short but sweet...

We've all been waiting for it.  Tired of all the talk about tax returns, and birth certificates, and other same-as-same-tired-ol' shit?  Well, here it is, my little 'merican freak friends, the two-party long-term economic plan for 'merica's young people...try not to applaud too loudly or we… Read full post »

the prez is speaking soon, m'merry colonists...

prediction:

obama will lie and say everything is getting better, and then he will lie and tell you the world loves you wonderful 'mericans, and then he will lie and tell you some other stuff, and those demented few still watching will **sigh**… Read full post »

a little late, but i thought you's colonist 'mericans might like a taste of a few of my fav-o-rite things from this year past...

first up, tom milsom's "smell."  i love it, but i put it here mostly to scare away any assholes who might be reading this so's the rest of us… Read full post »

So...Libya has fallen.  Probably.  yeah.

 And an earthquake hit Washington...

And a storm is on the way....

And...oh, I know, a big storm hit Toronto.  Here it is.  Very interesting.  Catch ya later, colonists.

Hey there across the pond . . .

Whatcha doin'?  Hm?

 Thought I'd bring ya a little news, alrighty?

Here's David Cameron's "tax the poor to pay for the rich" scheme in action . . .

G'day.

Hundreds of thousands of people have poured into the streets in Cairo and into Tahrir Square once again as the military government there has failed by almost every measure to bring those to justice who killed more than 800 people during the January-February uprising that ousted the long-time, U.… Read full post »

Thought I'd post an update on the situation in Egypt.  The military government has placed Hosni Mubarak's sons and Mubarak himself (who was hospitalized briefly) under arrest and begun a series of investigations into corruption and torture.

Unfortunately, as many activists involved in the… Read full post »

Comedian Norm MacDonald has a message for the women of OS, drivers and otherwise...

In a surprising revelation, scientists at the National Institute of Health said today that they have found positive and extensive test results showing that audio ads on blogging websites cause brain lesions in the vast majority of site users.

"Not only are the ads annoying," Dr. Wilbert Dimply said,… Read full post »

How to interpret a State Department briefing on the situation in Egypt right now...

So I hear all you Americans are criticising your dear good benighted Pres-i-dent for caving to the Fat Cat Crowd over there.  Fear not.  It's all a matter of perspective, let me tell you, boys & girls...

yeah.

Stay positive.  Look at it this way:

Obama is the first American P… Read full post »

Hunting through the latest news on priests and boys, preachers and hypocrisy, elections and weirdos, it's time's like these I wish good old Dave Allen were walking among us again.

Allen was an Irish comedian whose rapier wit and sharp barbs were always aimed at the powers that be.  Or those… Read full post »

In a stunning reversal today, Glenn Beck of FOX NEWS and beyond, chastened by the announcement of Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity (October 30th Washington D.C. USA), decided enough was enough. 

Therefore he announced to another gathering of his followers at his home in a… Read full post »

While the OS crowd argues about who has the biggest following, women around the world went on strike as part of the 100th anniversary of National Womens Day...

Read it all on a real website, indymedia.org:

http://www.indymedia.org/en/index.shtml

           ----Hey, Stu.  Time to get up, man, we got a gig tonight.  Stu...----

Hmf? (rolls over)

                       &nbs… Read full post »

                                 ----Stu?  Stu, old boy?  Ready to get up?----

hmf?

       … Read full post »

                    ----wake up.   wake up.   sleepy head, wake up----

Wha...?

                 ----t… Read full post »