed has been taken over by ads for cookies.

As long as you really are a cat...I'm good!!!

Yer butt itches 'cause you got fleeze, yu stoopid dam cat. Go sit (I said SIT) in some hydrogen peroxide.

I can't Bear it....

Ah, I knew it! Smokey got time off for good behavior and he is at the helm of the Titan ic er OS!

good job....only 6 words...

i counted da dot...

HOT SHOE IZ IN CHARGE! EVRYBODY GETS EPS!!! FLEAS TWO!

Why does bear have to yell so loud?

He makes me nervous.

Anybody got cake?

Bear. Cat. Bearcat! Bearcat maybe eating red mushrooms. Maybe no car, no Thin Mints. Just head in creek. Just sayin...

I wondered the same thing last week. However, I failed to wander into the creativity to express the idea like you have done.

I wondered the same thing last week. However, I failed to wander into the creativity to express the idea like you have done.

New Blogger in spam! I rescue! Hi, Andy!


http://open.salon.com/blog/andylee2014/2012/06/20/congratulations

I comment, rate new blogger!! Everybody should!!!!

I thought the fine people at Hormel were in charge.

When SPAM is consistently on the most viewed list here, I know it's a giant waste of time and effort to read what is offered here, let alone write any of it.

Oh well...it's a big internet out there.

Bear who wipe ass on poison ivy get itchy butt.

Cat who wipe as on itchy bear get EP (Eviscerating Proctologist)

Eviscerated cat taste like rabbit and doesn't lay Easter Eggs part time.

Remember: All pussy is good pussy! Feed pussy plenty tuna fish.

(*Here kitty, kitty, kitty.....!*)
.

thin mints! how i love them...
there is a triumvirate of monkeys , see hear &speak no evil,
in charge. either that, or it is a giant blonde ditz, perhaps
oh, 7 feet tall, painting her toenails.
Or maybe
a phantasmagorical series of shortliving dwarflike sullen
neanderthal related
ex-lit majors?

speculating here........

Editor-in-Chief, Dead Grandma. Yes, I can see this.

Yeah I thought you were in charge here too!
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............... *•.¸.•* ♥⋆★•❥ Thanx & Smiles (ツ) & ♥ L☼√Ξ ☼ ♥
⋆───★•❥ ☼ .¸¸.•*`*•.♥ (ˆ◡ˆ) ♥⋯ ❤ ⋯ ★(ˆ◡ˆ) ♥⋯ ❤ ⋯ ★

Like David, I thought you were the Ed i Tor-in-Chief, Tink. Now I'm utterly confused. Help!!!

I was redirected here by spam central international, after a combined Google search asking for information on: Bare bears with drivers licenses, who eat thin mints while scratching their itchy butts.
Go figure!
R

Tink or Bear, whoever's in charge. Hmmmmm, gotta be Bear because if Tink's butt itches he'd lick it until it quits just like the cat he is. Bear has too rub it on a tree. That's why there's so many bear butt stinking trees and when the forest fire hits it explodes because of the bear butt stink gas.
Anyway--who's in charge? OS is acting more and more like the U.S. government. No one's in charge and we all get screwed.

I am in charge of OS now Tink and I am giving you Emily Hollemans job.

The Salonkorp Shenanigans contimue!

Salon Korp cans CFO, per SEC filing:

http://biz.yahoo.com/e/120605/slnm8-k.html

Dang, I wish they'd pay me $150,000 to go away. I'
d blow town quicker than Tink'd. . .

Interesting this development given the most recent required quarterly report to the SEC appears to be a late.

Hey, shaggy (or this week's summer intern), inquiring minds want to know.

I am afraid to read comments.
Bear is bare in birthday suite.
`
There's no such thing as a riddle?
I barely know my own name? Pa?

`
I vote for koshersalammi. Maybe?

L. in the Sotheast? She see B & W.
That can be a good zebra? She is?
`
asia rein? I doubt She runs a circus.
`
Jonathan Wolfman? He delete folk.
`
Mimetalker? She has chattering teeth.
`
Scanner? He drone on and on. Great!
`
ischmoopie?
I doubt ischmoopie is Kerry. Davis McCain?
Tink and Gerald would run a fine farmyard?
Moo Moo
Shoo Fly
Good Pie
`

I am afraid to read comments.
Bear is bare in birthday suite.
`
There's no such thing as a riddle?
I barely know my own name? Pa?

`
I vote for koshersalammi. Maybe?

L. in the Sotheast? She see B & W.
That can be a good zebra? She is?
`
asia rein? I doubt She runs a circus.
`
Jonathan Wolfman? He delete folk.
`
Mimetalker? She has chattering teeth.
`
Scanner? He drone on and on. Great!
`
ischmoopie?
I doubt ischmoopie is Kerry. Davis McCain?
Tink and Gerald would run a fine farmyard?
Moo Moo
Shoo Fly
Good Pie
`

I am afraid to read comments.
Bear is bare in birthday suite.
`
There's no such thing as a riddle?
I barely know my own name? Pa?

