It's 6:18 in the morning, Friday, still dark enough outside that if I go wandering the police will get called and I'll have a better blog to write.
I don't feel like getting pushed to the ground and searched in my body cavity, so I'll just sit here in my underwear and write something, make it up if I have to.
Why is it that the government wants to be able to see what I'm doing more and more while I'm online?
Are they that bored with snooping on the terrorists?
"Gee Frank, Al Zhad is really boring today, just sitting there at Facebook playing Farmville!"
"God, I know! Maybe we should flash over to Tink's and see if he has any new fetish videos!! God does that man love his balloon play!"
Seriously, don't they have enough ways to break down our doors of "privacy" without adding nukes and confetti?
And can't they find better reasons to need these new laws to invade our privacy then ---
- Child porngraphy
- The wellness of the public interest
Can't they just come out and say,
"We're bored people!!! We killed all the cool guys and now we're just left with the folks Sheriff Andy and Barney can hunt down and kill with their one bullet!! PLEASE!! Let us sniff your packets!"
I always find it funny, when they want to pass one of these snoop laws they always throw in the stuff like terrorism.
"Do you want Al'Zhad to win this war? Of course not!! This law will help US help YOU to keep AMERICA safe!!! Remember when you scoffed at having to get naked at the airport checkpoint. Saved millions of lives didn't we? Well, we can't prove that we saved those lives but we did, trust us, we're doing it for YOUR sake!!! BTW, you may want to do a disk defrag, getting kind of fragged there! GOOOOOOO JOE!!!"
And with the New World Order sniffing, will people feel safe enough to post questions like,
How Can I Stop Masturbating? I really need some advices here?
Will people come forward and say, "I wet the bed at the age of 35!" when they know that the Government could find out that their real name is Jack Sydney and they're not really 35 but 85?
Will the cast and crew of Salon Media be able to walk the streets free people?
I say HELL TO YOU GENERAL D. HAWKINS FROM ANDREW.AIR.MIL AND YOU SNOOPING AROUND MY CUTE KITTENS POST FROM THREE YEARS AGO!!!
I say if people want to post pictures of themselves nude with their Strawberry Shortcake doll, let them, in the freedom that they will only be known as DollyLuver69!
Or Ralph Peterson of Wankerstank, Maryland, 334 West 8th Street, Apt. 3-G!!!!
Information! Get it like we do, through Google!
Good night and have a better tomorrow!