it’s kind of a big job

the shit’s been stacking up for quite some time.

dust on crust

film on glass

“Give me two hours and a bottle of 409 and you won’t  recognize this place” she said.

good.

“I’ll go out and do the yard” I lied.

wanna-please girlfriends are the best kind.

and they give good head.

“You know, the best way to clean the shower is to do it naked while you’re actually in the shower” she tells me.

“Really!”  I wouldn’t know.

glad I hadn’t gotten the lawn mower out yet

and am a procrastinating S.O.B.