I've discovered my problems in life just by walking into the living room at just the right moment.

I was going to do a repost of one of my very old posts back from 2009 but first I wanted to refill my glass with some more water.

As I was walking into the kitchen, the TV was on MSNBC Morning Joe and the bottom read:

Newt Gingrich: Poor kids have bad work habits.

I stood there for a moment, my brain thinking back to my own childhood.

"Dumbass, you were poor as a child and ya ain't doing too good in your 'adulthood'!  Newt is right!!"

I ran down the hallway and went to my source of information, Google.com!

Stolen from: The Hill

GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich said Thursday that “really poor children” have bad work habits and no knowledge of how to make an income “unless it’s illegal.”

Doubling down on his argument that children in poor neighborhoods should be employed as janitors in schools, Gingrich argued that the best way to teach children in poor neighborhoods good working habits is to put them to work as soon as possible.

“Start with the following two facts,” Gingrich said Thursday at a campaign stop in Iowa.

“Really poor children in really poor neighborhoods have no habits of working and have nobody around them who works, so they literally have no habit of showing up on Monday,” Gingrich said.

“They have no habit of staying all day. They have no habit of ‘I do this and you give me cash’ unless it’s illegal.”

Gingrich said every successful person he knows started working at an early age in explaining his position that schools should hire poor children in their neighborhoods for part-time jobs as assistant librarians or assistant janitors.

Newt is my new hero!

He's right! I never learned right from wrong since I was poor.  I only do illegal things to acquire money, like selling drugs that I get across the border(in Canada!!) to senior citizens who can't afford to buy the drugs they need legit-wise!

They too didn't learn the proper values during their childhood, cause, they were poor too!

Only the rich learn the correct values in life, like cheating on your wife as she dies from cancer or some other kind of icky disease, or stealing from the workers' retirement plans and other 'proper things' to do.

Child labor laws are stupid.

The comments from Gingrich echo the argument he first made in November, when he called child labor laws that might prevent the hiring of school children as janitors as “stupid.”

“This is something that no liberal wants to deal with,” Gingrich said at the time. “Core policies of protecting unionization and bureaucratization against children in the poorest neighborhoods, crippling them by putting them in schools that fail has done more to create income inequality in the United States than any other single policy.

“It is tragic what we do in the poorest neighborhoods, entrapping children in, first of all, child laws, which are truly stupid.”

Damn you Liberals and your ideals of 'protecting the children' with laws that are not only stupid, but are hurting our childrens' futures!

These poor, misguided children do not need school, the education they need can be found in the factories, the steel mills, the coal mines and the nuclear reactors.

They will learn more in an office than at some desk where a teacher is blathering on about how George Washington did stuff or 2 + 2 =22!

They'll learn stuff like 'Washing the Books' and 'Back Stabbing to Move up the Ladder'.

They'll learn how to succeed!

Or they might end up dead.

Either way, we'll have a better America!

A better world.

And again, once these children have been worn out, used up, we can process them into tasty food products!

A win-win situation.

Damn you liberals in the back, stop rolling your eyes, you wouldn't know a good idea if it bit you in the ass, for God-sake, you voted for Obama for President!

Newt Gingrich, you are the hero here, your ideas should be put into place RIGHT NOW!!

Signed,

Edwards Fartes, CEO of Soylent Green Inc.