I could have probably worded it better!

Fred's Absurdité du Jour, Catchin' up on what's goin' down!

Fred Hallman

Fred Hallman
Location
The St. Johns River, Florida, The Milky Way.
Birthday
September 22
Title
Your Insignifigance on Tuesday! Not so bad the rest of the week.
Company
The Nubility
Bio
Yes. Draft resister and apparently lousy husband material. Founder and first President (1982) of the(now) Tennessee Songwriters Association. Libra/Virgo cusp. I rate pass/fail. My commentary provides gradation.

MY RECENT POSTS

MAY 18, 2013 9:52PM

“Amend the 2nd amendment!”

“Amend the 2nd amendment!”

public enemies  

Please ignore these usual suspects, I wrote this piece months ago, and got nowhere with my petition, but last night Bill Maher and his unusual suspects actually broached amending the constitution on his show so maybe I was ahead of the hRead full post »

MAY 18, 2013 9:52PM

“Amend the 2nd amendment!”

“Amend the 2nd amendment!”

public enemies  

Please ignore these usual suspects, I wrote this piece months ago, and got nowhere with my petition, but last night Bill Maher and his unusual suspects actually broached amending the constitution on his show so maybe I was ahead of the hRead full post »

MAY 18, 2013 3:41PM

Pray for this President!

Obama051613

I may have had my differences with this President, but while President O may have fumbled and fallen on the ball short of the goal-line on health-care, his current pillorying by Republican ill-wishers is for far less worthy cause.

Now the buck still stops in the oval office, but in… Read full post »

MAY 17, 2013 10:36AM

Only GOP Threatened by Tea-Party!

It is only the G.O.P. that was ever threatened by the Tea-Party, never the Democrats.

(P.S. I’m an Indy)

This was further underscored in today’s congressional hearings where it was disclosed that the current I.R.S. imbroglio, scandal, or tempest in a teapot (you pick ‘em) wherein TeRead full post »

MAY 13, 2013 10:40PM

On helping hands.

 Don't feed the alligators!


When you  give someone a helping hand and they try to take your arm off with it, they should realize that in their greed they lost out on what you were really offering them...A leg up!

Is this an aphorism or what? 

©2013 fred hallman Read full post »

 For the grits challenged amongst us. 

For those of you who have not yet heard, be hereby advised that grits are the new paradigm in gluten free carbohydrate substrates.

Like bean curds, rice, or mashed potatoes, grits are relatively tasteless in and of themselves, but wonderfully take on tRead full post »

MAY 3, 2013 4:38PM

Rupert Murdoch is dead!

    Rupert Murdoch is dead!

(1931-who cares?) 

rupert murdoch 

thanks to sociopath.com for pic

 


©2013 fred hallman and Twangtown™ News

 


 Rupert Murdoch is dead!

At least for all practical purposes anyway.

 

The capital R dog lost the vast majorityRead full post »

MARCH 30, 2013 2:32PM

Quote me!

 "Judgment is the only muscle that grows stronger with disuse!"

 frog justice copy

Thanks to an anonymous contributor to cheezburgerz,com Read full post »

MARCH 3, 2013 7:24PM

“Amend the 2nd amendment!”

“Amend the 2nd amendment!”

public enemies  

Please ignore these usual suspects, I wrote this piece months ago, and got nowhere with my petition, but last night Bill Maher and his unusual suspects actually broached amending the constitution on his show so maybe I was ahead of the hRead full post »

FEBRUARY 26, 2013 6:40AM

"Stand your ground - Don't back down!"

Controversy with Fred time!

(And, yes those are cameos by George Harrison and Ringo Starr!  But I digress.)

The following is the actual statute in Florida.

Let's dissect it like a frog in 10th grade biology and append the idiocies with commentary recognizable as such {CAPS IN… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 10, 2012 4:29PM

"The rape of Tamar!"

A biographical sketch. 

c.2012 Fred Hallman


I am Tamar, formerly a virgin, daughter of David, King of Israel by Maachah, daughter of Talmai, King of Geshur.

