Hi!

Today is Sunday which means, Good News!

• Queen Jobe sent me pictures.  Email too, but it was pretty depressing, her mama and papa were killed by angry rabid headless squirrels because her daddy has so much money in the bank, it made everyone look like they were poor, so they were like, 'Gives us da money or we break your face!' but they killed him, his wife, three of his five kids, and now, Queen Jobe can't get no money, in refugee camp for lost monkey spankers or something. But good news, she sent pictures, two of herself and one of her brother.

 Yeah, Queen Jobe can pose with the best of them! Even as she is stuck in some refugee camp, her parents dead, her life a heap of shit, she's posing!

What refugee camp doesn't have a photo studio on camp?

A really shitty one!

 Here's Queen Jobe's brother. 

In the email, he's just known as 'my brother' but I've giving him the name of Sam.

He is shown here writing a letter to his best biggest brother, Tink, who gave him a name.

~weeping~

• Listening to some GODSMACK and now wanting to go out and kill people, just because it would make me happy.  Or start a band called God's Anus with such hits as 'Fuck you with your Peace' and 'Your mom is a whore and so are you!'  and maybe even 'Good News Sunday --- the chicken you ate at Chinese Joe wasn't poodle! IT WAS CAT!!'
• I haven't died yet! Unless this is the after life and if so, it sucks!
• You were crying like a bitch!
• Everybody seems to be in a good spirit, except that loser over at CNN.Com who always responds to messages with 'IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT' Every message --- even the ones that says, firemen saves kitty from tree.  OBAMA'S FAULT!!!
• I didn't have to kill any Iranian Nuclear Scientists today.  Good to have a day off once in awhile.
• I did have to kill an insurance salesman. But that was right on my front porch and he deserved it. Cocky fucker!
• Birthday dinner for the wifey at Famous Dave's.   It was very nummy. Her birthday is on Thursday which means big blizzard will hit New Albany on the 19th!  When she was born, it was  a blizzard, and every birthday since, some form of extreme weather pattern has hit, rain, snow, sleet, whatever, it will hit on the 19th!
• I found some jobs to apply to, that's awesome, slim pickings! I could handle being a Multimedia Star for the Buttfalls Lions!

That's about it. 

My penis hasn't fallen off yet, so that's good news.

Also, today is buy one get one free at the crack house.  Yeah, I bet your mom is excited, I am too!

WHO WANTS TO START A REVOLUTION AND KILL ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS?

Me neither.

Maybe tomorrow!

Good night and have a better tomorrow...