Most people who write feel this knowledge in their fingernails and the roots of their hair; it moves in their blood like too much caffeine on a hung-over morning.
But no one says it because it's too depressing.
So I will: if you take that book you've been laboring over for (fill in the blank) year(s), which (list ten) friends and family members totally loved and thought was awesome, and spend $300 dollars or so for a clean elegant e-book conversion at someplace like 52novels.com (as I did), and post on the Kindle and Nook stores (ditto), and unleash the full force of your 'social media' (in my case, a handful of OSers, 285 Facebook friends, my e-mail list and my three twitter followers), here's what will happen:
Get ready for it ...
Nothing.
Well, not exactly nothing, I guess. Somewhere between two and two hundred people might buy the book at $3.99, giving you a maximum income of under five hundred dollars. So what will you have done? You will have added a tiny, straw colored (That's cruel, but it's the only color they come in) needle to one of the biggest haystacks in the world. Or is it a grain silo roughly the size of that building in Dubai that Tom Cruise was playing around on this Christmas?
Who will find your hay-tinted needle in those millions of metric tons of hay? Your friends and family, basically. So how is it different from the old "Vanity Press" days, where beady-eyed delusionoids spent $30,000 to fill their basements with dozens of boxes of books that no one would ever read? Well ... no $30,000, no boxes, no books. So that's an improvement.
But otherwise, it's pretty much the same. No offence. Hey, I'm the delusionoid who just did it! See for yourself:
So who can succeed in this new e-book world?
From my study of the current situation, I'd say, the succeessful authors fall into three categories:
1 - The already published author with a huge backlist of out of print titles which his (or her) publisher thinks are worthless (Like J.A. Konrath). Guess again, stupid publishers!
A subset of this group would be just plain successful authors who choose to go e-book, like Konrath's pal and top-ranking thriller-meister Barry Eisler. Or at the top of the heap, JK Rowling, who will be selling all her e-books through her own website.
2 - Authors of the kind of books that teen-age impulse-buying girls can't seem to get enough of. Essential ingredients: hormones, angst and vampires. Also: werewolves witches, fairies, zombies or dragons. Mix and match: A teen age werewolf zombie dragon, hopelessly in love with a vampire fairie? Start counting your money! (Amanda Hocking leads this category, for the moment).
3 - Celebrities. I'm sure Kim Kardashian sold a lot of e-books last year. Yes, she wrote a novel, in case you weren't depressed enough.
So the best move -- if you don't write young adult urban fantasy -- is to get successful either at writing or something else, first. And this is where traditional publishers enter the picture. Well, actually they never left, though some of them are feeling slightly left-behind. Alas, the best way to become a professional writer is still to just ... get published. And that remains as hard as it ever was.
It means finding an agent (As I did); or submitting to smaller houses that don't require an agent (Did that too). It means your work will be evaluated by exigent strangers, mostly rejected; and if someone wants to go into business with you, rewrites (Some of which you will find distasteful) will have to be done. For one thing, they'll make you get rid of the passive voice, which I just used in that last sentence.
So let me correct it: YOU will have to do rewrites you find distasteful. Lots of them. And you probably won't like the cover they choose, either.
Self publishing is so much more fun! And Monopoly is so much more fun than real capitalism. But it's just a game, and you can't spend the money and nobody really wins.
The problem for publishers is people like Barry Eisler, who turned down a $500,000 contract to go it alone, though he later hooked up with Amazon. Another problem for publishers is Amazon itself, which is stealing authors right left and center by offering them much better deals, hoping for a monopoly position, at which point I'm sure their deal will become just as horrible as the one old-school publishers are offering today. The primary reason for these new contracts -- in which you sign over your life and future work, much as musicians did in the ninteen-forties and fifties -- is that publishers want to make sure they earn the most from the writers that remain, and hold onto them for as long as possible.
