Things I learned along the way
- February 26
- Your average inconsistent X'er
I used to care very much about being a good Republican, but I don't know what that means anymore. I now focus my energies on writing about growing up, the politics of Animal Welfare. I volunteer. I organize fund raisers. I do my best to raise awareness about cruelty, gay penguins, stupid people who keep wild animals as pets and showing funny cat videos.
I also write extensively about my family who would probably laugh about this blog, then choke me (but not hard enough for it to be a felony).
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bruise with ripped muscle
finally a month
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I run four times a week.
I cycle everywhere.
I eat a fuck load of vegetables.
I don't eat dessert.
My cholesterol is at a healthy low, so is my blood pressure.
I sleep well.
I'm training to do a triathalon.
I do yoga.
I have good… Read full post »
So there I am not far from home, riding along thinking about the mounds and mounds of laundry I need to do. Mostly because with each pedaling motion I am reminded that I am wearing bike-unfriendly under things under my highlighter yellow jersey and attendant black cycling shorts.
Sexy… Read full post »
So here it is, the annual ritual when everyone starts making lofty promises about the new people they plan on becoming. New year’s resolutions make me think about how I changed.
Initially my change was about losing weight. Holy fuck was that hard. It was emotionally complex. Physically challen… Read full post »
I don’t know what the hell happened. I picked myself up from the asphalt and collapsed into some grass. There was an horrible throbbing pain in my thigh. In a wave of pain I realized I hit my… Read full post »
When I see this:
I think about this:
My broad exposure to animals creates a conflict I that leaves me feeling guilty and hyper conscious when I eat meat or even think about it. If I spend more than a few minutes… Read full post »
I'm sure this is coming from the best of all possible places, but it just scares the hell out of me.
Watch at your own risk. Remember you were warned.
To start making this up to you, if you watched the terror in Dog Face. I have included a… Read full post »
I don’t really know where to start, except from the beginning. We met about 25 years ago right before we had boobs. It was a wonderful time. We rode bikes and ate too much candy. There were sleep overs and clandestine trips to the bathroom when we laughed hysterically at… Read full post »
Sometimes I feel compelled to review and occasionally respond to the spam that filters through my "junk mail" folder. This particular letter, is simply entertaining and artistic. I just loved it so much that I needed to share:
It's a final notice from the FBI. Oh No!
The moment I met Kurt he was incredibly warm, far more friendly than I ever expected when meeting a new colleague for the first time. In those first moments he insisted I… Read full post »
You'd think they'd try to be a little covert in their daily make out sessions. They aren't. Someone's always licking someone.
American House Cats Exposed
Mr. Fat Body and Whore-Cat making sweet sweet love on an unmade bed.
&n… Read full post »
Over at the Monterey Bay Aquarium they have been running a program called Seafood Watch since 1999 which assesses sustainable fishing and makes recommendations for how to purc… Read full post »
Allow me to present to you Mr. Wiggle Kick the adorable baby skunk. His hobbies include showing people his round belly, getting neck scratches and doing that thing with his leg.
When he grows up he plans on attending college and getting a good job, however if things don't work out he's… Read full post »
Let's observe it for 3 hours!