Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
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President and CEO of Your Mom
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Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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JUNE 10, 2012 9:20PM

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM TINK: I givez up!

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Cat on Vacation 

I have decided to take a few days off from the chaotic life of a world-renowned blogger on this wonderful site known as GirlsinCrotchlessPants.com!

I have taken days away from this site in the past, mostly due to my numerous fans at Indiana State Rest Home wanting me to test their medications out.

They have very soft mattresses too!

And a guy name Sid who will massage your feet for 25 cents!

Best deal ever!

But I decided to announce in the most dramatic way I could think of...

YOU ALL SUCK AND ONLY LIKE TWO OF YOU SWALLOW!!!!!

No, I kid, most of you swallow...

And the rest of you are imaginary!

I doubt I could ever find another site such as GrannysAssinHotPants.com even if I tried, and I have.

The people here are the best, a wide range of freaks, geeks, politic animals on all sides and a fine group indeed, especially Adult Date Friend Finder who joined last week and has clogged the OS servers with possibly a world record of spam!

I have tried not to let the crap bother me, the all night orgies we have in Kerry's office, where we drink all of his booze and try on Joan Walsh's old hats(remember back in the day when Joan wore those awesome hats!! Yeah, I miss those too!! Freaky WE NEED YOU!!!!) and every so often, someone would yell out a random, "Do Garbo!! Do Garbo!"

And either Trig or David Hasselhoff would do Garbo!!

Or Doris Day! (Asia, ask Trig to do his Doris Day!! IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!!)

Open has become my home away from the home.  You're all a bunch of mental patients but well, you make awesome macaroni art and when you color, most of you, color within the lines and color the sky orange!!

YEA!!!

I might let Foodie Tuesday this week pass me by as well. Sorry Cheap Bastid, I know you've been waiting for my lima bean and Spam Jello mold(go look it up!! EWWWW!!).

I will still be monitoring the FabuLutz Face Book Group --- Ugly Man-whores in Party Hats as well as my email so if anyone dies, you know, like me, please send the details to those accounts.

Thank you,

Staff and Management of UglyManWhoresInPartyDresses.com

Tinkerer Tink CEO/President/Head Bottle Washer.....

Hot Shoe wanted to add:

hOT SHOE 

I RITE GUUD, BUT ITZ TUFF, I TOKE VACUTTION 2!! PLEASE, I DUNCE 4 U!!!

CHEX OUT MY WEBSITE @ HTTP://WWW.GOOGLE.COM! I ACCEPT PYAPAL!!!!

U PYAPAL 2???

Bear wanted to add:

Bear-Grandfather-Mtn-Tim-Floyd-779608 MY BUTT ITCHES!!!

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!! EVEN YOU UGLY ONES!! GO TO THE MIRROR AND SEE IF YOU UGLY!! TINK FOUND OUT HE AIN'T NO PRETTY KITTY WHEN HE HAS BEEN EATING PEANUT BUTTER OFF A HOOKER'S C****!!!!!

WE'LL BE BACK SOON WITH MORE STUFF, POSSIBLY EVEN ALMOST FUNNY, UNLESS YOU ASK THAT GUY WHO WRITES THOSE RIGHT WINGED LEFTY POSTS THEN HE'LL SAY, TINK ENTERPRISES WAS NEVER FUNNY, EVEN BACK IN 1901!!!

ANYWAYS, COO INTO THE EARS OF A COLD, DEAD, HEADLESS SQUIRREL!

HOW DO YOU DO THAT? IT GOT NO EARS!!!

Good night and have a better tomorrow......

 

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Are you threatening me?
i think we all need a vacation! i'm blaming all those damn planets in retrograde. they always mess with the mojo!
I think Hot Shoe was Bachelor #1 and the bear was Bachelor #2 on last The Dating Game show I saw. Kerry was Bachelor #3.
Because, if you are threatening me, I'm fully prepared to take things to the next level. You know what I'm talking about motherfucker, right? I know where all the skeletons are buried, and I don't mean that metaphorically.
Nice beach chair.
Where's the flounce dress? We know you're not coming back!
Tis okay. But remember, don't eat yellow sand.
i dont see how this is fair. am i supposed to NOT take this personally? i say you will be the only action i get, and what do you do? walk away? god, i grow more loathsome by the hour.

well, i am sure a few days away do all of us some good. not us, when you go, but for each of us who takes a day or two, its a good thing, surely.

if you will allow me, i will make this grope count.

