MAY 21, 2013 3:29PM

Purgatory at Cumberland Farms

  cumbies

 

We now have brand new Cumberland Farms store on the small island where I live, and I have come to the conclusion that it’s the most depressing place on earth. The original outlet on the edge of town had a bodega-like quality, an inviting shabbiness. The  seedy summer… Read full post »

APRIL 4, 2013 2:54PM

After the Zombie Apocalpyse






Alice Tremayne walked down the long dark corridor that led to the office in her Manhattan townhouse, the zombie shambling behind her. It was the kind of moment when you told yourself not to look back, because something unspeakable was looming behind you, and it was
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 Kissinger

This is a true story, from an inside source, and a useful template for working on your own writing.

 

So, Henry Kissinger calls in one of his aides and asks for a status report on the Allende regime in Chile. This is sometime in 1971. The kid… Read full post »

MARCH 14, 2013 8:41PM

A Satisfactory Conclusion

 

brushes

 

So you might be wondering how an unknown, thirty year old high school art teacher landed a one-man show at the venerable and exclusive Barudsky Gallery on Madison Avenue, leaping effortlessly over the thousands of aspiring artists rejected there every year and alighting like aRead full post »

plot

 

 

 

Law of Plot: Let situations and characters expand to explain their behavior and the events of the story. The character needs some specialized knowledge suddenly, in Chapter 10? Now you know what he studied in grad school. And that he went to grad school in theRead full post »

MARCH 7, 2013 10:28AM

Craft Notes for Writers #1

  writing

 

As I was working this morning I recognized a small significant fact about narrative writing in general: any description or aphorism gains tremendous value when it’s attributed rather than merely expressed by the narrator.

It’s like the matching funds in a PBS fund dRead full post »

MARCH 1, 2013 6:43PM

Love at 60

                   

 kiss

                            &nbsRead full post »

FEBRUARY 24, 2013 9:58AM

Big Night

 

guggenheim  

 

 

I was finishing my mother’s portrait when my father’s show began.

I had lost track of time. I was so close to the end, I could ‘smell the barn’ as Mom used to say. She always told me it was easy getting her horse to gallopRead full post »

FEBRUARY 17, 2013 11:41PM

Chance and Ambition on Downton Abbey

 

  MM

Matthew and Mary Crawley, in happier days

 

The season finale of Downton Abbey, which aired on PBS last night, was shown at Christmas in England and ruined the holiday for the whole country. Old fashioned letters poured in, along with angry e-mails and distraught/Read full post »

FEBRUARY 10, 2013 11:30AM

Seize the Night

 

Demoiselles

 

 

The night before his four-decade retrospective exhibition at the Guggenheim Museum in Manhattan, Harlan Mallory was standing on a deserted Nantucket beach, under high cold stars and a waning moon, dousing his portrait of Ruth with gasoline.

He had been working on theRead full post »

FEBRUARY 8, 2013 9:17AM

The Real Weather channel: A Daydream

nemo

 

 

 

Watching Stephanie Abrams, Mike Bettes and Jim Cantore hyping the modest snowfall they’re calling Winter Storm Nemo this morning, I had a vision of a kinder, gentler and less hysterical weather channel, that didn’t try to exaggerate every minor weather eventRead full post »

FEBRUARY 7, 2013 5:25PM

Welcome to the Future

 

 

  Roc Center

 Th is is Part Four of NOWHERE MAN,  my deal-with-the-Devil, time travel romantic adventure movie.