Because the fact is that although a published book is the primary way to establish the readership you need to 'go indie' and publish e-books on your own, the publishers know that once you're established you'll be gone. they're just a stepping stone, now ... a convenience like the soon-t0-be extinct bookstores which threten to become little more than showrooms for your e-reader. People are even using in-store wireless to buy the books they like for their Kindles and their Nooks, right in front of appalled clerks and other customers.
I don't have much sympathy for publishers, though I will mourn the bookstores if they ever fade away completelely. Still, for the moment, the stubborn fact remains: writers need Hachette and Simon and Shuster and the rest just as much as those companies need their authors .
I need a publisher. I've finally come to admit it.
I'm one 'read' away from a small house taking one of my books. The Editor-in-Chief is reading it this weekend. If she likes it, I'll be delighted. If they publish it, I'll be thrilled. If they want me to edit it, I'll oblige. If they want the e-book rights, they can have them.
If they're reading this, I mean it.
I'm sick of being part of the hopelessly obscure DIY riff-raff, finished with pretending that an e-book at the Kindle store makes me a published author. I'm tired of Monoploy money. I'm ready for the real world. I want an actual career with an actual publisher.
I just hope they want me.


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Rated.
It helps if you become famous/notorious/well-known before you try your hand at fiction, not afterwards.
anyway, cyberspace has highly democratized publishing even more than it was previously, and thats gonna have a heavy commoditizing effect on the biz so that even elite authors are pulling down less than they used to. turned it into a populist activity. and maybe now we know why politicians hate populism so much.
The small publisher considering one of my books seems ideal, though, at least from the outside: smart, not overly greedy or tyrannical, respected by writers and other publishers. Of course, even if they pick the book up, it still might not sell. But some books sell, don't they? I mean, people still buy books, so at least it's possible. We'll see. I like the idea of someone else working the business end.
Like most things of this nature, which propose that one can raise the statistically unlikely odds of significant success, there's an immediate and obvious glitch to me: If you raise the number of occasions at which any goal is obtained, the significance of obtaining it (IE the rewards) have to diminish. No matter how many people compete to be the fastest runner in the world, only the handful at the top will ever impress the rest of us, regardless of how many public tracks we build to enable competition.
Same thing with anyone trying to sell a product (“writer” is the nice title, but really, in this regard, you're just a salesman with a product). The more people there are out there selling a product, the fewer will enjoy “success” (making a lot of money). And as in all cases of human endeavor, the only people we'll consider really successful are those at the pinnacle, the ones that the other people being successful will slap us across our collective psyches with, to sell their advertisements, cajole us with dreams and yes, make money themselves, perhaps collecting your $ 50 to self-publish.
Bottom line: “Success” of this nature will always be hard to achieve.
Good luck (as you have said luck is part of the game of publishing). I hope you'll do well.
Happy New Year!
There are some excellent comments here, but the most relevant is John Blumenthal's.
Based on my own recent experience as well as extrapolation from reading a great deal of other authors' experience, my conclusion is this: unless you are a celebrity or born lucky, nobody will notice your book, whether it is self-published or traditionally published. Unless you receive a six-figure advance or something closely approaching it from your publisher, they will do nothing to promote the book. Without a competent publicist and a well-funded promotional campaign, nobody will discover your book.
You can't effectively promote the book on your own. I know, based on my own experiences with my biography of Dennis Hopper, which was published on Sept. 16 of this year. I tried everything I could think of, even enlisting someone else to pretend to be my publicist, sending out email pitches that I wrote to book review editors and radio talk show host producers, faxing them the press release, etc.. Local bookstores–both independent, who supposedly love books [but didn't love me or my book]–and several branches of Barnes&Noble, rejected my request to schedule a signing. Rejected for a signing! I finally managed to have a signing at Larry Edmunds Bookshop in Hollywood because the store is famous for specializing in books about film, TV, and theater, and because Jeff, the owner, who has a genuine love and dedication for what he does, thought that a signing for a Dennis Hopper biography was a no-brainer for his store.
