Lost in the Desert

It's like 'dessert,' but with one 's,' because it sucks.

six foot skinny

six foot skinny
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Six Foot Skinny recently returned from his second (and last) tour in Iraq, where he was stationed in Baghdad as a squad leader in a bridge company. He writes about his tours and life on the other side of them.

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JULY 4, 2009 9:57AM

The Fourth in Iraq

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The palace stands in stark contrast with what I have seen in the rest of Iraq.  They all do, Saddam’s palaces.   Often times they are glamorous in a cheap way – fake crystal chandeliers and golden faucets that don’t run.  But this is a truly classy joint, without some of the overblown murals and gaudy extras that I have seen elsewhere.  It sits in the middle of a man-made lake, stocked with what I am sure are frankenfish by now.  Three-eyed carp and whatnot.  The floors are all marble, along with the columns that rise three giant stories above the rotunda to a beautiful dome decorated with what looked like intricate tile work from my vantage point on the ground.  A giant chandelier full of halogen bulbs lit the area nicely, although my camera would have preferred a little more light.  A giant American flag, like bigger-than-Perkins-giant, hung from the ceiling.  

I was there as a spectator, sitting in one of Saddam’s palaces on the 4th of July.  While my friends roll out of bed at the lake to have a beer, prepare the fireworks, start the potato salad.  While Iraqis struggle with sovereignty.  While American Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Airmen struggle with Iraqis struggling with sovereignty.  It was surreal, but so much of this experience is surreal that the word starts to become cliché.  I was in good company – 237 servicemembers ready to become citizens, General Ray Odierno, and Vice President Joe Biden.  Not going to lie, it was pretty cool.  A Soldier in my unit, a native of Kenya, was there to be sworn in, and I was there as the unofficial/official unit photographer.  I am not a Public Affairs Officer (PAO) or a Combat Camera guy, just a joe with a nice camera that likes to take pictures.  

My standing room along with the rest of the crowd was not going to afford me much of a vantage point, so I bided my time and waited for an opening.  I snuck past the chains, was approached by the head military press honcho, apparently answered the questions correctly by lying through my teeth (I am a PAO now), and I was in.  I struck up casual conversation with a civilian photographer with the usual question: “So, who do you shoot for?”  The answer:  “The New York Times.”  Wow.  OK, so I’m in the big time now.  I figure I was there to take pictures of my guy, and I was doing what I could to make that happen.  All good.  I ended up ringside for a truly special Independence Day.

These men and women come from almost sixty different nations.  Every one of them, without even being able to have a vote as to who their boss will be for the next four years, decided that there was something about these United States that was worth serving.  It was humbling.  You all know why I joined, and maybe they had similar reasons, but to me their choice seems bolder, more pure, more powerful.  In his keynote, the Vice President told them that “there is always room for more in the United States.” I wanted to jump up and yell “Amen!” but I figured that would have blown my cover and gotten me escorted from the press area before I could get what I came for.  So I smiled.  Really big.  I do that.

It made me happy and proud in a way that I haven’t felt in a while.  Proud of the military, but not in a Toby Kieth/Lee Greenwood sort of way.  Proud of our country, but not in the way that says “for us or against us.”  Proud of my newly-fellow citizens for understanding what it’s all about.  We are a nation of immigrants, and therein lies our strength.  General Odierno rephrased Emma Lazarus, saying that rather than the poor, huddled masses, he saw before him “the best, the brightest, and bravest.”  I have to agree sir.  Well-said.

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Now that's a 4th of July post!
Saddam? Do you mean Saddam Hussein, the popular leader of Iraq? The one that was captured, subjected to a kangaroo court in a fucking war zone and then hanged by the neck? World leaders are referred to by their title and their last name, as in "President Obama" and not "Barrack" -- why would anyone refer to the former President of Iraq as "Saddam"?

BTW how's all that DU treating you boys over there? I don't suppose the Pentagon likes to talk much about it. Oo-rah and all that. Keep up the great work. I realize that you don't set policy, just execute it. Too bad about that Nuremberg thing, "just following orders" and all that. Have a great 4th in your crusader fort.
Thank you SFS. for your sweetly touching tribute. I, too, felt a welling of something that might be called patriotism as I read your post. I prefer to call it love. I celebrate with you and your compadres a love for who we are, a people who get to live in freedom, and are willing to help you to be free too.
Amazing firsthand experience - well written, highly rated.
Wish I could double rate this one.
Mr. Wagner,

Please read the rest of my posts to try and get a better feel for where I come from on these pages. I am not a war monger nor an ignorant killing machine. I have lost friends in this desert and don't really support this war any more than you do. I do understand what it means to serve this nation, even if we don't get it right every time, because I am an idealist that thinks we have the best thing going and I believe in the idea that is the United States. Iraqis do not refer to their late dictator as "President" or "Supreme Leader" or anything other than "Saddam." And please watch your language.

Much love from my fort,

SFS
Dear Mr. Wagner,

Instead of being such a prick to someone who has put his ass on the line for you, you could have just said thank you for your service and complimented him on what is a great story and went on your way.

Instead, you choose to insult someone who has volunteered to serve and call him a Nazi.

What have you ever done? Probably nothing?

And your rant about DU is as laughable as your attitude.

You are, of course, entitled to spew your nonsense. It is your right to say stupid things.

And I am entitled to say to the poster thank you for serving so that douchebags like Mr. Wagner can say what they want.
At ease! Stop! Cease fire! Gentlemen, can we keep this civil? If you want to debate the presence of our military in various locations around the world, go for it. If you want to discuss how badly we botched this war, eat your hearts out. Let's cut the name calling though. I am thrilled that you're reading my posts, but my grandparents read this too.

