I read Torman’s blog today and was immediately reminded of a site my niece introduced me to whilst I was in Canada over Christmas (hi Tara and thanks for the mental scarring...), peopleofwalmart.com. This site is made up of pictures of people who shop at Walmart stores across the length and breadth of the United States of America, and they are usually accompanied by painfully honest and brutal comments.
For your enjoyment, and to show to you all exactly what Torman is talking about, here are some of peopleofwalmart.com’s best from Missouri (captions also taken from the site)...
Really? You look like you’re starting to transform into some sort of uninteresting Hulk.
So she lives in Barbie’s Dream House, uses an Easy Bake Oven and drives around in her Power Wheel; You grew up, have a miserable job and pay taxes. Who’s the goofy one?
It looks like one of those Bratz dolls came to life!
AAAAAGHHH! Oh man, that thing scared the sh*t out of me! Are you serious with that that?! Holy…I don’t even…with that tank top…are you kidding me? And it’s all wavy! Oh man….wow.
I can neither confirm nor deny that she is Storm from X-Men.
Hahahahaha. I’m laughing because you can’t stop looking! You don’t want to, but you just can’t stop! Hahahahahah….gross.