Through my sister's rather tenuous connection to a Los Angeles Times' staff writer who writes human interest stories, she wrote a feature story about me that the Times published on Dec. 4. The story was picked up an tweeted by Roger Ebert, Maria Shriver and editors at The New York Times and the Houston Chronicle. The Tribune Co., owner of the LA Times, syndicated it to their other papers, including the Chicago Tribune.
I did the social media thing, too, before and after the Times article was published. I bulked up on LinkedIn, connecting to as many people with publishing or media affiliations as I could find. I blogged, Facebooked, and tweeted. And you know what the result was? Bupkis. The only inquiry I received from a legitimate media outlet came from a writer for mediabistro.com, who wrote a small story about my book and the Times article. I did, however, receive three emails from purveyors of quack arthritis remedies, a bible thumper, and an end times kook sent my sister a letter to the school where she teaches that included a small pamphlet whose cover had a picture of heaven with the assuring title "An End to Suffering Is Near," because God has decided that his experiment with mankind has failed, and he will soon rapture all the believers skyward. As I am a secular Jewish atheist, I did not feel comforted by such revelations.
I can take some small comfort in the fact that I avoided the stigma of self-publishing, my book is/was actually in [some] bookstores, a British edition was published, and an Italian edition might be published in 2012. It is available in all the expected ebook formats.
The sole benefit of being published is cathartic. After 19 years of sporadic but sometimes furious effort, I have had a book with my name on the cover published by a traditional, [barely] legitimate publisher. I didn't have to pay for the privilege. Having achieved that goal, I no longer need to keep obsessing about it and chase wild geese.
My final thought is addressed not just to you, Steven, but to all writers. In their secret heart, writers want to be recognized for something. That's what drives them. Writing comes out of a sad, lonely desire to win the love and attention of others. You may say that you are the exception, that you do it for the love of writing. I call bullshit on that. If your love of writing is what motivates you, then why are you making such strenuous efforts to become not just published, but recognized? To quote Emerson, “Whatever games are played with us, we must play no games with ourselves, but deal in our privacy with the last honesty and truth.”
I don't want to pile on, but given what information you have about your putative publisher, you are almost certainly going to remain just as "hopelessly obscure" after they publish you as before. And being traditionally published once, absent hitting it big with a fluke bestseller, will not impress any other publishers into giving you a bg deal on your second book. I wish it weren't so, and would love for you to be an exception.
You should read this:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/25809014/Published-or-Printed
Most humans have a need to communicate. Some have a need to know. People who write do want to communicate, they want to tell something. They take the risk of telling their stories and sharing their thoughts. Like many ancient artists, their work is often unappreciated or even read in their lifetimes, they are recognized and famous long after they are dust in the ground. Do what you do, do what you must. If there is a serendipitous method in life to be recognized with respect to publishing, you will only discover it if you do the work, and begin the effort.
I can tell you several life stories, real stories about how people do build social capital campaigns to foster interest in something that was important to them. Some are successful by luck, by other things happening in the universe that seem to buoy their ambitions.
Do whatever you can to fulfill your dreams, but write, by all means commit to the task if you have something to say. Sorry for the ramble.
but I always called myself a 'hobbyist' in the MFA workshop intros, and to a large extent I still feel that way. I just don't buy the idea that most writers sit alone making up gossip about imaginary people in the wan hope that strangers and distant relations will pay them compliments at some remote point in the future. There's got to be a better way to achieve that puny goal. I just like pushing words around on the page. Is that really so perverse and implausible? I doubt I'm the only one.
Yes it is, considering the thrust of your post to which I and others have commented upon. If your reward for the considerable effort involved in writing is simply standing back and admiring your handiwork, why all the concern expressed above about how self-publishing is a dead end? Obviously, you are seeking an audience as well as recompense. Otherwise, you wouldn't have gone through the considerable effort, which I'm very familiar with, of querying agents and publishers and suffering the agonies of rejection that is required to finally achieve the hotly desired goal of being published by someone not yourself, which is itself a badge of honor, as it gives cause for the writer to be able to say, "I'm a profesionally published writer."