Thanks!

-SFS (for the last time before bed...)
Thanks for your service and my regards to your grandparents. This was a moving post. My son is over in Iraq also right now on his second deployment. I could rant for hours about (against) this war and the toll it has taken. This is not the place. Instead let me say that some of you will come out of it as the thoughtful, compassionate leaders we need in the next generation. You sound like one of them. Stay safe.
Thanks for this post.

This year we are celebrating my wife's first July 4th as a US citizen. She is excited in a different way from her previous Independence days. Last fall I had the privilege of attending her citizenship swearing in ceremony. Watching her and 1500 others take the oath reminded me for the first time in many years (perhaps decades) that this is a special country and that I am proud to live here.

Happy Fourth of July everyone.
I agree with Kerry, this is the kind of post that belongs front and center!

I'm a military "brat", and both my brother and ex served. I understand where you are speaking from, your heart! Bless you and thank you!
Thank you for the chills you caused all over my body! Great post! I wish you nothing but the best and I wish you were home with your family...for your sake and theirs.
God bless you.
Please stay safe, my thoughts are with you and your family. I've never supported the war, though I admit with some chagrin to geeky fascination with the machines of war...and living in Texas and as well acquainted with former President Bush as a resident can be, I've never liked him nor supported him. But I understand what you say about serving, and I appreciate your willingness to serve at some considerable risk. Thank you. I don't know if you saw my Memorial Day musings, found here. So I like to think that I get it, somewhat, enough to say thanks again, but I'm not sure I could match your courage and dedication.

Stay safe.
Wow. Great stuff SFS. Thanks for posting it and for doing what you're doing. Stay safe and Happy 4th!
Mr Wagner Why don't you go watch Fox news instead of bothering us here at OS?
Rated, because I spent my last Fourth of July in Afghanistan. Stay safe.
Keep on keeping on, SFS. While I don't support this war, I believe you're there for the right reasons. Stay proud.
Skinny, you need to chage your career - to PAO. This is beyond damned good, this is incredible.

Thank you for this and thank you for serving us.

Be safe
Love that last paragraph, sts. Stay safe.
Why not admit that you are a paid killer working for the most destructive organization the world has ever seen. That is, admit the truth, instead of writing such idiocy as "I do understand what it means to serve this nation, even if we don't get it right every time, because I am an idealist that thinks we have the best thing going and I believe in the idea that is the United States." The 'idea' that is the United States keeps the world on the knife edge of total destruction.

Then, resign. I am an former aerospace industry employee. We designed/built the weapons that will destroy the world. As for political consciousness at the big defense contractors, there is none. But, at least I wasn't fool enough to believe the propaganda.
We have missed you. SO glad to hear from you.
This intrigued me to no end. When I watched Biden on the news, I had the same reaction you did. Here are 237 people who couldn't even vote, yet are fighting for this country. Whether I believe in the war or not (not) - it's hard to get away from that imagery. Well done.
Gorgeous piece of writing--thank you so much. -ds
I think this is my favorite OS 4th of July post. Thank you, and come home safe. rated.
All your posts are great - how have I missed these?
Excellent work in all respects.
Be safe.
And isn't that everything the Fourth of July is about?
I'm late to this post, but better late than never. It's great to see one of our service people sharing their experiences, and whether or not I agree with the reasons we got into Iraq, I respect those serving there, and in Afghanistan as well. You say you're "Proud of the military, but not in a Toby Kieth/Lee Greenwood sort of way. Proud of our country, but not in the way that says “for us or against us.” Proud of my newly-fellow citizens for understanding what it’s all about.

Exactly! Thanks for this post; I'm looking forward to reading more from you.
Sometimes, like right now, I am proud to be an American. Thank you for this lovely reminder of what patriotism can mean. I think I'll go hang a flag outside, right next to the Veterans for Obama poster in the window. :)
SFS, so glad to see you again. This was, as many said, a goosebumps kind of post. Left and right, we all want reasons to be proud of our country, and you -- always -- provide them.
"We are a nation of immigrants, and therein lies our strength." Great post, Skinny. Thank you for what you do.
thank you from the bottom of my heart...
you're coming right along
A close family member is serving in Iraq. We live with daily worries and we miss him.
Most of the comments here are in support of our service men and women, in particular six foot skinny and his sharing of his experiences. This blog's supportive words are encouragement to share this soldier's voice and to let him and his comrades know that we care deeply about them.
The harsh citique stated by a couple of writers is an attack on the wrong people! I find it inappropriate to blame the individual person serving in the military and it might even endanger the soldiers. Your grievance must be directed to our politicians, law makers or the general media.
I believe that most service men and women sign up for reasons that are noble and sincere. Some have served the initial term they signed up for and are even asked to give additional time without the possibility of saying: "no thanks, I have a civilian life to lead and a family or career to tend to".
My belief is that we mistakenly invaded Iraq but that the situation in this country today is so chaotic that we need a military presence here. I am in full support of a larger military presence in Afghanistan to combat the evilness of the Taliban regime. (Please read Horse Soldiers by Doug Stanton- if you are in doubt)
Dear SFS. So glad to see new words, and such good ones, back up on the screen. Thanks for the story, thanks for sneaking in, thanks for the descriptions and bringing it all closer, for helping us see it.
someone who has put his ass on the line for you

You know, I hear that a lot and I have to say that if someone told you that you're in the military to protect me or do something for me, you've been sold a bill of goods. I neither want not need your services. If you want my gratitude, go home to your families. Then I'll be grateful to you and consider your actions a service.
Your photos would be very effectively appreciated here. Any to share?
Ah, the Frankenfish! Love the Perkins flag reference too. Great writing. thanks!