For Part Three, and farther back -- follow the link:

http://open.salon.com/blog/steven_axelrod/2013/02/02/when_nick_meets_nick

 

EXT. MOLLOY HOUSE - NIGHT
Li… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 2, 2013 9:27PM

The Hyping of Downton Abbey

 

  Downton

 

Early in the third season of this extraordinary show – now airing on PBS – Lord Robert Crawley, Earl of Grantham’s American mother-in -law arrives at the venerable estate for her grand-daughter Mary’s wedding. A small culture war erupts between theRead full post »

FEBRUARY 2, 2013 12:23PM

When Nick Meets Nick

Here's a link to Part 2, which contains a link to part 1 ...

http://open.salon.com/blog/steven_axelrod/2013/01/31/a_deal_with_the_devil

  Digitech

 

EXT. DIGITEC INDUSTRIES -DAY. ESTABLISHING
SUPER: November, 2003
A glittering modern building, all white concrete and tinted glass, rises out of… Read full post »

JANUARY 31, 2013 6:44AM

A Deal With the Devil

 

 

 

Devil's laptop

This is part two of Nowhere Man. For Part One, click here:

http://open.salon.com/blog/steven_axelrod/2013/01/30/nowhere_man_part_one 

 

NICK
No, no, wait a second. Hold on. I can’t -- I -- this is nuts. This is some kind of ... I don’t know. Whate… Read full post »

JANUARY 30, 2013 7:10PM

Nowhere Man, part one

  Devil

 

Welcome to the serrialization of my deal-with-the-Devil-time-travel-romantic adventure movie script, Nowhere Man.

Here's the gist --

Nick Molloy sells his soul to the devil to go back ten years in time and give his younger clueless self advice. When he returns to the present tRead full post »

NOVEMBER 11, 2012 5:00PM

"I Just Want to be Happy"

  dirt candy

The banner outside the gallery, six feet high and twenty feet across, said:

Stepping Out of the Shadow

The Next Generation:

Mallory, Kopko & Shea

 

            I was too stunned to react, but I could feel the reactio/Read full post »

NOVEMBER 7, 2012 7:09AM

Dodging the Bullet

 Obama

 

Walking my dog this morning as the blustery edge of a Nor’Easter plucked at my little island, I saw a woman about my age speed walking up Main Street. “Good morning,” she said. “Excellent morning!” I answered. “Isn’t it wonderful?” s/…

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OCTOBER 20, 2012 8:34AM

The End of Raoul Morris

  Crane show

 

Robert Mallory has been painting under an assumed name -- Raoul Morris, to avoid being tagged as nothing more than the son of his world-famous father. But Natalie Crane, the downtown gallery owner who has given him his first group show, was far too shrewd to believe in,Read full post »

OCTOBER 12, 2012 9:28AM

"What if You Don't Even Try?"

  dalton

It took four days -- ninety six hours of hope, regret, bitterness and busywork. I was counting the minutes to my first gallery opening, working on the portrait, managing the end-of-semester details of tests and grading and final reports, trying to help my kids sort out the complicated… Read full post »

OCTOBER 4, 2012 7:09AM

The Term of Last Resort

nyc 

 

 My worst week ever began pretty well.

I woke up the Sunday before my first group gallery show, made love with Joanna Clark and fielded an early morning phone call from Natalie Crane, asking me for more pictures. One of the other artists had dropped out and theRead full post »

  vs

 

This will be short because fables were the first flash fiction. Aesop got to the point.

Barnes and Noble is locked in what can only be called a death match with Amazon. The only thing keeping the company alive right now is its on-going investment in  e-reader… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 26, 2012 1:17PM

Storyville: Treme Returns

 

 

  treme

 

 

Two years ago, I watched the first fifteen minutes of David Simon’s New Orleans post-Katrina HBO drama Treme, and turned it off, irritated and confused. Who were all these people? What was going on? And why should I care?

    &nbsRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 25, 2012 7:11AM

Funeral For a Friend


  riverview

 

This memorial service, Harlan Mallory decided, lifting the last bottle of Veuve out of its cardboard box, was going to be exactly the kind of party that Oliver Graeme hated most. Tough shit, pal: the revenge of the living. Oliver had specified that he wanted hisRead full post »

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SEPTEMBER 4, 2012 3:39PM

Un-Friending Jesus: A Facebook Fable

 

  Jesus-on-Facebook

 

It was a classic Facebook story.

I hadn’t heard from Jesus for a long time, I kind of left the Church in a huff over male pattern balding, hang-nails and Justin Bieber. He was all “It’s my Dad’s fault” but you have to take some responsibilit… Read full post »