In the beginning, there was like nothing and then something happened, possibly pretty awesome, or it could have been a whimper, who knows, nobody was around to give a 1st hand account.
Then more stuff happened.
And then there was light.
Or maybe someone invented the flashlight.
This probably all happened in like 1952.
Possibly more stuff happened, and then monkeys or rhinoceros or a turtle began to walk on two legs, which freed their hands for awesome stuff, like building atom bombs and masturbating.
Then, with a map from like Dayton, Ohio(1932), man kind moved across the earth, devouring everything in their path, and molesting goats!
Then, when all was settled, the ice age, which involved lots of ice cream and funnel cakes, decided to hit, a lot, numerous times or something.
Then the ice went on spring break and human beings were like, YAY!
And then World Wars hit and people were like, boo!
Rock and Roll fell upon the Earth around 19,812,090 or something.
It used actual rocks!
More stuff happened, possibly involving sex and drugs and the rest you know!
Good night and have a better tomorrow!
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JMac
I'm off to the tracks too!! Whooo!! :D
jmac, a lot!! ;D
And I like it!
Tink: Maybe you could summarize the summary?
-R-
Jejune, it all boils down into the stuff!!! :D
Walter, ~nod~ ~:D
J.P. ~nod~ :D Wait, not fiction though!! It all happened!! ~:D
L.E. stuff happened!! The end!! ~:D
R
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Rated for only Tink could do this and make it work.
Here's the real TRUTH...!!
In the beginning there was Great Cat and Great Cat said, "LET THERE BE NIP", and lo! There was NIP.
So one day, while tokin' a dube, Great Cat got the talkies but He din't have no one to talk to. He also got the munchies and din't have nuthin' to munch on. So then he said, "Let there be some real cool cats and lots'a Fancy Feast, and lo! There was Tinkerertink69, Miss page 31, Nigerian Princesses, some neat folks at OS, and a freakin' truckload of Fancy Feast.
And here we all are!!
Ain't that wunnerful?
Put your left hand on the part that hurts, sign a large cheque with your right hand, mail it today to Great Cat Ministries.
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I lost a half-a-dozen comment earlier.
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one optimistic farmer toddler
trying to teach a black poodle
how to suck a rubber pacifier
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severeid scared me.
"and that's the way it is..."
i wish i could get all the time & energy i spent
in history class after f-ing history class
when a few minutes' read
would bring me
up to speed.
You forgot to mention only one thing:
is there a purpose, or reason,
for history?
Tink solved the mystery of life!
PM you early and let you know if it's a better day and worth getting up.
History huh? Never heard of it.
R
HUGGGGGGGGG
Gerald, there's no intelligence involved!! Just look at today!! ~:D
(What? :D)
Seer, ~nodding~ I love that show!!! I was inspired by History Channels HISTORY OF THE WORLD, 2 hours from day zero to like today!! It was awesome!! I figured, I'd boil it down to the nitty gritty!! ~:D
Cup Cake, I am pretty awesome ain't I? :D
sky, and everyone says, MEOW....:D
phyllis, damn world is a bitch ain't it??? :(
lefty, it doesn't end, it just goes on and on my friend...:D
designanator, when that happens, I'll just add lots of pics!! ~:D
Art, damn the comment messerupper system!! PFFFT!!!! :D
James, I think the reason history is there so we can repeat it!! ~nod~ ~:D
zuma, and now we must stop the trees from having sex!! Mine are having GAY TREE SEX!!! OH NOZE!! :D
CatholicGirl, ~nod~ That's what I've been told!! ~:D
trig, ~nodding~ Yes it does!! ;)
Linnnn, :D
Thank you, I'm here all week!! Teehee!! :D
CreekEnd, so how's the day doing??? :D
ASH, me too!! ~:D
Chrissie, History Channel, they're awesome!! ~:D Everything you wanted to know about anything but were afraid to ask!! Wooo!! ~:D
Linda, yes!! :D
trilogy, you welcome!! :D