`
I vote for koshersalammi. Maybe?

L. in the Sotheast? She see B & W.
That can be a good zebra? She is?
`
asia rein? I doubt She runs a circus.
`
Jonathan Wolfman? He delete folk.
`
Mimetalker? She has chattering teeth.
`
Scanner? He drone on and on. Great!
`
ischmoopie?
I doubt ischmoopie is Kerry. Davis McCain?
Tink and Gerald would run a fine farmyard?
Moo Moo
Shoo Fly
Good Pie
`

I am afraid to read comments.
Bear is bare in birthday suite.
`
There's no such thing as a riddle?
I barely know my own name? Pa?

`
I vote for koshersalammi. Maybe?

L. in the Sotheast? She see B & W.
That can be a good zebra? She is?
`
asia rein? I doubt She runs a circus.
`
Jonathan Wolfman? He delete folk.
`
Mimetalker? She has chattering teeth.
`
Scanner? He drone on and on. Great!
`
ischmoopie?
I doubt ischmoopie is Kerry. Davis McCain?
Tink and Gerald would run a fine farmyard?
Moo Moo
Shoo Fly
Good Pie
`

inquiring minds want to know . . . steve?

I no no know why a posted many times.
`
We laymen learner are no Ex-spurts.
Thankfully we in a fugue (nice) state.
We no question who's pathological.
No mere word can eliminate insane.
Maybe we can Believe in magic. Ay!
Beauty . . . If we imagine magic? Ah!
Everyday words we use in SPEECH?
`
It's watered down magic.
I gotta go get raw milk.
apology? No clog up.
No comment 4-X's.

For $150,000 I'd leave town too!! ~:D

Thanks everyone. If I'm in charge, we're going into a whole new direction,

PORN!!!

What?

:D

Come on people, look at that Cover, it's just screaming PORN! PORN! THE BRADY BUNCH! PORN!!! :D

Speaking of that, whatever happened to "Salon After Dark"?

another steve in the good dark?

No ask questions. You will be forced? Too?
Walk plank, stock cat scat high in black turret,
sleep in bed-bunk with Tink `telling Fish Stories.
`
never post two times in one day
No!
f you not in Gold Club? Club Scat
`
I understand why lawyers hate cat scat?

For a second I thought this was the writing voice of Jar Jar Binks. I may go camping soon and do not want to see you trying to drive my car my husband has enough moving violations.

Tink...your cap lock is on.

koshersalammmi Ranted you.

I assume this got a Editor Pissed.
Maybe editor read Classified Ads.
View @ Salon Personnel for Pals.
`
What's under your bed? She said:
`
See # Salon ~ Find Wild Exotics,
dust balls, cat fir, fuzzy mammal,
and Playboy Books. Gin Jugs, nice
slices of left-over SPAM. cat scat,
and cooked cans of sardine in red
ketchup. Line Bud Light Beer Can.
`

I GOT A VOTE! I GOT A VOTE!

Well, three votes. The comment posted a lot.

However:

Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

This probably means I'm not the bear.

Let's see:

(Subject:) New York is where I'd rather stay

I New York get allergic smell isssssss where I'd ing rather hay stay

I Newwwwwww just a York a dore pent is where I'd ra house ther stay/view

Darling I love you but smelling hayyyyyyyyy give me Park Avenue
me Park Avenue


Does the above make New York a fugue state? It's hard writing a fugue without staff lines.

It's harder imagining Eva Gabor singing one.

Hungarians are associated with Rhapsodies. Gypsy melodies. Dances with gigantic ebony hammered dulcimers that go unpredictably from slow to blazingly fast and back again, all while you're eating surprisingly good food.

Not fugues. Definitely not fugues. Orderly, intricate fuges. Three voice fugues. Four voice fugues. Double fugues. Triple fugues.

Fugues for solo violin. Bach wrote some of them. They contain some of the best writing I've ever heard anywhere. The first melody, the subject, played, and then you hear the second voice. It's completely distinct. But there is no second violin. And the sound isn't coming from an overdub. The bow hits two strings but they aren't doing the same thing, they're singing different melodies. At the same time. It's eerie. And so, so cool.

Arthur Grumiaux. That's the recording you want.

I once built a clavichord kit with a friend. The part of the mechanism that strikes the string is not called a hammer, like on a piano, nor a quill or plectrum, like on a harpsichord. It is just a simple piece of brass with a flat top. And its name, in this comment, is as appropriate as it gets.

It's called a

Tangent.

OS is ready for a coup.

SALON AFTER DARK went dark!! :( TOO MUCH EROTICA out there!! :D

Bears don't believe in cap locks, tangents, or coups, but cats do!!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!! :D