SID DAVIS PRODUCTION PRESENTS ====
HOMOSEXUALS ARE TRYING TO ABDUCT YOU!
If you see a homosexual, run away, they're trying to abduct you, take you to a Techno club, and possibly braid your hair!
That's what homosexuals do!
How do I know?
The AFA(American Family Association --- AFA.NET) has been telling me that for years.
(And well, YouTube showed me this PSA awhile back as a 'suggested turd' and boy,were they right! I never had a 'homosexual' approach me and offer me a ride! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? AIN'T I SEXY ENOUGH? ~boohoohoo~)
But this month, they have their panties in a bunch over a Hardee's/Carl JR ad featuring a woman at a drivein getting hot and heavy with a hamburger. (http://www.afa.net/Detail.aspx?id=2147518171 Seriously, they are wanting me to call up the CEO of Hardees and tell him to stop putting masturbation material on the TV!! The hell?? AND I WANT A GOD DAMN HAMBURGER TOO!!!!)
I'm so confused, it's bad to thumb a ride with a gay person but it's also wrong to lust after a hamburger holding female at the drive-in!
By the way, what's a drive-in?