North Dakota has a night life?
I received the following from one of my long time readers and good friend to the House of Tink and Underwear Store, Trig Da Thunder(and his other butt cheek, he calls Lightning! See? Thunder and .... yeah, I thought it was an awesome tattoo idea too!)
Seemingly, this ad...
...has been declared, "Too racy, obscene even!!!" by Facebook Friends of North Dakota Tourism Board.
Source: Stolen from --- http://news.yahoo.com/nd-tourism-director-ad-wasnt-meant-racy-000559311.html
BISMARCK, N.D. (AP) — The advertisement was meant to showcase North Dakota's nightlife: Two young men and three women flirt through the window of a downtown Fargo motel bar. Printed next to them is the message: "Drinks, dinner, decisions. Arrive a guest. Leave a legend."
It was meant to be "a little flirty, a little fun," said Pat Finken, president of Odney Advertising, the agency that created the ad.
Instead, some found it a tawdry come-on, prompting the state's tourism division to yank it from its Facebook page late Thursday after it drew dozens of complaints and comments.
One commenter called the ad "sickening," while another speculated about what the people in the photo needed to do to "leave a legend."
Finken and Sara Otte Coleman, director of North Dakota's tourism division, said Friday they were surprised by the reaction.
"It wasn't my favorite ad. I thought, 'Oh, this is a little cheesy.' I certainly didn't think it was over the line, or seductive, or in any way in poor taste," Coleman said. "It really just takes one or two (negative comments), and then people jump on the bandwagon."
A little flirty?
My god man, you can see them girls' knees!
You know what it means when a girl shows her knees, don't you?
She wants sex.
Of course, according to the article, the five models in the ad know each other, two of them are even boyfriend/girlfriend.
The shame those two must feel.
Katherine Paynter, who is standing in the middle of the three women in the ad, said the five young people know each other well. One of the men in the ad is her boyfriend, Gavin Rehder, 27, of Fargo, who is shown seated at a bar table holding a half-empty glass of beer.
"When they posted it on Facebook for the public to view I thought nothing of it, nothing at all," Paynter said. "They're trying to get a certain age group to look into the nightlife in North Dakota .... It wasn't supposed to be some sleazy, racy photo."
Gavin, you drunking man-whore!
Half-empty? I say it's time for another beer, pronto!
And nightlife in North Dakota?
If you look at the picture closely, you will note it's not a very busy nightlife, as they are seemingly the only people on the street.
Paynter, 24, a Fargo resident, is a model and actress who teaches public speaking at North Dakota State University. She said she was disgusted by personal insults directed at the models, some of which described the women as overweight and ugly and the men as gay.
"We were quite excited for this ad to come out, so for it to blow up like this is almost embarrassing," she said.
Well, I wasn't going to mention it, but your boyfriend looks quite happy.
Have you thought about getting him into some programs?
Michele Bachmann's husband has one you might check into, pray the gay away and there's another program called pray the alcoholic away too.
Both are very good programs, though, they didn't pray my gay away, I'm still quite happy but now, instead of beer, I drink vodka, straight, all night long.
And to the ladies, you shouldn't give two poos what a bunch of trolls on Facebook say, hell, I find all three of you very 'Hawt' as the kids on FB say.
If I wasn't already drunk, gay and happly married, I'd ask all three of you out to taste the samples of Golden Corral Buffet and then we could go dancing on the water front.
And yes, bring your boytoys!
To the North Dakota Tourism Board, you guys are stupid too, listening to trolls off Facebook and pulling the ad because of it?
Did they teach you nothing at those fancy tourism colleges you went to?
First rule, don't post nothing that means a thing on Facebook.
You'll get ripped by the trolls.
Or you'll get horny men commenting, "I'd let all three of them models sit on my face all night long!!!" said Tinkerertink69.
But since you seem to need my help, I've made some new ads you can sell to the Canadians(trust me, them Canadians are horny bastards, they want racy to down right perversion after a 11 months of winter!!!!! They want some knee and then some!!!)
So this is for you ----
NORTH DAKOTA: WHAT HAPPENS HERE, STAYS HERE, WE THINK, BUT DON'T TELL THE SHEEP YOUR REAL NAME!
Nothing says North Dakota like leather masks, nipple rings and cock and ball tortures, and who doesn't love a whip up the old anus?
Yes! Fargo has twenty three dungeons all within walking distance. Can Y/you feel the love?
I bet a worthless slave can!
Far from it!
And for you, North Dakota Tourism Board, it's all yours for FREE!!!
Look! North Dakota has art, galleries galore, and at each one of them, sex crazed and fancy free citizens will show you 'what art is all about, wink wink, nudge nudge!'
Come to North Dakota for the sunflowers, stay for the free sex, drugs and polka show!
"ROLL OUT THE BARREL, WE'LL DO STUFF WITH YOUR MUFF!! WOOO WOOOO WOOOO!!!"
Racy? Not even close!! Bismarck rocks the balls off the yak!!!
Whatever the hell that means, and I think you do! FARGO!!!
Sorry, I get a little over the top when it comes to tourism.
But North Dakota, you're a better state, bring back the girls with the sexy knees and the two guys drinking beer!!