When did Sarah Palin reach her potential?
What do you call Obama with a hairlip?
What did McDonalds say to the little fat kid?
What do you call a black gymnast?
Why wouldn't the little boy go to church?
There was a priest there
What's the muslim study of past artifacts?
What's the fat babies favorite lullaby?
Twinkie Twinkie Little Star
Why did the White House lose power?
They forgot to pay the reform bill
Why did the pregnant spider scream?
She was having a taRANTula
What's a popular muslim fabric?
What did Octomom take home from the hospital?
Why was the cartoonist booked?
They found trace particles.
What did the pilot leave in the airplane toilet?
A travel log
What do you call a Russian on xanax?
Why did Tiger Woods text the psychic?
She gave good whoroscope
Who is Uncle Sam's sister?
Why are armless people so healthy?
They can't catch anything
What do you call a man-hating lesbian?
What do you call a relaxed writer?
Why does Tim McClellan sleep with his phone?
Scared to miss another call
Why did the golf ball like the water?
He wanted to be subpar
Why couldn't Tony Hayward graduate?
He forgot to order a cap and gown.
What do you get when a bull sucks helium?
What did the fetus request at the hotel?
A womb for two
What made the stairs into escalators?
Who supports the legalization of marijuana?
Why was the lizard put in jail?
Possession of mariguana
Why couldn't the little poor boy go to Sea World?
They didn't accept whalefare
How did the saavy homeless man make money?
He used an I Hate Obama sign.
Who handles stolen fonts?
The Serif's Deputy
What do feminists drive?
What killed the keyboard?
Why did the wine glass wear heels?
She wanted to lift her spirits
What killed the workaholic farmer?
Where does the farmer get his meds?
Who designs the deadliest denim?
Why did BP hire a thug?
He was good at capping
Which key opens rehab?
What do Cheney and his daughter share?
The desire to manipulate Bush
Where did BP throw its trash?
In the peli can
Why was the lawyer scandalous?
She flashed her briefs at a well-hung jury.
How did the expletive travel lightly?
She only packed her swear essentials