I have decided to take a few days off from the chaotic life of a world-renowned blogger on this wonderful site known as GirlsinCrotchlessPants.com!

I have taken days away from this site in the past, mostly due to my numerous fans at Indiana State Rest Home wanting me to test their medications out.

They have very soft mattresses too!

And a guy name Sid who will massage your feet for 25 cents!

Best deal ever!

But I decided to announce in the most dramatic way I could think of...

YOU ALL SUCK AND ONLY LIKE TWO OF YOU SWALLOW!!!!!

No, I kid, most of you swallow...

And the rest of you are imaginary!

I doubt I could ever find another site such as GrannysAssinHotPants.com even if I tried, and I have.

The people here are the best, a wide range of freaks, geeks, politic animals on all sides and a fine group indeed, especially Adult Date Friend Finder who joined last week and has clogged the OS servers with possibly a world record of spam!

I have tried not to let the crap bother me, the all night orgies we have in Kerry's office, where we drink all of his booze and try on Joan Walsh's old hats(remember back in the day when Joan wore those awesome hats!! Yeah, I miss those too!! Freaky WE NEED YOU!!!!) and every so often, someone would yell out a random, "Do Garbo!! Do Garbo!"

And either Trig or David Hasselhoff would do Garbo!!

Or Doris Day! (Asia, ask Trig to do his Doris Day!! IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!!)

Open has become my home away from the home.  You're all a bunch of mental patients but well, you make awesome macaroni art and when you color, most of you, color within the lines and color the sky orange!!

YEA!!!

I might let Foodie Tuesday this week pass me by as well. Sorry Cheap Bastid, I know you've been waiting for my lima bean and Spam Jello mold(go look it up!! EWWWW!!).

I will still be monitoring the FabuLutz Face Book Group --- Ugly Man-whores in Party Hats as well as my email so if anyone dies, you know, like me, please send the details to those accounts.

Thank you,

Staff and Management of UglyManWhoresInPartyDresses.com

Tinkerer Tink CEO/President/Head Bottle Washer.....

Hot Shoe wanted to add:

I RITE GUUD, BUT ITZ TUFF, I TOKE VACUTTION 2!! PLEASE, I DUNCE 4 U!!!

CHEX OUT MY WEBSITE @ HTTP://WWW.GOOGLE.COM! I ACCEPT PYAPAL!!!!

U PYAPAL 2???

Bear wanted to add:

 MY BUTT ITCHES!!!

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!! EVEN YOU UGLY ONES!! GO TO THE MIRROR AND SEE IF YOU UGLY!! TINK FOUND OUT HE AIN'T NO PRETTY KITTY WHEN HE HAS BEEN EATING PEANUT BUTTER OFF A HOOKER'S C****!!!!!

WE'LL BE BACK SOON WITH MORE STUFF, POSSIBLY EVEN ALMOST FUNNY, UNLESS YOU ASK THAT GUY WHO WRITES THOSE RIGHT WINGED LEFTY POSTS THEN HE'LL SAY, TINK ENTERPRISES WAS NEVER FUNNY, EVEN BACK IN 1901!!!

ANYWAYS, COO INTO THE EARS OF A COLD, DEAD, HEADLESS SQUIRREL!

HOW DO YOU DO THAT? IT GOT NO EARS!!!

Good night and have a better tomorrow......