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Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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APRIL 21, 2012 3:12PM

ANN ROMNEY AND TINK EAT PANCAKES WITH GEORGE CLOONEY!

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Here over the last few months, I've been getting lots of offer for contests to dine with 'First Ladies' (Present or possible future), play baseball with Presidential hopefuls, eat with Presidents, Clean George Clooney's swimming pool, Rub Joe Biden's balls, Make Love to a woman who slept in George Washington's bed, ETC. ETC. ETC.

And each time I enter, I feel a hope for a nation, right here, in my spleen.

I still haz it!

Today, I was reminded after yesterday's excitement of being nominated BEST POET ON PLANET EARTH(I bought ten pins and a shower cap!) once again why I love election time.

Desperation.

"How would you like to eat pancakes with Ann Romney?"

Would I?

Yes, my desperation is evident!

Priceless on the Love Scale.

I can imagine myself now dining on pancakes with Ann(according to the small rules on the bottom of the email, these pancakes have a net value worth of $25.00 at DESTINATION!  I'm not sure if the pancakes come with syrup or not with that value, either way, $25 FOR SOME PANCAKES? They better come with steak and eggs, lobster and a blowjob for 25 bucks!!!!)

"So how long have you been a Mitt supporter?" Ann will ask, a smile on her face.  She knows the truth but conversation is conversation.

"Oh since forever, probably since 1982..."

She nods.  "Me too! What do you like about him?"

She smiles again.

Dear God in Heaven, I'm falling in love with Ann Romney!

"His eyes..."

She sighs.  "Me too! They're just heaven aren't they. Can I tell you the Truth Tink?"

I nod.

"I'm not in love with Mitt, I don't even know if I like him! He's an Etch-a-Sketch, I shake him and the man I love becomes a liberal whore!"

I frown.

"Tink, I want to leave Mitt for Michelle Obama!!!!"

I gasp.

"She might be a liberal whore but she knows exactly where to touch me!"

I gasped again.

She sighs.

We go back to eating pancakes like normal folks.

Real normal folks.

We leave the caviar from Bulgaria off the plate.  Common folks we are.

With a deep dark secret between us.

I'm in love with Michelle Obama too!!!

And Ann Romney.

And the woman on the phone commercial.

Jesus I'm a slut!

And George Clooney, if you read this, I wouldn't kick you out of my bed if you happened to slip in.

"Tink you're on!" George Clooney smiles....

 

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And that's how I saved the world from nuclear holocaust.

Wait...wrong post....sorry.....

~wanders away~
Tink,

Some people! You fall in love at the drop of a hat. Sheesh. ;)

XOXOXO

P.S. Please send my best regards to your lovely wife.
Tink, Holy AC/DC, I had no idea you swing both ways, I just thought you were a garden variety psycho perv... stay away from those cucumbers!! Bad kat!
Diary, exactly! It's a gift and a curse!! ;D

jmac, but I luv the cucumbers!! ~:D
it doesnt surprise me. any of this.
mrs romney & mrs O,
you and both of them,
but,
uh,
the clooney thing disturbs me a bit.

25 dollar pancakes? twas worth it. u dug secrets out of the Lady.
No bj,. but i am not sure an ann b-j would be anything
to write home about.

As for Romney's eyes, they are peaceably calm, like a devout
Mormon's...

joseph smith, in a sane moment;

:[I]t is not always wise to relate all the truth. Even Jesus, the Son of God, had to refrain from doing so, and had to restrain His feelings many times for the safety of Himself and His followers, and had to conceal the righteous purposes of His heart in relation to many things pertaining to His Father's kingdom.
Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, p. 392
Was it that "up from under' look in his eyes that cinched the deal?
cinched the deal re. clooney, i mean.........
Did she pay for them by selling Mitt's stock that he inherited from his Dad? Or was that too sarcastic?

And they better have had REAL maple syrup.
Somehow I just don't see Ann and Michele as a couple.
rated with love
I don't know about them rich bitches, but George might just spring for brunch. He likes warm lingonberry sauce drizzled on his pancakes. And his c**k.

Rated, superbly.
Ah, political inspiration!!!! Gasp, did you say Romney? Ugh. Uninspired after all.
Wellllllll............. OK............ But just this once. Y'hear?

I can understand the Michelle thing. Heck, I'd boink her in a second!

The Ann thing has me worried about you some. That seems pretty dried up from here. I guess it'd be OK with lots of KY at both ends.

But Clooney??!!
My dear Tink, what would ever possess you to *@* Clooney? In ANY aperture? The last time a cute cat like you got to him he used denture adhesive instead of KY and they were stuck together for 3 weeks!!!

(*Thank you for saving the world - next time please don't bother - the world ain't worth it*)

;-)
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Now just a minute! I'll take George. You're welcome to those other two broads. At least he's on our side.
If you can get all that for $25 in Indiana, I'm packing my bags and catching the first Palmetto bug outta Myyammah. I hope you don't mind me making an extendedd visit at your place. R
I never get invited anywhere, even by pandering politicians. I have a warm spot in my spleen for Mitt because his father gave America the Gremlin.
Wow, Tink, you wild and crazy swinging cat, this might be too much information right after my cheerios!! Must ponder this..... maybe you need intervention to go to mormon sexaholocs anonymous meeting? Although Joseph Smith was kind of a swinger too! Wifey of Tink, help him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, Tink, you wild and crazy swinging cat, this might be too much information right after my cheerios!! Must ponder this..... maybe you need intervention to go to mormon sexaholocs anonymous meeting? Although Joseph Smith was kind of a swinger too! Wifey of Tink, help him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, Tink, you wild and crazy swinging cat, this might be too much information right after my cheerios!! Must ponder this..... maybe you need intervention to go to mormon sexaholocs anonymous meeting? Although Joseph Smith was kind of a swinger too! Wifey of Tink, help him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, Tink, you wild and crazy swinging cat, this might be too much information right after my cheerios!! Must ponder this..... maybe you need intervention to go to mormon sexaholocs anonymous meeting? Although Joseph Smith was kind of a swinger too! Wifey of Tink, help him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tink, I love you. You have the innate ability to make me smile no matter how cranky I am. Just look at what you've done here with worldly women and whatnot! Starting an orgie from scratch like only you can do? Priceless. ;)
I mean, do you want a three way with Michelle and Ann, or do you want a four way when you throw in George Clooney?
James, me and Clooney are a thing!! ~:D

phyllis, hell yeah, damn maple syrup and a bar of gold!! EEK!! ~:D

RP, I know, I'm just a hopeless romantic!! Wouldn't it be funny if they were? ;D

kid, mmmmmmm mmmmm!! ;D

Sheila, I got a free bumper sticker from him too!! ~Woo~ ~:D Will I be voting for him? Probably not!! :D

sky, I like to laugh at the world, so...uh....:D

I use to love Brad Pitt but then he got all pussy whipped and by the wrong pussy!! BADA BING!! :D

Christine, we can share him!! :D

Trudge, come on over, got a spare room with a view of the next door neighbor's love den!! She's 87 but damn...:D

Gerald, god bless them!! WEEP!! :D

Joanne, she can't help me, she at workie!! WAAAA!! ~:D

Belinda, it's a gift!! Someday I'll use it for good!! ~:D

lefty, YES SIR!! :D