Maybe this is what being an author is really like. Perhaps I might go back to making my artwork. I've been working on an American flag for many years because somebody has to replace Jasper Johns eventually -- so it might as well be me, even if I'm a figure in my own mind.
i don't aspire to write a book and am perfectly happy with the short pieces that work on a personal website or blog. but make no mistake - i wish i had a lot more readers than i do, enough to get some advertisers interested and have some money coming in. but i don't want a bunch of dumb commenters saying "your story is awesome lol," so ideally all my readers would be smart and cool and would write clever comments. and although the comment string would read like a script from the algonquin roundtable, it wouldn't draw in as many lurking readers as, say, someone who took fringe political positions for the sake of argument or someone else who wrote about the kardashians. if i wanted the ad rev more than i wanted to be admired by smart people and thought of as an artist, i'd try being provocative and commercial to drive the numbers up. i guess what i'm saying is that i want both - to be 'adored' (i think that was the word someone used) and paid in real dollars. and i don't think most of us would choose one *or* the other, would we?
the sad fact of all this writing stuff is a book has to be a four-bagger to really make it, not a single or a double. and there are a zillion singles and doubles and even triples out there.
a woman who blogged here anonymously for a while is a real author, a serious published author with a string of very well-received books under her name and a long career in teaching writing to college and grad students. i'm paraphrasing - she said 'there's no lack of talent. look around OS at how incredibly well many of these people write, how funny or wise or interesting what they have to say is. there are thousands and thousands of people who can write, really write." that's both depressing and uplifting. you're one of those people, steve, and even more - a rare *excellent* writer whose stories are plot-sharp and characters are real, and you especially get the dialogue exactly right. you might have a chance, i think. and i think you have it right - that you need a publisher for a better chance at making money than self-publishing would get you. sorry for the ramble. it begs for an edit, but i've got to get back to a few unfinished pieces of my own.
happy new year, friend.
so I wrote a novel about the first book, which everyone loved, all 10 who read the last draft and I picked some VERY hard readers. Kudos galore. And then the paper back by a self pub place arrived full of typos and nothing like my last draft. The fault was mostly theirs and they did allow me to re-write and re-name but by then I was, I am: into my third book to publish. This book is exceedingly hard to write but I got myself a great agent First, and now I'm deep in the work of making sense, of what to include/ exlude which is in a way as we all know, an exercise in futility.
Because the traditional published book takes two years to come out. Whereas the inducement to self-publish is that when you are done it arrives. I thought I just had bad karma but now I see that is far too self-referential, the whole biz is hard, that is when it isn't rigged. Good luck. You surely write well enough to get published. Keep us posted, please. R
I'm 1/2 way through the rewrite of my book for this small publisher. If they wind up putting it out, it might not sell. A million things can (and usually do) go wrong. But I'm enjoying the ride. The secret may just be low expectations.
I have one single idea about how to get published by a name publisher. You work yourself to the friggin bone. You just make that book good to great. You don't have a social life or remember your kids' names but you work it hard, edit hard, rewrite hard. I have so many flaws as a writer, esp with fucked up computers adding to my original problems but this above is not about me it's about anyone wanting to sell. You have to outdue your best writing self and then 6 months at least before pub-date you must get a top PR person who is not inhouse. That means the day job funds go to the PR person, and then you might not get readers but you well might and that's all i know.
Congratulations and maybe maybe you'll be in the driver's seat someday soon, travelling and getting more press. But ask John as he's a pro.... love Wendy working on my last book, hard.
Good luck with that last reader at the publishing house but I can't tell you how many times I've heard that story.
I still can't say where any of this will wind up, but it's new territory and I'm enjoying the chance to wander around and see the sights.