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HOMOSEXUALS ARE TRYING TO ABDUCT YOU!
Beware!
If you see a homosexual, run away, they're trying to abduct you, take you to a Techno club, and possibly braid your hair!
That's what homosexuals do!
How do I know?
The AFA(American Family Association --- AFA.NET) has been telling me that for years.
(And well, YouTube showed me this PSA awhile back as a 'suggested turd' and boy,were they right! I never had a 'homosexual' approach me and offer me a ride! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? AIN'T I SEXY ENOUGH? ~boohoohoo~)
But this month, they have their panties in a bunch over a Hardee's/Carl JR ad featuring a woman at a drivein getting hot and heavy with a hamburger. (http://www.afa.net/Detail.aspx?id=2147518171 Seriously, they are wanting me to call up the CEO of Hardees and tell him to stop putting masturbation material on the TV!! The hell?? AND I WANT A GOD DAMN HAMBURGER TOO!!!!)
I'm so confused, it's bad to thumb a ride with a gay person but it's also wrong to lust after a hamburger holding female at the drive-in!
By the way, what's a drive-in?
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Who knows anymore....
~wanders off for more sexy commercials aired during Dora the Explorer~
Ahh! Da '50s!
:-) / r
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boys_Beware
California is still fairly creepy.
JMac
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
Jonathan, I know!!! EEK!! ~:D
toritto, and the 60s!! ~:D
phyllis, remember, don't look directly into their eyes, or they'll charge!! ~:D
Peter, so I've been told!! ~:D
Jim, damn!!!
JMac, Hardees in my town is closed!! ~:D The Lesbians up in Indianapolis will knife you for a $1.95!! ~:D
Linda, I love fries!! ~:D And a milkshake too!!!!
Larry, me too!! ~:D
SpiritMan, ahhh, thanks!!!! I'd only make ya sneeze and such for a bit!! I'm cool like that, can hold my fur in for a long time!! ~;D
And exactly!! When I seen this video, I thought of you!!! ;D (Seriously, I was like, EEK!! SPIRITMAN OFFERED ME A RIDE ONCE BUT THEN WAS LIKE ACHOOOO....:D)
lefty, mmmmm.....hamburgers!! ~Drool~ :D
Queens are awesome, especially old ones, they have the best stories!! ~:D
In Alice's adventures in Wonderland thee:
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queen always scream:
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"off with that cat's head!"
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Thankfully, she never did!
She just said she'd chop it!
She no did wore Rolodex!
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Tink? Bum a catnip smoke.
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the ninety year-old
bumming 'Camel' cigarettes
from his great-grabdson
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huh . . .
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Cats smoke catnip, and nap
Cat search blogs for beers
and hops help car snooze
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Good news Monday . . .
My download is slow . . .
I go for one beer run`gin.
Pet store opened @ 10AM.
Cat not do nap in fish-tank.
If you nap - nap in dog-hut.
Cat and poodle hop poodle.
I saw a beagle hop a puddle.
Puppy hump harpie puddle.
Poodle nap. Cat hop bathes:
In shallow muddy 'ole puddle
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huh?
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Who knows . . .
No show porn
Photo to Core
Member Core
or
Core be cranky
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Cats behave too
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People cats steal
castle in fish tank
ay look miserable
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huh?
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Tink writes . . .
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"Who knows anymore?"
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I know I'll buy (not but)`
a six-pack of 'Fat Tire'
a New Belgium Beer
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Cats lap toilet water
GOP lick poodle too
Pup hump silly cat
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silly
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Lard ay has mercy!
Cat nip too!! :D
What? :D
Wouldn't it be easier just to go to their school to snag them up by the 100s, instead of maybe, hoping, that one will move out from the herd?
:D
I've only read your title so far, and I must correct you already.
The only people trying to abduct me these days are the suppliers and those guys from the cartels. Go figure. Somehow they think I'm all up in their business. Fortunately I'm one step ahead of them now and will stay that way. :)
V
XOXOXO
P.S. Please send my best regards to your lovely wife.
Is that anything like cat napping?
They used to show us things like this when I was in the Boy Scouts. It was all just a trick, of course. It was all supposed to convince our parents that weird ol' Mr. Turvy, the assistant scoutmaster, didn't drive a Ford.
And in those days the cops ALWAYS drove Fords with big flathead V-8 engines! They wouldn't be caught dead in a 59 Chevy.
(*and to rate*)
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SpiritMan, so many dicks too!!!! Can't even count that high myself!!!
(Lots of pussies too!!! Sheesh, good days to be Tri-Sexual!! ~:D)
Diary, it's nice to be wanted right? :D
bobbot, I know, right? GASP!! ~:D Homosexuals are evil!! They'll murder ya if you sleep!! Or buy you presents and take ya fishing, I'm so confused!! ~:D
asia, yeah, except with cat napping, there's less kissy kissy!! ~:D
Stim, ~nodding~ The PTA are evil too!! Almost as evil as the Girl Scouts!! ~:D
sky, I'D LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COKE, AND KEEP IT COMPANY...~SINGING~ :D
I always thought the Boy Scouts were kind of gay anyways, holding hands, taking communal showers, dropping the soap, etc. etc.
Or was that gym??? :D
Cranky, Hi Mr. Hoover!!! Nice dress!! :D
courtney, do not be deceived, they are evil!! And cool too...they give me candy!!! :D
lorianne, it's the mustache that gave him away!! ~:D
cc, he's in disguise!!! ~LOL~
James, AFA likes to confuse us!! It's okay, I've been a fan of theirs for years and even I get confused!! :D
Of the same variety as the one who tempted poor nude Eve
to eat that fruit of the tree of knowledge
and munch it good
and get the juice runnin down her legs.etc.
Hmmm?
"Press send FRed(tm) and let's mince outside for a cigar."
No idea what I was supposed to say about that.
-R-
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".
The authorities think she may have been pushed.
CreekEnd, oh my!! ~:D
Stacey, I'd like an order of their actress though!!! She looks nummy!! What???? :D
L.E. ~nodding~ I think that situation involves hitting the person in the face!! ~:D
Margaret, maybe!! ~:D
Subway has something that makes me feel close.....mmmm...turkey and bacon!! ~:D
Abrawang, them folks on that side of the fence equate a lot of things that are choices as mental illness!! PFFFFT!! So what if I want to look at the Weather Channel and masturbate!! PFFFFT!! :D
CreekEnd, teehee!! Oops, I mean, BAD CREEK!! BAD!! :D