Tamar 

(Origin of photo is unknown to me!)


 My dear brother and my dearest friend Absalom and I are full brother and sis… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 8, 2012 2:26PM

What's so funny?

Back today live from Starbucks in Gainesville (sshhh!  I'm really a Seminole spy, I mean really I am...Really!).

A chilly 70 degrees and sunny.

Mostly 7's and 8's so far today, but a couple of 9's strolled by earlier, also the sparrows are here; so far no sparrow-hawks, but last week one… Read full post »

pot meets aesculapius

Pot meets Aesculapius! 


 While rating coeds at my Gainesville Fl. Starbucks I synergistically came across this article on CNN...

http://money.cnn.com/2012/11/07/news/economy/marijuana-legalization-washington-colorado/index.html?section=money_topstories&utm_source=feedburner&Read full post »

NOVEMBER 6, 2012 5:36PM

I am! Prove I'm not!

I am a recovering paraplegic whose valid Florida driver's license was due to expire a couple of months ago. 

I had to produce a birth certificate 5 years ago to get it back then.

I was told that to exchange it for a state required I.D. card to vote thatRead full post »

NOVEMBER 4, 2012 8:27PM

The Navigator!

 Anonymous picture

[picture's origin unknown]

In uncertain times when nature itself seems to conspire against the greater good of the greatest number, (.e Sandy and it's impact on the ability of the greatest single Democratic voting bloc to make it to the polls) I was reminded of and comforted by thiRead full post »

OCTOBER 31, 2012 1:08PM

Time to ostracise Obama!

It's time to ostracise Obama!

At least that's what Pravda says.

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/19-10-2012/122508-obama_supporters-0/

My my, oligarch hands across the ice-cap!

FYI

Peace and Love

OCTOBER 24, 2012 12:55PM

ABC on 3rd parties article!

OCTOBER 1, 2012 8:52PM

TWB strikes again!

http://cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2012/10/01/sot-hln-pa-philly-cop-hits-woman.hln.html

This links to a CNN/Youtube vid showing a sadistic misogynist acting out his mommy issues with impunity!

Hey Skypixeo defend this one why don't you.

Serve and protect my ass!

Put him in jail and fire the "thin… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 14, 2012 9:11PM

TWB is the new PIG!

Protect and serve my ass!

He's no more than a thug with benefits.

Fire him and let him pound the pavement with no pension after he

does a year in jail for assault and battery!

http://cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2012/09/13/dnt-badgecam-senior-suv.wfaa.html

JUNE 28, 2012 7:24PM

Die international Vampires Die!

stake and hammer  

Friends,

I just created a petition: The U.S. Senate, House of Reps. and All state legislators.:

 "Amend constitution so corp.'s die @ 72 years like people.",  because I care deeply about this very important issue.

I'm trying to collect 100 signatures, and I could really… Read full post »

JUNE 26, 2012 8:51AM

An epitaph for an heroic Mom!

As a post-script to my last post "Breasts as Exemplary of all that is Love!"  I offer this poignant epitaph that will probably never make much of a splash in national news but definitely proves my former point.

Per CNN:     http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/26/us/tropical-weathRead full post »

mother and nursing child by Leo Da V.

Mama and child..Leo Da V.

 

Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels,

and have not breasts;

and though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all

mysteries, and all knowledge;

and though I have all faith, so that I could remove… Read full post »

TallShips-01a_001 

 

Yep, it was nice while it lasted!

But all good things must come to an eventual end.

I originally bought “Low Key!” port of Gallatin, Tn. around 1995, and lived aboard the 48’ Gibson style (actually it was a CARLSCRAFT, Carl Gibson’s nom de boat-building,Read full post »

Controversy with Fred time!

(And, yes those are cameos by George Harrison and Ringo Starr!  But I digress.)

The following is the actual statute in Florida.

Let's dissect it like a frog in 10th grade biology and append the idiocies with commentary recognizable as such {CAPS I… Read full post »