:::::GROPE!!!!!!!!!!:::::::::
My, my but you do know how to charm... have fun Kwazy Kat!
Drew, WITH A KNIFE!! grrrr!! Just kidding, it's a NERF footballs!! Teehee!!

lemon, ~nodding~ I think so too. We all going to the Tropics!!! Woooooo! Damn planets!! ~kicks them~ OOOOOWWWWWW MY FOOT!! :D

lefty, that was a pretty good show too!! I was hoping Sandy Bottoms would have picked Kerry. I bet he could use a date. I could use a date!! WEEP!!!

Drew, I LOVE YOU SUGAR BOTTOMS!! Wanna make out? Hello? Shoot!!!

nile, and a nice beach!! :D

Chicken Man, I'll be back, I promise!!! I'm still just a few dollars short of getting my first AdSense check! OOOH YEA!! :D

phyllis, oh no, it icky!!! ~nodding~ ~:D

jane, I started writing this before I seen your post, I LUB U!!! ~GROPPPPEEEEEEES!!!~

;D I'll be back, I promise!!! ~smooch~
jmac, I'm good for something, mostly purring in peoples' laps!! ~:D
25 cents? Gee! That IS a great deal!
See ya round the old blogosphere, you kwazy kat!
Rtaed
Poor Woman, I know!! Awesome deal!! ~nodding~ :D

I'LL BE BACK.....
I slowed down and look what happened. No one remembers me
*****Runs off crying***
Bad Timing. Who's going to scratch my balls?
Oh you stylish kitty! Are those glasses Dior? So cute on your fuzzy face!

You have fun and don't forget the sun screen! Trig did, omg, he burned his you know whatzies! ouch!
That massage is a bargain!
Don't givez up for too long.
Enjoy your vacation. R
I don't understand what's going on around here, but I say that when I wake up each morning. R
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHOWER!!!!???

~FLEES INTO THE WOODS~
Ta ta till later, Tink. Remember to stick to your own litter box, K?

Lezlie
I volunteer to take care of your marijuana plants for you, that's what friends are for.
Let me get this right:

You're gonna dress up like Carmen Miranda and go on vacation with a "bear"?

Oh, okay.... Just the normal stuff...
I feel as if you've (once again) been found dead in a public restroom with your mom's wedding dress hiked up around your waist and your cock in your hand. ::sniffetysniffles::
Have a great vacation experience.....keep that litter box clean!
Good Gawd Cat !!!!!

Tell me you at least TIP him for tha t.25 cent massage!!!!
"The tip is...don 't expect one!"
I think the bear should go on the new dating show.
hugggggggggg
@Tinkerertink69

Might I suggest the sex tours of Montana. A couple of years ago there was a mandatory vocational program I think at this time everybody in Montana has been instructed to have demeaning sex with strangers for money a real win win. Do remember to bring your own cocaine what they have there isn't very good.
A twennyfive cent foot massage? That man must do it for the love of his art -- or has a distinctly Tinkertink foot fetish. Either way, where do I call to get an appointment?
--r--
A twennyfive cent foot massage? That man must do it for the love of his art -- or has a distinctly Tinkertink foot fetish. Either way, where do I call to get an appointment?
--r--
I am already dreaming up a "Tink is Away so I must Play" post to try to fill very large boots during you absinthe - I mean absence.
vacation? shit! what did I miss?
Have a great vacation, just don't take any "wide stances" in the men's room...
........and NEVER try to "tip" Sid; he'll just lean back some to try to get it all in.

Have a good'un kwazy kat......!!!

(*sniff, sniff, I miss him awreddy*)
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oh vaCAtion *mumble, mumble* ....just didn't hear you right
yeah, I think that sounds like a plan
a nap vacation. Is there any such thing?
ANOTHER coffee stained monitor compliments of my favorite feline and commenters.

Remind me NEVER to read Tink while having my morning coffee.

-R-
Don't lick the sunscreen off your nose. Trust me. Just don't.
Too funny, but are you really leaving, Tinl? Say it aint so...
tinker,

make sure Hot Shoe agrees to a prenup... absolutely, no nigglywiggly, be firm.

(Happy Honeymoons!!!!)
Have fun! Remind Ms. Hotshoe to wear her sunscreen. She has a lot of skin.
vacation?.....well, there's goes the closest thing to an ED-I-TOR....
enjoy......
Well hey, my butt itches too.
And I guess you just don't like watching that little circle thingey go round and round as it tries to bore into this wonderful world of OS.
Have fun and don't take any wooden suppositories.