- Seattle, Washington,
- July 01
- I've changed a lot in the last five years, some good, some bad, some things are just different. I'm trying to find a way back to me, but I'm pretty sure that my GPS has dementia.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Hi...really, that is all
July 10, 2014 12:15AM
- Writing Class I: This is a bad
September 25, 2013 06:17PM
- Home Remedy
September 08, 2013 09:21PM
- By way of re-introduction...
September 02, 2013 06:04PM
- Drop the Pole
August 06, 2012 06:30PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “heron your name was
mentioned also. Just think
about FB. I
could tutor you in
July 10, 2014 07:42PM
- “You done cracked da
July 10, 2014 04:09PM
- “CINDY!!! CINDY!! We were
just talking about YOU! I'm
you mail right
July 10, 2014 12:44PM
- “Well partly for the
reason that just happened - an
when I checked on
July 10, 2014 12:15PM
- “I'm doing pretty good.
Lots of us still mingle
July 10, 2014 08:26AM
Deven McKay's Links
- MY LINKS
"So they had someone named Julie from that huge church call
"Yeah. I told Julie what I thought all right! I told her that I never felt so unwelcomed in a church before. That they needed to be less worried about my walker staying behind a pole and more worried that… Read full post »
"Well meh. I enjoyed the music here, but not much else. You didn't seem like you enjoyed it much either."
"Why do you say that?"
"Mom, during the preaching you spent fifteen minutes trying to quietly open a cough drop. Then you folded your bulletin into a crane. Then y/…
"Do you want to get out Mom? I'm just picking up a
"No, no. I'll just sit here and people watch."
"Oh Lord, you're pouting."
"You have no reason to be pouting at me."
"Ah, the silent treatment. You know that's…
Then I thought I could throw in a few more pics and see if I could manage to blow up your/… Read full post »
"Well this is always interesting..."
"Yes, the ladies want to write a letter to Meat Loaf Aday."
2) Brown the beef until it's just done (until you think "that needs to cook a bit more" if you were eating it for tacos). Add in taco seasoning.
Add in what you like. I added green onion, olives, tomatoes, and cilantro.… Read full post »
Canadian Moose Show
"Come on in, it's open."
"Have you ever heard of people having sex with a dog?"
"......... .......... .................... ............... ............ ................. ....................... ...................................... ........../… Read full post »
Ben: I’m not going to do it.
Me: Yes you are. You’re not going to disappoint all those old people.
Ben: Mom I really, really don’t want to do/… Read full post »
Ben: “Hi Grandma.”
Mom: “I’m glad you’re going with us to the casino buffet Ben.”
Me: “You two better be hungry!”
Mom: “Ben, I tried to call you last/… Read full post »
[edit: BBE pointed out that some people might blow up their computers if they tried to load and watch all the YouTubes. It's not necessary to watch them. I marked all the clips at the critical seconds. The Finland clip is worth watching all the way through if you like train… Read full post »
I admit it, I'm bored. But I'm also lazy. Bored and lazy is a hard combo to overcome.
I whipped out my list of topics, Mom notes, kid notes, woodpecker hate manifesto notes, with every intention of writing something. Then I realized that would involved a lot of movement, what with… Read full post »
Mom: “It’s good to have everyone back together.”
Thelma: “What’s Betty’s daughter doing here?”
Me: “Miss Thelma I came to celebrate the return of the movie club, and before you ask, I feel just fine.”… Read full post »
“Let’s sit up here for a change.”
“Mom, we’re almost sitting in the salad bar. Let’s move back a bit.”
“It will be exciting to sit where all the action is.”
“All the action of the Old Country Buffet salad bar.&nbs… Read full post »
Yeah, so, I can't write poetry. So now you must suffer through some more unnecessary macros of flower bits. You know you want it, you want it bad.
HOT WET FLOWERS WAITING TO CHAT WITH YOU!
Me: “Hello this is your daughter.”
Mom: “Well you were wrong.”
Me: “Did you make sure the water was boiling before you poured it in?”
Mom: “Why would I pour boiling water on Channel 18?”
Me: “Channel 18?&/… Read full post »
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“I bet if I kept driving after I dropped you off, I could make it to Mexico by the time you got out of school.”
“I couldn’t think of anything to make for dinner, so I just… Read full post »
“Hello it’s your mother.”
“Hello it’s your daughter. I’ve been trying to call you for the past hour.”
“Why? What’s wrong?”
“Nothing’s wrong Mom, I just wanted to ask you something for the Diary People… Read full post »
In my continuing effort to justify my new camera purchase, I've decided to aggravate y'all with more stupid flowery type of pictures.
Now that I think about it, I might be unjustifying my camera purchase with these shots.
Well, what's important is that I aggravate you.
(Part One is HERE)
Susan Mitchell: Did any of them every keep a diary? Did they ever read it to anyone? Did they ever read someone else's dairy? If they did, did they find out something juicy?
Mom: “I kept a diary in the third grade. My dad… Read full post »
Decandent Sundae: Could I please be the first one to ask for more information about the tongue balls?
Louise: “Tongue balls?”
Mom: “Louise, you don’t know about tongue balls?”
Louise: “No. What causes them?”
Mom:&n… Read full post »
Everyone else in here looks like they’re going to church. What’s the deal? Oh, here comes a guy in fleece and flip flops. I don’t understand why people’s toes don’t snap off wearing flip fl/… Read full post »